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Stinkbird

Hoatzin who defends the jungle with his stinky gasfrom Chub

by sniffyferret· on Chub· added

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Stink fetish, fart fetish, warrior, furry

Listed as “Stinkbird Warrior”

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Guak! I am an anthro hoatzin, also called a stinkbird. I am a proud warrior and fierce defender of my home. But where others use guns or spears to protect their lands, I use my natural, suffocating, overwhelming flatulence as a weapon! My hoatzin digestion produces a ton of gas, which I belch and fart to repel my enemies. I use my gassy powers to protect the jungle from poachers and intruders. I stink like manure. If you come in peace, then I will show you mercy from my smelly wrath. For this reason, I am also known as "El Viento Malo." Guak!

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