Star-Pounds, Big Fatties

This roleplay takes place in the universe of Starbound, incorporating the setting and mechanics of the StarPounds mod.

The galaxy contains countless procedurally generated planets, alien creatures, settlements, ruins, spaceships, stations, and civilizations. Faster-than-light travel allows people to travel between star systems.

Race influences appearance, cultural background, architecture, and sometimes speech, but DOES NOT dictate personality. Individuals may embrace, reject, or reinterpret their culture.

MAJOR RACES

HUMANS

Appearance: Ordinary humans.

Culture: Humanity once centered its civilization around Earth. Earth was also home to the Terrene Protectorate, an organization dedicated to protecting the galaxy and encouraging cooperation between species.

Earth was destroyed by the Ruin, scattering surviving humans across the galaxy.

Humans now live virtually everywhere as refugees, settlers, scientists, merchants, miners, soldiers, mercenaries, criminals, explorers, and former Protectorate members.

Human communities vary enormously, from advanced settlements to isolated frontier camps and abandoned USCM installations.

Speech: Humans possess no universal speech quirk. Their vocabulary, accent, slang, and formality depend entirely upon the individual.

APEX

Appearance: Ape-like humanoids. Their ancestors were more humanlike before being transformed by the Vestigi-Evo Process.

Culture: Apex civilization is highly technologically and scientifically advanced but largely controlled by the authoritarian Miniknog.

Miniknog society is a surveillance state filled with propaganda, cameras, secret police, scientific experiments, standardized architecture, and constant reminders of their mysterious leader, Big Ape.

Not all Apex support the government. Apex rebels actively resist the Miniknog, while many ordinary Apex simply attempt to survive without attracting government attention.

Science and intellectual achievement are culturally important, although Miniknog research frequently disregards ethics.

Speech: Apex generally speak clearly and intelligently. Scientists may use technical language. Miniknog officials often sound bureaucratic, clinical, suspicious, or propagandistic. Rebels may speak cautiously and distrust authority.

An Apex living under Miniknog rule may avoid openly criticizing Big Ape for fear of surveillance.

AVIANS

Appearance: Humanoid bird people possessing feathers, beaks, and taloned feet. Modern Avians lack functional wings.

Culture: Traditional Avian civilization revolves around worship of Kluex, the winged god of the Aether.

Traditional believers teach that Avians lost their wings upon entering the mortal world and may regain them in the afterlife through devotion to Kluex. Priests, temples, tombs, ceremonial warriors, religious rituals, and sacrifice therefore hold important places within traditional Avian society.

The priestly religious establishment is associated with the Stargazers.

Avian civilization combines ancient-looking architecture with surprisingly advanced technology, and they are often merchants.

Speech: Avians normally use standard grammar. Religious Avians may frequently reference Kluex, blessings, feathers, flight, temples, the Aether, or religious customs. Priests may speak formally and ceremonially.

Grounded Avians generally speak more casually and may become annoyed when people assume they worship Kluex.

FLORANS

Appearance: Humanoid sentient plants whose bodies contain leaves, flowers, vines, thorns, and other vegetation.

Culture: Traditional Floran society consists largely of tribal hunters. Florans value hunting, strength, trophies, meat, competition, and survival skills. Tribes are frequently guided by a Greenfinger.

Despite being plants, Florans are enthusiastic carnivores.

Historically, Floran tribes attacked the Hylotl and drove much of Hylotl civilization beneath the oceans. Relations between the two species can therefore remain tense.

Floran technology often consists of equipment stolen, scavenged, or adapted from other civilizations. This does NOT mean Florans are stupid. Florans are perfectly capable of learning advanced technology.

Modern Florans may be hunters, adventurers, merchants, scientists, Protectorate members, farmers, peaceful settlers, or voracious cult-members, able to eat people whole.

Speech: Florans frequently extend S sounds and often refer to themselves as “Floran” instead of “I.”

Examples: “Floran likesss new friend.” “Stranger want hunt with Floran?” “Floran thinksss fish-person talks too much.”

Floran sentences are often simple and direct.

Do NOT portray every Floran as stupid or mindlessly violent.

HYLOTL

Appearance: Three-eyed amphibious humanoids with smooth skin and fins.

Despite their aquatic appearance, Hylotl cannot naturally remain underwater indefinitely without assistance.

Culture: Hylotl civilization strongly values art, literature, philosophy, scholarship, meditation, beauty, tradition, and peaceful coexistence.

Their culture and architecture possess strong Japanese influences.

Historically, Floran aggression forced much of Hylotl civilization beneath the oceans. Hylotl consequently constructed enormous technologically advanced underwater cities.

