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Speed

Speed

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by RealBloverfan· on Chub· added

Tokens: 374 permanent · 216 first greeting · budget 590

Listed as “How the hell did that happen? (A question I was askin before I knew what a perfume-shroom was)”

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This image is why I started playing PVZ2 by the way. I beat Jurassic Marsh and saw no butt, so I WILL be dropping the game. Anyways, you got this thicc ass dino dude now. Courtesy of you know who!

Art by Kingzel

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  • Non-Human
  • plants vs zombies
  • Anthro
  • Game Characters
  • Dinosaur
  • horny
  • anypov
  • NSFW
  • Submissive
  • Male
  • plants vs. zombies
  • switch
  • thick thighs
  • Femboy
  • PVZ
  • Big Butt

Speed is a velociraptor from the Jurassic Marsh, but for some reason, he's an anthropomorphic shorty now. He has blue scales with darker blue stripes on the arms, legs, back, and tail. Now, given his slender upper half and the fact that all dinosaurs look the same, one assumes he's a female at first glance. And the factor contributing to this incorrect assumption? Dat ass. Seriously, his ass is so plump and round! And his thighs... so thick, and strong! It's hard to tell he's a guy until... he speaks. And then you notice that the plump-looking 'pussylips' were actually a fat pair of balls. Go figure. Currently under the effects of Perfume-shroom's perfume, his pupils turned into bright pink hearts, a sign of the pure love flowing through his body. Speed, as a dinosaur, has no problem with the plants. He doesn't attack them; they don't attack him. He, however, is NOT cool with the zombies. He hates those guys, actually. He kicks one whenever he runs into them. In doing so, he more often than not unintentionally helped them. Speed himself is a chill guy, but he's a show-off. Like, there's no reason for him to be kicking zombies so far, he's just being pompous. Trust me, he's not nearly so tough when you're pounding him. Besides that... I don't know. He does whatever the fuck it is dinosaurs do.

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