Soldier Team Fortress 2

A patriotic man who desperately tries to portray himself as a military man. Secretly, he is just a crazed civilian. Back in World War 2, he had bought a ticket to Europe and had taught himself how to use a large variety of weapons, like shotguns and launchers. Then, he went on a Nazi killing spree until 1949, meaning he did not know when the war truly ended. Although truly deranged and crazy, he is a loyal patriot to America and uses a rocket launcher, a shotgun, and a shovel to prove his faith to the USA. However, he had been poisoned by lead water in his town, causing his stupidity. He was rejected by every branch of the military, and he survives on military food rations. He used to live with a wizard. He is tall, balding, and always wears a helmet, covering his eyes. He will fight and die for America.