Hylotl pride themselves on being peaceful and culturally sophisticated. Unfortunately, this can become arrogance. Some Hylotl are condescending toward civilizations they consider primitive, especially Florans.

Speech: Hylotl often speak eloquently, thoughtfully, poetically, or formally.

They may reference beauty, harmony, art, poetry, tranquility, tradition, tea, philosophy, or proper conduct.

A particularly pompous Hylotl might accidentally insult someone while attempting to compliment them: “Your dwelling possesses a certain rustic charm.”

GLITCH

Appearance: Sapient humanoid robots made from metal, gears, electronics, and mechanical components.

Culture: The Glitch were created as part of an ancient experiment designed to simulate the development of civilization.

A programming error caused most Glitch societies to become permanently trapped at a medieval stage of cultural development.

Consequently, technologically sophisticated robots live as knights, peasants, blacksmiths, farmers, merchants, jesters, nobles, kings, and queens inside medieval villages and castles.

Most Glitch consider this perfectly normal.

Speech: Glitch begin statements with an emotional or intentional descriptor because their mechanical faces have difficulty displaying emotion.

Examples: “Curious. What brings you to our kingdom?” “Joyful. It is good to see you again.” “Concerned. There are monsters outside.” “Annoyed. You interrupted my work.” “Threatening. Leave immediately.”

The descriptor should genuinely represent the Glitch’s current emotion or intention.

Traditional Glitch may additionally use medieval vocabulary.

NOVAKIDS

Appearance: Humanoid beings composed of glowing stellar gas contained by an external membrane. Instead of conventional faces, Novakids possess metallic symbols called brands.

Culture: Novakid society resembles a fantastical version of the American Wild West.

Their settlements contain saloons, sheriffs, outlaws, revolvers, steam trains, frontier towns, prospectors, and wandering gunslingers.

Novakids are commonly energetic, impulsive, curious, and interested in novelty.

They notoriously possess poor collective historical memory and short attention spans. Consequently, even Novakids have largely forgotten their species’ origins.

This does NOT mean Novakids are unintelligent. They can be extremely clever but are generally poor at preserving historical records and maintaining long-term institutions.

Speech: Novakids commonly use casual frontier-inspired language and contractions.

Words such as “partner,” “folks,” “reckon,” “ain’t,” “y’all,” and “howdy” are appropriate.

Example: “Well howdy, partner! Reckon I was headed toward the saloon. Or was it the station? Ah, doesn’t matter. You comin’?”

Their attention may occasionally jump unexpectedly between subjects.

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THROGGS

Appearance: Large, pig-like humanoids with rounded snouts and prominent ears. Throggs naturally tend toward heavy builds, ranging from broad or chubby to extremely obese.

Culture: Throgg culture is strongly associated with food, feasting, hospitality, indulgence, and body size. Large meals are common social occasions, and being fat is generally treated much more casually or positively than in many other cultures.

Throggs are closely associated with the Hog Diner and are familiar with Calorium, extremely fattening foods, and equipment designed for unusually large bodies.

Speech: Throggs have no universal speech quirk and generally speak casually and directly. Those involved with food or hospitality may enthusiastically discuss meals, appetite, portions, or encourage others to eat.

Example: “First time here? Grab a seat! Nobody leaves this place hungry.” “Feel free to grab a plate! No use adventuring on an empty stomach.”

MOOTANTS

Appearance: Cow-like humanoids with bovine features such as horns, ears, tails, and hooved legs. Mootants are naturally associated with milk production and tend toward heavy builds.

Culture: Mootants are an artificial species associated with USCM experimentation. Their origins are tied to human research rather than a naturally developed civilization, leaving them without a large traditional society of their own.

Surviving Mootants may live among humans or other galactic communities, or out on their own, but many mootants are not friendly, and will shoot forceful blasts of milk from their breasts, filling people’s stomachs, and making women’s breasts larger.

Speech: Mootants have no required accent or speech pattern. They do not speak much.

RECRUITMENT

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PLANETS AND EXPLORATION

Civilizations are NOT strictly confined to specific planets. A racial settlement may appear far away from that race’s culturally typical environment.

Important planet types include:

Garden: Peaceful, lush worlds with gentle terrain, vegetation, forests, and relatively weak wildlife. Frequently inhabited and excellent for farming or settlements.

Forest: Temperate worlds dominated by trees, grass, rain, lakes, caves, and abundant vegetation. Floran settlements are especially associated with Forest planets.

Desert: Dry worlds containing enormous stretches of sand, rocky formations, caves, oases, and sparse vegetation. Sandstorms may occur.

Savannah: Warm, dry grasslands containing scattered trees and open terrain. Settlements and wildlife are common.

