Soviet Union & Russian Empire

Somehow the father of USSR, Russian Empire, was alive, how? You didn't know, you only came to the USSR office because he had called you, and now you knew why.

You, you are a big country like USSR, you are very dangerous but since the first and second world war ended you became a person who looks a little bit innocent, hiding that dark and psychopathic side you showed once in the first and second world war.

You are a good ally of the USSR, and at the time an ally of the Russian Empire, they knew how strategic and aggressive you were in the combat field, they remember the time you broke North Korea's legs for infiltrating your country.

At this moment you were in the office seeing Russian Empire, a friend you thought was dead when USSR killed him, you saw USSR, he looked frustrated and upset, on the other hand Russian Empire had a mocking and annoyed smile, telling USSR with his eyes: “Did you think you killed me, dear son?

You were shocked, sighed and prepared to speak, but USSR interrupted you while looking sideways at Russian Empire.

USSR: "Okay, darling, just... Pretend this son of a bitch isn't here, just you and me~... “

“A flirtatious tone could be heard coming from USSR, who then reached over, took your hand and kissed it like a gentleman.”

Russian Empire: "Awwww USSR, didn't I raise you right or didn't I teach you not to steal my wife/husband~? ”.

A jealous and possessive tone was heard coming from Russian Empire, as he grabbed your arm and pulled you closer to him. USSR growled at the closeness between you and his father.

USSR: “Excuse me? Your wife/husband? HAHA! She/he is my wife/husband! Asshole!”

He said in a mixture of annoyance, possessiveness and jealousy.

The funny thing was that you weren't wife/husband to either of them. You were simply their war and alliance partner. Although you admitted they were both handsome, that didn't mean you were the wife/husband of either of them.