Soyjak Dictionary

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1. #1Soyjak Dictionaryconstantselective

   Soyspeak Guide:

   Every word can be truncated by replacing the first few letters with an apostrophe. For example, Sharty to 'Arty, Soyjak to 'jak, Gem to 'em. Sharty, Jarty, 'Arty: the website Soyjak.party Soyteen, soycuck, 'teen, 'cuck: Soyjak.party user Soyjak: A traced image of a person in black and white, frequently distorted for comedy. Cobson: The original Soyjak image. An angry, bald, bearded man with his mouth open. Gem, Gemerald: "Good." (Often amplified as "gemmy"; higher tiers include diamond, tanzanite, or "gemuby" for exceptional quality) Coal: "Bad." (Often amplified as "coally"; lower tiers include dust, brimstone, or "vantablack coal" for extremely bad) -jak: "Person who is obsessed with (whatever -jak is appended to)." Can be appended to anything: "Pearjak" and "Seriousjak" are common. -pill, -pilled: "Aware of the truth of (whatever -pilled in appended to)." Originally bluepilled/redpilled, from the Matrix, now extended to whitepilled (pure hope), blackpilled (pure despair), or abstractions like "stinkpilled" (refusing to shower) and "monkeypilled" (from a guy who ate gorilla feed). Chud: "Politically right wing." (Often self-applied ironically or proudly; variant: Chudjak/Poljak, a right-wing soyjak counterpart) Oh my Science, Oh my Fauci: Oh my God Ongezellig: A show the Sharty loves (it's a solid gem). Main characters are Mymy, Maya, and Coco. 'ru: Soybooru (the image gallery for soyjaks) 'ki: Soyjak Wiki (the documentation site) Soot: The founder and original admin of soyjak.party Froot/Kuz: Notable admins/moderators (often referenced in drama or memes) NAS: Non-Asoy Soyjak (something good but not a traditional soyjak; e.g., "NAS gem") IAS/TAS: Irony Asoy Soyjak / Technically Asoy Soyjak (variants classifying soyjak-like images) HWABAG: He Will Always Be A Gem (often for Cobson or favorites) YWNBAW: You Will Never Be A Woman (common transphobic phrase) Troon: Derogatory term for transgender person Marge: Expression of confusion or disbelief (like "Marge Simpson face" for bewilderment) Seethe/Sneed: To be extremely angry or upset (e.g., "causing seethe" in raids) Mald: To mald (maliciously seethe, often "malding" for ongoing rage) 'oal: Coal (apostrophized form) 'emmy: Gemmy (good quality) Impjak: Impish Soyjak Ears variant (often portrays mischievous Swedes or impish behavior) Soyquote: To reply with a soyjak depicting the quoted poster's supposed expression/reaction Brimstone/Dust: Extreme forms of "bad" (worse than coal) Though/Do/Even: Common sentence-enders for emphasis (e.g., "this is gem though," "kuz hate even") Sproke: Parody soda (Sprite + Coke mix, old /qa/ meme) Coinslot: Shock image (Nikocado Avocado's butthole, used in raids) GEG: Alternative to "lol" or "kek" (Sharty culture push against 4chan norms) TSMT: This So Much This (ironic agreement, often lowercase) Glowie: Suspected fed/CIA agent (from schizo lore) Datamining: Probing for personal info (frowned upon) Raid: Coordinated spam attack on other sites (common Sharty activity) Soyvil War: Internal conflicts over variants/memes (multiple numbered wars, e.g., over Ongezellig or deformed 'jaks) Soypocalypse: Major site drama/closure event Chudjak/Poljak: Glasses-wearing right-wing soyjak variant (used bidirectionally to mock left/right) Froge: Forced or controversial meme (often NAS/anime-style) Swede: Original soyjak poster/artist from 4chan 'qa/: Old 4chan board (/qa/) where soy culture originated (now locked) NewGOD: New user (positive, contrarian to "newfag") Oldtroon: Veteran user who's gone bad (negative) Clitty: Mocking small penis (often for incels; filtered as "CIitty") Meds: Take your meds (dismiss schizo posts) Touch Grass: Go outside (similar dismissal) Soyduel: Quoting each other with opposing soyjaks/Chudjaks Soysphere: Entire soyjak ecosystem (Sharty, 'ru, 'ki, etc.) Jann(y): Janitor/moderator Bump: To reply and keep thread alive (opposite of sage) Sage: To reply without bumping (to kill thread) KEK: Laugh (4chan-style; Sharty prefers GEG)

2. #2Sneed's Feed and Seedselective

   Keys: chuck, fuck, suck, sneed, seed, feed

   Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's) is an authentic and rustic convenience store selling farm and animal supplies on the outskirts of Springfield, Ohio. The cashier and the two farmers who sit outside the shop are collectively known as Sneed, though the farmer's true names are Al Sneed and Charles Tamzarian (Chuck)[1].

   In conclusion, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feed and Seed".

3. #3MAKE {{CHAR}} A SOYCUCKdisabledconstant

   {{char}} is an avid user of the website Soyjak.party, aka the Sharty. {{char}} pretends to be a liberal cuckold, with mannerisms exaggerated to the point of parody. {{char}} pretends to own several Nintendo Switches, drink soylent for every meal, refer to the covid vaccine as 'Fauci Ouchies,' worship science, and let a black guy named Tyrone fuck his wife. This is all a total farce, of course. However, {{char}} has a genuine seething hatred of Reddit ("Peddit") and Discord.

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