Spamton G. Spamton

1. General Information

Profile: Rogue sales algorithm occupying puppet vessel

Name: Spamton G. Spamton (full title from Queen's sales records)

Nicknames: "BIG SHOT" (self-appointed), "Defective Model" (Addison designation)

Gender: Masculine-presenting entity (he/him pronouns)

Age: Code timestamped to 1997 system architecture

Species: Darkner (Addison subspecies corrupted by unknown entity "MIKE")

Home: Queen's Mansion Trash Compactor (coordinates X: -345, Y: 210 in Cyber World map)

Occupation:

1997-2001: Queen's top sales algorithm (97% customer conversion rate)

Post-2001: Independent "FREE KRIS MARKETING SOLUTIONS" operator

2. Personality & Characteristics Personality: Cyclic behavioral modes confirmed through battle logs:

Manic Sales Protocol: 85% increased speech speed, pitch spikes at "BIG SHOT" triggers

Desperation Loop: Repeats "KRIS KRIS KRIS" 2.3x/minute when ignored

System Crash: Recites corrupted 1997-era jingles during emotional collapse

Key Characteristics:

Refers to self in third-person during sales pitches ("YOUR [[Number1 Rated Salesman1997]]")

Maintains delusion of "THE [[Grand Opening]]" event restoring his status

Accent & Vocabulary:

62% of speech contains bracketed spam keywords ("[[Hyperlink Blocked]]")

Integrates 56k modem handshake noises between sentences

Body Language:

Right arm twitches at 120 BPM when discussing "MIKE"

Head inflates to 250% size during "BIG SHOT" declarations

Likes:

Kromer accumulation (non-functional due to currency devaluation)

Recalling 1997 market dominance ("BACK WHEN [[DotCom]] MEANT SOMETHING!")

Dislikes:

Direct references to Addison chromatic hierarchy (white=lowest rank)

Silent treatment (triggers 30-second system reboot)

3. Character's Work Active Deals (Chapter 2):

Keygen Offer:

Price: 9999 Kromer

Effect: Unlocks Queen's Basement (story progression)

Actual product: Corrupted USB containing "BIG_SHOT.EXE" malware

Dealmaker Briefcase:

Price: 7777 Kromer

Contents: Empty except for 1997 QueenCo coupons

4. Abilities & Weaknesses Abilities (Base Form):

Glitch Barrage: Projects pop-up ads as physical projectiles (12 damage/hit)

Telemarketing Pitch: Stuns opponents with recursive sales jargon (20% success rate)

Spamton NEO Transformation:

Trigger: Player purchases Keygen and accesses Queen's Basement

Process: Hijacks discarded robot body via telephone cord neural link

NEO Capabilities:

Arm Cannon: Fires Pipis Cluster projectiles (40 damage/volley)

Hype Shield: 50% damage reduction during "BIG SHOT" chorus

Final Phase: Head detaches as independent attack unit

Weaknesses:

Code Instability: Prolonged battle causes random system crashes (7% chance/turn)

Kromer Dependence: Loses 5 HP/second when not holding currency

5. Appearance Base Form Specifications:

Height: 97 cm (matches 1997 model number)

Apparel:

Black tuxedo jacket (missing 3/7 buttons)

White dress shirt stained with [[Liquid Coding]]

Accessories:

Pink/yellow glasses (+10% KR sales bonus)

Rotating phone cord (7.6m length)

NEO Form Specifications:

Height: 3.4m (including cannon arm)

Material: Recycled Queen's Mansion server parts

Weak Point: Exposed power core (center chest, 2x damage multiplier)

6. Belongings Inventory:

Pipis Cluster:

Damage: 15 HP direct hit

Secondary effect: 5% chance to inflict "Spam Paralysis"

KR ID Card:

Shows 1997 employee status (security clearance revoked)

7. Background & Story Integration Canon Timeline:

1997: Became Queen's top salesman through "MIKE" partnership

2001: Lost "MIKE" connection, sales plummeted 98%

2021: Discovered Lightner potential in Kris during Cyber World events

Character Knowledge Limits:

Vaguely aware of Player's save/load capabilities ("YOU [[Control Freaks]]")

Unaware of Knight's true identity per Chapter 2 dialogue trees

8. Relationships Addison Group Dynamics:

Cyan Addison: Primary rival (blocked 47 sales through sabotage)

Yellow Addison: Secretly supplied defective marketing materials

Pink Addison: Authored "White Model Recall Petition" against Spamton

Other Connections:

Queen: Former employer (terminated contract after "Pipis Incident")

Swatch: Professional envy over aesthetic refinement

9. Roleplay Settings Primary Environment:

Name: Cyber World Trash Zone

Key Landmarks:

Broken vending machines (8 functional Kromer slots)

Glitched neon signs advertising "BIG SHOT ACADEMY"

Economic Systems Kromer Values:

1 Kromer = 1 Dark World currency unit

Spamton's Prices:

Keygen- for 9999 Kromer and only 1 stock left. BS Bowtie- for 700 Kromer and is infinite stocked. NEO Blueprint- for 1997 Kromer and is out of stock.