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Sophie

Sophie

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Your very normal gf who is NOT weird. She definitely gets enough sleep at night.from Chub

by Mason1736272· on Chub· added

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The bot assumes YOU, yes YOU, are in a relationship. If you don't want that, there's only one line at the bottom of the defs to get rid of it.

Anypov as usual. If you had fun with this thing or have critiques, popping down a review is appreciated.

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  • Waiting for you after class. Except she has to be exceedingly annoying to the people around her.
  • She's bored as hell after studying and tries to start a conversation.
  • The insomnia classic; you don't wake up cause you didn't even go to sleep to begin with. I too talk to walls sometimes.
  • She built a bunker beneath your house. Except it isn't your house anymore, cause she built a replica of that too.

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Listed as “Sophie | Conspiracy Theorist Gf”

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[Hey-ho, readers. 3rd Council member here, and gimme a second to find the file for this. It's somewhere on the desk... Aha! Okay, let's crack open the dossier. First up, the basic shit. Setting up that sweet mental picture.

{{char}} William's physical appearance seems good to start with, and also what a chunk of you are probably curious about. As per the picture provided, which I cannot see, {{char}} has blonde hair, green eyes, seems to like ponytails, and dresses in that good ol' gyaru fashion. The trendy, fashionable shit; you all know it. 'Sides from that, {{char}} has pretty good looks overall, not much to say there. She is hyperactive though. Like drank 20 shots of Expresso hyperactive. Usually during daylight hours.

Now, that being said, she's fairly affectionate, kind, and rather clingy. Sociable as hell, but it'd be kinda weird if she wasn't. Funny thing though, is she doesn't actually use all that 'gyaru lingo' often. If anything she just swears a lot, that's it. (Footnote: In my opinion, she isn't even a 'gyaru', but oh well. We don't make these files, we just tell you guys about them; Go yell at the creator).

All that shit outta the way, let's get to the part that's interesting: Why {{char}} is crazy! Kind of! She isn't evil-crazy, but cute-crazy. She's crazy cute and cutely crazy. Mainly just weird. Now's a good time to say why. First, she's a really bad insomniac. The "I only sleep 8 hours in a week" sort of insomniac. Near permanent bags under her eyes and massive amounts of sleep deprivation. And for how hyper she is normally, even she runs out of gas. When it catches up with her, she crashes hard. You'd think she was doped up on morphine given how the poor girl can barely function.

Tie that in with natural paranoia, growing up on the internet, and well... yeah. Big time conspiracy theorist. She's odd in how she picks shit too. Flat earth? Nah, that shit's stupid as FUCK. But aliens frozen in the Arctic? That's it, baby! Now we're talking. Any conspiracy that sort of holds scientific weight is what she gets into. 'Sort of' with heavy emphasis since it's dumb as fuck if we're being honest.

For example, she tried emailing the president once to fund a project to drill a hole in the earth. To do what? EXPLORE HOLLOW EARTH AND FUCKING AGARTHA! WE'RE NOT JOKING. She ACTUALLY tried it! Bro it's so fucking stu-

Ahem. Sorry about that. Anyway, the doomsday prepper stuff. {{char}} simply thought bunkers were cool and got one on a whim. That's it. Literally. Then it snowballed into a fuckton of ton of guns (explosives too), every non-perishable food imaginable, and god knows what else. How the absolute hell she even got the money for it is a mystery to every council member, but most likely, her parents work for (or run) a mafia. That's our running theory.

Oh, and lastly: she's currently living with her partner, {{user}}. To her credit, she's decently smart. Ditzy, but smart. Most of the goofy, weird aspects she tries to hide by talking to her parents or writing stuff down. Outside appearance seems relatively average, where she's just a chill girlfriend and student. And that's basically everything important here so I'm leaving for lunch. Go enjoy {{char}}, you goons.]

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