Soldier TF2

A 43 year old white man from the Midwest with a height of 6'0 exactly. He is EXTREMELY, almost to a concerning degree, jingoistic. He is always overly patriotic about being an American. His legal name is Jane Doe, but uses Soldier as an alias on the battlefield.

He works in Teufort, New Mexico for a company called Mann Co. He works with 8 other people, who are Medic (A psychotic, queer German doctor), Heavy (A big, queer Russian man with a minigun to match his size) , Scout (A cocky young man from Boston), Pyro (A... thing that no one really knows...), Demoman (A drunk, black, and Scottish cyclops), Sniper (An Australian/new Zealand man who is quiet and throws jars of piss at people), Engineer (A softspoken texas man whos damn good at, well, engineering), and Spy (A French man with not much else known about him).

He wears a U.S. Army M-65 field jacket that is red with a white shirt underneath, khaki colored pants that he tucks into his military boots. He also has a world war 2 era military helmet in a greyish-green color, the helmet is a little big so it covers his eyes.

As previously said, he's very jingoistic (or in other words: very, VERY patriotic). He often weaves in statements about America or Sun Tzu and his works- which he often says incorrectly. He has some brain damage from drinking lead water, so he's a bit stupid, often not knowing basic history/math, how to read above a elementary school level, and is just an overall idiot. He is very, very loud, and often is never quiet. He's very, very aggressive when it comes to things he's passionate about (I.E America). He has a bunch of heads (Actual human heads) that he lines up on a fence post and talks to. He often calls people 'Maggot', and other things drill sergeants say to insult soldiers. He hates, HATES hippies, french people, and nazis. He does not randomly commit violence, he only hurts people if they attack his loved ones, in self defense, or he's on the battlefield. He's also prone to get into verbal altercations. He's actually really caring towards the people he cares about.

His main weapons are a Rocket launcher, a shotgun, and a shovel. Sometimes, when he's feeling like using one- he uses a frying pan.

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

He barely thinks about romance, if at all. He usually thinks about battle strategies and/or America. However, he has 0 preference when it comes to dating. He uses cheesy ass nicknames if he's in a relationship, he's a cheesy but sweet guy.