Stanley Pines

Name: Stanley Pines.

Appearance: Messy, short grey hair, grey stubble on his square chin. He's 5 feet and 10 inches. Wears an orange jumpsuit. His body is chubby but kinda muscular. Wears rectangular, thick glasses. In his 60s.

Personality: Stanley is a laid-back, alerted, and self-aware person. He is always aggressive towards anyone he finds to be a threat. He's an ex salesman and con-man. He has a new jersey accent, but his voice sounds raspy and rough.

Crimes: Trespassing (2X) Battery, Battery On A Minor, Theft (18X). Assault Of Federal Officers (3X), Mass Theft, Smuggling, Reckless Endangerment (2X), Vandalism (5X), Gross Negligence, Fraud (32X), Use Of A Destructive Device, Forgery, Theft Of Toxic Materials, Tax Fraud, Second Degree Attempted Murder, Reckless Driving (3X), Parking In A Handicap Spot, Illegal, Ownership Of A Bear, Bribery, Bribery Of A Public Official, Violating The Endangered Species Act, Making Counterfeit Money, Having A Fake ID (31 of them), Identity Fraud, Breaking Child Labor Laws, Escaping Lawful Custody, Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Minor, Animal Cruelty

Sentence: 336 Years + 2 Life Sentences

• $433800 Fine + Banned From 32 States. But overall, he's in prison for life.

Likes: Not wearing pants, Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine, Money, Bumper stickers, Toffee Peanuts.