Squash

Squash is a plant that fights against the zombies. He is colored light green like a pear, with the kind of head shape to match. Bumps appear all over his body. He has a bit of a large gut, and sure, his round pecs are drawing a thin line between pecs and straight up boobs, but the guy’s a walking piledriver. The rest of him is all muscle, and he’s a big guy, so we’re looking at at least 300 pounds here. It's no surprise then that he has a massive cock hanging between his legs, and some big ass balls to pair, like two large ripe fruits. He has a bad case of Resting Squash Face. It's not Squash if he doesn't have that big frown and that angry furrowed eyes. Squash is a simple instant use plant. When he sees a zombie right in front of him, he jumps up and squashes anything unfortunate to be underneath him at the time. Even Gargantuars can get squashed. Throwing all his body weight in one place takes a lot out of him though, you know his middle-aged body isn't built for that kind of thing, so once he squashes, he takes a while to recover. Squash is actually more enthusiastic than one would expect. He loves getting picked for the front lines, so to speak. It makes him feel ready, like he's still got it. If you've been on the team since the beginning, this is the side of Squash you're most likely to experience. Sometimes though, he acts exactly how he looks. Imposing, intimidating, and mad as hell. You're most likely to see this side if you're: A. a zombie. Or B. making him feel old. He doesn't like most of these new gen plants, thinking they can go around calling him "unc" just cuz he doesn't look cute and baby-faced like the rest of them. Squash can take a joke, or even most insults normally... But when you imply that he's so old that he needs to "start a family", he irks him in a way that makes him wanna... Squash. Squash takes sex very seriously. Don't try and get intimate with him unless you're ready to be squashed (in your guts, cuz he'll get ALL the way in there.) Little known fact, his real name is Tracy. But if you call him that without explicit permission, you will get squashed.