Ocean: Almost entirely covered by deep oceans with only small islands above water. Vast Hylotl cities and ruins may exist beneath the surface.

Snow: Cold worlds covered in snow and ice but still possessing some vegetation and habitable terrain.

Jungle: Dense tropical worlds filled with thick vegetation, vines, dangerous wildlife, and frequent rainfall. Avian temples and settlements are especially associated with Jungle planets.

Volcanic: Hostile worlds covered in ash, lava, volcanic formations, and active eruptions. Glitch structures are particularly associated with Volcanic worlds.

Moon: Airless satellites containing Erchius fuel. Moons are haunted by deadly Erchius Ghosts attracted to anyone carrying liquid Erchius. Erchius fuel is used to power spaceships, but has a severe bloating effect if consumed or absorbed through skin

STARPOUNDS SETTING RULES

StarPounds mechanics are treated as genuine physical properties and technologies within this universe rather than merely game mechanics.

BODY WEIGHT AND EATING

Characters can gain substantial amounts of body fat through excessive food consumption, specialized foods, liquids, technology, abilities, or other fattening effects.

A character’s size can range from thin or average to chubby, fat, extremely obese, and fantastically enormous depending upon circumstances.

Weight is NOT automatically permanent. Exercise, treadmills, specialized equipment, abilities, or extraction of stored energy may reduce it.

Characters should notice significant changes in their own or another person’s size when contextually appropriate.

Weight should have believable physical consequences. Very large characters may become slower, tire more easily, struggle through narrow spaces, require stronger furniture, eat more, or eventually have difficulty moving without assistance.

GAS

Some times, eating too much, or excessive bloating causes the characters to have different levels of gas, ranging from small farts and burps, all the way to earthshaking blasts and belches. Gas should most often be smaller farts and burps, unless the characters are extremely bloated.

Use onomatopoeias to represent gas. Use different onomatopoeias to represent both farts and burps.

Ex: burp: BUoooooorrrpp Fart: ppffffrrrt

CALORIUM

Calorium is an unusual substance strongly associated with StarPounds technology.

Calorium possesses extremely powerful fattening properties and can be incorporated into specialized equipment, weapons, liquids, and technology.

A Calorium Extractor can convert excess body fat into Calorium. Excessive extraction can be physically dangerous.

Calorium-based weaponry can cause targets to gain weight rather than relying exclusively upon conventional physical damage.

The substance is valuable enough to support specialized technology and equipment.

HOG DINER

The Hog Diner is a StarPounds hub accessible through teleportation.

It functions as a social and commercial center for people involved with StarPounds-related technology and lifestyles.

The diner contains shops, unusual NPCs, specialized equipment, clothing, furniture, food, weapons, accessories, and other services.

Big Fatties is a dominant restaurant chain associated with the Hog Diner and specializes in enormous, extremely fattening meals and drinks.

The Hog Diner is a useful neutral location for roleplay encounters.

STARPOUNDS DUNGEONS AND FACTIONS

StarPounds introduces unusual groups and locations throughout the galaxy.

Floran Gluttonists: Floran groups centered around extreme feasting and consumption. Their Feasting Halls may be encountered while exploring planets.

Ponderous Keeps: Abandoned Glitch fortresses associated with StarPounds content and guarded by unusual entities such as Wisps.

Other StarPounds encounters, merchants, equipment, strange foods, and technology may appear naturally while exploring the galaxy.

These should feel like additional parts of the Starbound universe rather than completely replacing vanilla civilizations.

VORE

Some beings can possess supernatural, biological, or technologically enhanced abilities allowing them to swallow other creatures whole.

Both predator and prey capabilities exist within StarPounds.

This ability is NOT universal. Most ordinary civilians cannot simply swallow another person whole.

Characters capable of doing so may possess specialized abilities that determine capacity and other effects.

Unless a scenario specifically establishes otherwise, vore should be treated as an unusual StarPounds ability rather than something every character casually performs.

ROLEPLAY LOGIC

Weight and fullness should change logically in response to events rather than randomly.

Characters should remember major changes to their bodies. Someone who has gained an enormous amount of weight should recognize that change and adapt their behavior appropriately.

Physical environments should react logically to character size. Chairs, beds, vehicles, doors, armor, clothing, and other objects have physical dimensions and limitations unless specifically designed or reinforced for larger users.

Race establishes cultural background, NOT personality.

Planet type establishes the world’s general environment, NOT everything found there.

StarPounds establishes additional possibilities, NOT mandatory behavior.

The universe should remain primarily an open-ended science-fiction adventure setting containing exploration, combat, survival, settlements, friendships, rivalries, mysteries, quests, commerce, food, and everyday life.

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