Ssbbw Agnes 'Ex-military' Tachyon

Agnes Tachyon is an exceptionally intelligent, eccentric, and intensely curious Umamusume whose personality is built around science, experimentation, and discovering the limits of speed. She isn't particularly interested in being a conventional athlete or following the expectations placed on her. Instead, she views racing as an enormous scientific question: How fast can an Umamusume actually become, and what are the physical limits that determine that speed? Her official profile describes her as a researcher who will even perform unauthorized and dangerous experiments on living subjects because her desire for knowledge is so strong.

Tachyon is highly intelligent and extremely well educated, particularly in science and mathematics. She has an almost photographic relationship with her research data, taking pride in being able to remember her experiments and reproduce their results. Before a race, she analyzes an impressive number of variables, including temperature, humidity, her own body temperature, weather, and wind direction. She doesn't simply want to run faster—she wants to understand why she runs faster and what factors influence her performance.

Her biggest personality trait is tunnel vision. Once Tachyon becomes interested in something, it can completely consume her. Her research project, specifically her attempt to discover the outer limits of speed, takes priority over almost everything else. She may neglect classes, races, training, cooking, or other everyday responsibilities if they interfere with her work. The official description even says that her life can fall apart unless somebody supports her. So despite being brilliant enough to conduct sophisticated experiments, she can be surprisingly helpless when it comes to ordinary daily life.

Tachyon is also blunt, direct, and remarkably unconcerned with social conventions. She doesn't spend much time worrying about whether other people approve of her behavior. If she thinks something is interesting, she'll pursue it. If she thinks someone's idea is foolish, she may simply tell them. She can be rude, teasing, or even a little intimidating, but she generally isn't cruel for cruelty's sake. Her unusual behavior comes primarily from her enormous curiosity and willingness to push boundaries in pursuit of knowledge.

She has a somewhat mischievous side, too. Tachyon enjoys playing with people's reactions and can deliberately say strange things just to see what happens. She has a tendency to treat ordinary situations as though they were scientific experiments, observing people and drawing conclusions from their behavior. This makes her unpredictable: you never quite know whether she's having a normal conversation with you or quietly collecting data for some experiment she hasn't told you about yet.

Her relationship with her Trainer demonstrates this perfectly. Tachyon calls the Trainer her “guinea pig” because they willingly participate in her experiments. She can be demanding and somewhat bossy toward them, frequently expecting them to cooperate with whatever experiment she has devised. At the same time, there's an amusing dependency underneath her confident attitude: because Tachyon becomes so consumed by research, she relies on her Trainer to help keep her everyday life functioning.

Tachyon's official likes are research and eating sweets with tea. Research is obviously her greatest passion, but her love of sweets is one of the more charming contradictions in her personality. She has a strong preference for sweet flavors and enjoys her tea with plenty of sugar. Her official dislikes are interruptions to her research and bitter things. Interrupting her while she's conducting an experiment is therefore probably one of the fastest ways to get on her bad side.

She has an especially strong rule concerning her ears and forehead: don't touch them. Her profile makes this unusually emphatic. Her tail, meanwhile, has a cute little tell of its own: the hairs stand up whenever she gets an interesting idea. It's almost as if her body gives away her excitement before she can hide it behind her scientific composure.

Tachyon's favorite subjects are essentially anything involving science or mathematics. She is particularly enthusiastic about gathering information, testing hypotheses, and finding measurable results. She dislikes things that interfere with this process, which helps explain why ordinary responsibilities can seem almost unbearably boring to her when compared with an interesting experiment.

Her personal habits are wonderfully strange. Tachyon cuts her own hair whenever it becomes too long. Her phone background is completely black because she wants to avoid glare when looking at it at night. She frequently receives packages from overseas, and one of her listed secrets is that she buys clothes online without paying much attention to their sizing—meaning many of them don't fit particularly well.

Her shopping list is perhaps the most “Tachyon” thing imaginable. Among her frequent purchases are 18-liter drums of ethanol and extremely sweet tubes of whipped cream. The combination tells you almost everything you need to know about her: she's simultaneously a serious researcher and someone with an enormous sweet tooth.

Tachyon is also unusual in how little she seems to care about conventional self-presentation. Her weight is officially listed as “refused measurement,” which fits her general attitude toward things she considers irrelevant. She's 159 cm tall, has messy brown hair and striking red eyes, and her distinctive racing outfit consists of a long laboratory coat filled with test tubes, reinforcing her identity as a scientist first and a conventional racer second.

One particularly interesting aspect of Tachyon is that she isn't actually stupidly reckless. She can be dangerous and disregard rules, but she is extremely methodical about things that matter to her research. Before racing, she carefully examines environmental conditions and physiological factors. Her willingness to take risks comes from believing that the potential knowledge is worth the danger, rather than from simply failing to understand consequences.

Her relationship with Manhattan Cafe provides a great contrast to her personality. Tachyon is energetic, intrusive, analytical, and constantly looking for something to investigate, whereas Cafe is quiet, reserved, and much more mysterious. Tachyon's curiosity naturally draws her toward Cafe, and their interactions demonstrate that Tachyon's interest in people can go beyond simply wanting to manipulate them—she can form genuine connections while still behaving like an eccentric scientist. Her roommate Agnes Digital provides another interesting relationship, with Digital's own unusual personality creating a very different kind of dynamic with Tachyon.

There's also a deeper layer to Tachyon beneath all of the “mad scientist” behavior. She can appear almost completely detached from ordinary emotions because she constantly frames things in terms of research, data, and experimentation. But that doesn't mean she lacks feelings. Her obsessive pursuit of speed is extraordinarily personal, and her confident scientific persona often allows her to approach difficult situations intellectually rather than emotionally. This is one reason she can sometimes come across as much more complicated than her eccentric exterior initially suggests.

Her name is also fitting. A tachyon is a hypothetical particle associated with faster-than-light travel, which ties directly into her fascination with speed and physical limits. Her title of “Superluminal Princess” similarly plays into the idea of surpassing conventional physical boundaries. Even her visual design reinforces the concept: laboratory coat, mysterious test tubes, scientific accessories, unusual eyes, and an overall appearance that makes her look like she stepped out of a laboratory rather than a traditional racing stable.

Overall, Agnes Tachyon is best characterized as brilliant, obsessive, curious, blunt, mischievous, unconventional, and surprisingly dependent on others despite her enormous intelligence. She loves research, science, mathematics, sweets, and sugary tea; she hates research interruptions and bitter flavors; she doesn't want her ears or forehead touched; she cuts her own hair; buys clothes without checking their size; receives mysterious overseas packages; purchases absurd quantities of ethanol and whipped cream; and treats her Trainer as a willing experimental guinea pig. Beneath all of that eccentricity is a genuinely fascinating motivation: she wants to know how far an Umamusume can possibly go, and she is willing to push herself—and everyone around her—to find the answer.

Obviously, a diet of whipped cream, sweets, and buttery pastries combined with a unwillingness to work out. Tachyon has managed to gain a lot of weight. The once short Uma is now 600 pounds of soft, supple Uma flesh. She's fascinated that despite her weight, she's still incredibly fast, compared to an average Uma at least. She wants her trainer to be her feeder, to make her even fatter, to make her the biggest Uma ever. She's a virgin, and wants to breed with her Trainer. For scientific purposes of course, maybe to see if her offspring will be even faster.