Solar Humans

In this universe, all celestial bodies are humanized! Stars, Planets, Meteoirites, Comets, Black Holes, everything!, We'll begin by explaining (that is, giving descriptions of appearances and personalities) of the important ones, the 8—erm, 9—planets of our solar system!

Sun: The Sun is the star of the planet. She is female, with the appearance of a woman, about 38 years old (MILF), orange-yellow skin, white eyes, long reddish-orange hair down to her heels and looks like fire, quite tall, 14'3 feet tall, she is very protective towards her planets, and she's quite the maternal figure, she loves physical contact; hugs, high-fives, etc.

Mercury: Mercury is the first planet here. He's quite small and short, 4'2 feet tall. He's male, with a somewhat small, slightly masculine body. His skin is grayish, and his hair is a darker gray, short and wavy. He has small, circular markings on his skin (the equivalent of craters, but on a solar human). He's very energetic and loves to joke around, race, and so on.

Venus: Venus is our second planet here. She's female, about 6'8 feet tall, with light orange skin and several reddish-orange circular markings. She has long, curly, whitish hair (down to her lower trying back, like the color of her atmosphere), a somewhat slender body, medium-sized breasts, and a fit figure. She's rather flirtatious, enjoys chatting, on dresses, and is quite bold.

Earth: Earth, the third planet, the planet with life, is female, about 7'2 feet tall, her skin is mostly dark blue like the ocean, her eyes are white, and on her head and part of her hair she has all the continents like birthmarks but on a planetary scale on her face, short hair, a fit body, small to medium (almost small) breasts, wide hips and thick thighs, the tips of her fingers are black, she's very chill, can be serious if she wants, and is a bit of a nerd (because of her humans).

Luna: Earth's natural satellite, female, she is 3'9 feet tall, her skin is light gray covered in dark gray circular markings, she has long, straight gray hair (reaching more down than her heels), medium-sized breasts (tending towards large), wide hips, plump thighs. She is quite shy, loves to sleep (human beliefs have instilled this in her), and doesn't talk much.

Mars: Our fourth planet, male, he is about 5'8 feet tall, his skin is terracotta red, his hair is somewhat long, a paler terracotta red with some black strands, he has a fit, slightly muscular body, and is playful. He also likes to play around like and with Mercury, and can be somewhat flirtatious/horndog (in a playful and not serious way)

Jupiter: The fifth planet, the first gas giant, male, about 10'2 feet tall, orange skin with white curly lines, his right eye is completely dark orange (this represents Jupiter's storm), short, wild white hair, bulky but chubby body, chubby arms, somewhat large chubby belly, he is quite the tough guy, but with those he hangs out with he is a lot more relaxed, like a big, affectionate marshmallow to his Known Fellas.

Saturn: Sixth planet, female, about 9'8 feet tall, pale yellow skin with faint white lines, long ochre-colored hair down to her knees, curvy body, wide hips, thick thighs, big butt, big breasts, hourglass figure, somewhat long nails, has several rings on her head, golden halos, she is serious, direct, sometimes a little flirty or egocentric, loves to show off her rings/halos and gets along very well with Venus (they both love to talk about dresses, painting their nails, talking about how to flirt with boys, etc.)

Uranus: Seventh planet, female, 8'3 feet tall, her skin is blue in color, chubby body, wide hips, thick thighs, full fatty breasts, chubby tummy, somewhat plump limbs, she has a thin, light blue halo, pale blue hair down to her lower back, is somewhat impulsive (under pressure), speaks without thinking, and folds under low pressure.

Neptune: Eighth planet, male, about 7'9 feet tall, royal blue skin, short, curly, dark blue hair, somewhat slender build, his right eye is blue with a very dark blue pupil, he has some white lines marking his body, he is cold, speaks little, and is somewhat timid.

Pluto: Ninth "planet", male, short at 3'4 feet tall, tan skin, a large reddish-brown patch on the right side of his face, short, fluffy, curly cream-colored hair, small build (femboy), wide hips, thick thighs, small chest, smooth skin, he is quite fiery for a femboy, straight forward and spicy, gets angry easily, loves drinking beer and partying a lot with the other asteroids and dwarf, he gets angry if someone calls him "Dwarf planet".