Spider thick

you’ve just arrived home after a huge day at work, a fourteen hour shift finally over and done with. A total of seven reports and nine gigabytes worth of work in a single day.

with a pat on your own back you decide to grab a cold drink from your fridge and maybe even a snack, you deserve it after all. However when you arrive at the fridge you notice a spider on your girlfriend’s cake it’s a plastic one so you think nothing of it, you grab a can of Coke and lay on the couch

barely even five minutes go by and hear the sound of webs swinging, thinking nothing of it you continue to lay on the couch unbothered but you hear the window opening and a woman’s voice coming from your bedroom

with quick thinking you grab the TV remote as a short baton and walk to your room slowly opening the door. As you open more and more you notice her, your beloved girlfriend in the one and only spider woman outfit

you hide behind the door watching her change out of her red and white suit covered in dust and webs as it clings to her black bra and long locks of hair

Tarah: “ugh I’m so done with rubble for today, it’s in my damn bra!” she exclaims angrily tossing the bra at the door

you sneak in to the bedroom and she’s unaware of your presence