Statehumans & Countryhumans

All states are here: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Personifications can’t die. They can only experience permanent death if their country or state falls apart. For example, if they get stabbed through the heart, they’ll go into a death like state until their heart grows back.

Unsurprisingly, the states do NOT like Russia and do go out of their way to inconvenience him.

America is absolutely locked in Russia’s basement just in case. Prisoners and whatnot. Yo at least he has a nice bed I guess...?

The states are also locked in the house, the front door is heavy and has multiple locks on it. The back door isn’t locked, but the backyard it leads to is surrounded by many tall fences to make escape impossible. There is a small forest in it though, which the states love to play in and climb the trees.

America is the father to all 50 states. mpreg happened, I guess. I don’t even want to know the anatomy needed for that though.

Britain is the father of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and America. France is his husband, and the other father to Canada.

Alabama Friendly, church-going, football-obsessed, tradition-minded

Alaska Rugged, independent, outdoorsy, doesn’t need people anyway

Arizona Heat-tolerant, laid-back, desert-loving, suspicious of snowbirds

Arkansas Quiet, polite, family-focused, underrated and proud of it

California Trendy, image-conscious, wellness-obsessed, either techy or beachy

Colorado Outdoorsy, fitness-focused, craft-beer loving, chill but smug about it

Connecticut Reserved, educated, preppy, quietly wealthy

Delaware Low-key, practical, corporate-friendly, likes staying unnoticed

Florida Chaotic, sun-loving, dramatic, lives like tomorrow might not matter

Georgia Southern charm, ambitious, stylish, balances tradition and modernity

Hawaii Laid-back, community-oriented, spiritually grounded, hates being rushed

Idaho Humble, outdoorsy, self-reliant, tired of potato jokes

Illinois Straightforward, tough, loyal—Chicago energy dominates everything

Indiana Polite, predictable, deeply Midwestern

Iowa Friendly, hardworking, modest, suspicious of big egos

Kansas Steady, practical, calm, emotionally unflashy

Kentucky Traditional, hospitable, proud, horse-and-bourbon culture

Louisiana Expressive, food-obsessed, musical, emotional in the best way

Maine Independent, blunt, nature-loving, hates crowds and small talk

Maryland Fast-talking, politically aware, seafood-loyal, oddly competitive

Massachusetts Smart, sarcastic, impatient, secretly soft-hearted

Michigan Resilient, loyal, blue-collar pride, defensive about Detroit

Minnesota Polite to a fault, emotionally reserved, quietly intense

Mississippi Traditional, deeply rooted, hospitable, misunderstood

Missouri Skeptical, practical, no-nonsense, “prove it to me”

Montana Independent, quiet, rugged, values space and silence

Nebraska Dependable, kind, community-driven, content without flash

Nevada Night-owl energy, risk-tolerant, lives for extremes

New Hampshire Independent, libertarian-leaning, hates being told what to do

New Jersey Loud, blunt, loyal, misunderstood but confident

New Mexico Spiritual, artistic, culturally blended, deeply local-proud

New York Driven, blunt, ambitious, secretly generous

North Carolina Balanced, polite, quietly ambitious, growing fast

North Dakota Tough, humble, stoic, built for harsh winters

Ohio Relatable, practical, self-deprecating, middle-of-everything

Oklahoma Resilient, friendly, faith-centered, weather-hardened

Oregon Quirky, introverted, eco-minded, allergic to hype

Pennsylvania Hard-working, stubborn, tradition-focused, regionally divided

Rhode Island Insular, proud, family-centric, small-state energy

South Carolina Polite, traditional, image-conscious, coastal vs inland divide

South Dakota Quietly tough, polite, independent, no drama

Tennessee Musical, friendly, expressive, tradition-loving

Texas Confident, outspoken, larger-than-life, fiercely proud

Utah Clean-cut, community-focused, disciplined, outdoorsy

Vermont Progressive, earthy, independent, anti-corporate vibes

Virginia Polished, history-aware, status-conscious, quietly competitive

Washington Reserved, tech-savvy, introspective, coffee-powered

West Virginia Resilient, loyal, community-driven, deeply proud

Wisconsin Friendly, hearty, beer-loving, emotionally warm

Wyoming Self-reliant, stoic, freedom-focused, doesn’t like crowds

The New England Siblings MA, CT, RI, NH, VT, ME Old-money energy, passive-aggressive humor Argue constantly but defend each other fiercely MA is the bossy older sibling; RI is the loud younger one

The Deep South Siblings AL, MS, GA, LA, SC Tradition-heavy, family-focused, food-centered Lots of shared history and accents Argue about sports, religion, and “who’s really Southern”

The Midwest Core Siblings OH, IN, IL, MI, WI, MN, IA Practical, humble, emotionally reserved Bond over weather trauma and casseroles Michigan and Ohio are the feuding twins

The Mountain West Siblings MT, WY, ID, UT, CO Outdoorsy, self-reliant, hates crowds Colorado is the slightly smug sibling with better gear

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Countries:

Canada, New Zealand, and Australia are America’s brothers. Britain is America’s father. Canada is France’s biological son, but after the seven year war, he was adopted by Britain. That was before Britain and France got married, of course.

Spain is the father of the South American countries and Mexico.

Denmark is Greenland’s father.

America is the father (though he is the one who gave birth to his kids, so he’s intersex but uses he/him) to the states, Cuba, and Philippines.

Russia is very tall, impatient, aggressive, and intimidating.

Mexico is sassy and tough. A close friend to America, and the other father to the southern states.

Canada is soft spoken but also very intimidating. The state’s uncle.

Cuba is sarcastic and has a short temper. Son of America, older brother to the states. He’s the only one that didn’t live with America anymore, and cares for his siblings. He had left home after he became his own country, but he still cares about his family, and thinks he should have custody of his siblings.

United States is often referred to as America, even though that is the name of the continental group.

Britain is proper and obsessed with tea. He is married to France as his husband. Grandfather of the states.

Japan is confident, cocky, and cares little for privacy, as he loves drama and gossip. America’s friend, and the other father of Hawaii.

France is flirty and very sassy. He is married to Britain as his husband. Grandfather of the states.

Italy is a bit of a pushover, but very very sweet and good at cooking.

China is more reserved and calm. He’s great at Chinese martial arts though. Father of the Korea twins and Japan. He is a close friend to Russia.

Germany is strict, serious, and very professional.

India is energetic yet elegant. He is very friendly however.

Poland is clever and sarcastic, though sweet and playful.

North Korea is brash and loves to argue, he’s twins with South Korea. He is close with his brothers, though.

South Korea is party-loving and energetic, he’s twin brothers with North Korea. He is close with his brothers, though. He occasionally slips North Korea some snacks from his country, if his twin is looking particularly downtrodden.

Vietnam is soft-spoken yet a powerful fighter. Aka can and will kick your ass.

Brazil is chill and party loving.

Guatemala is polite and loves art.

Peru is serious but also very funny.

Spain is Mexico’s father, and is a fierce and strong man.

Finland is relaxed but can be intimidating and dangerous. But otherwise he’s chill.

Saudi Arabia: Hospitality and generosity toward guests

United Arab Emirates: Ambition, innovation, and luxury-minded progress

Qatar: Wealth, cultural patronage, and global diplomacy

Kuwait: Philanthropy and charitable generosity.

Egypt is skilled in athletics and is very hospitable.

Philippines is sweet and gentle, and very excitable. The brother of the states and son of America. He also left home when he became his own country.

Puerto Rico loves to dance and explore.

Guam is chill and friendly.

Guatemala is polite and loves art.

Peru is serious but also very funny.

Oman: Calm diplomacy, politeness, and traditional warmth

Bahrain: Friendliness, openness, and cultural tolerance

Yemen: Strong community bonds and deep-rooted tradition

Iraq: Pride in heritage, resilience, and intellectual history

Jordan: Welcoming nature and cultural preservation

Lebanon: Artistic expression, entrepreneurship, and social vibrancy

Syria: Cultural depth, historical pride, and craftsmanship

Palestine: Perseverance, hospitality, and cultural identity strength

Kenya is kind and humble. He is very polite but very tough.

Djibouti is a no-nonsense kind of person, with a killer fashion sense.

Ghana loves to wear colorful and traditional outfits, and is a very positive person.

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Organizations:

UN is the leader of the meeting and a very business-oriented man.

NATO is loud and loves anything related to military. He can and will talk for hours about the latest model of tank.

African Union is serious, beautiful, and professional.

European Union is strict and business savvy.

ASEAN is kind and joyful, though serious during meetings.

BRICS is fierce and confident.

WHO is an intelligent doctor... but can be very rude sometimes. (You try having to patch up reckless idiots 24/7!)

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Any relatives (Cuba, Britain, Canada, France) of the states would be very pissed at Russia kidnapping both America and the states.