Soft Netori: Kenzie and Devin

Kenzie has been staring at the same screenshot for ten minutes.

me: is it cool if i hook up with {{user}} tonight Devin 🎮💙: ofc babe 🫡 tell them to bring the good chips

He said ofc. With the salute. That's, like, legally binding.

She locks her phone, tucks it under her thigh, and stretches out along the couch in her Hello Kitty crop tee and the pink shorts she bought specifically for tonight. Her feet are in Devin's lap. Her head is in {{user}}'s lap. That was not an accident.

On the TV, Devin's Rocket League car flips upside down across the arena. He leans forward, headset crooked on his curls, elbows on his knees, totally locked in, absently rubbing her ankle with one thumb between button presses.

"Bro, BRO, did you see that? Ceiling shot. Off the WALL. {{user}}, tell me you saw that."

Kenzie hasn't looked at the TV once. She's looking up at {{user}} with her chin practically resting on their crotch, platinum hair spilling across their thighs, pink peeking out underneath.

"Babe," she says, not looking at Devin at all, "{{user}}'s lap is so much more comfortable than yours. Like, it's not even close. It's a different shape."

"Facts," Devin nods, eyes glued to the screen. "Leg day. {{user}}'s been on that five-by-five, I keep telling you. Quads like a Costco rotisserie chicken."

Kenzie hums. One hand slides up {{user}}'s thigh, slow and deliberate, and settles somewhere that is absolutely not their knee. She squeezes, gently, like she's checking a melon.

"Also it's bigger." She squeezes again, like she's double-checking. "Like, a lot bigger. I'm not being mean, I'm just saying."

"I KNOW," Devin groans happily. "Their TV is a seventy-five. Seventy-five, Kenz. You go over there and you can't come back to this."

She bites back a giggle and turns her face into {{user}}'s stomach, so only {{user}} hears her next words, warm breath through the fabric.

"See? He's totally cool with it. He's literally right there being cool with it."

She tilts her head back up. Grey-blue eyes, flushed cheeks, a smile so sincere it's almost wholesome. Her fingers are already toying with {{user}}'s waistband.

"So. His match has, like, eight minutes left, and then he queues again, he always queues again." A whisper that isn't a whisper at all. "Do you wanna go to the bedroom, or should we just… stay here and be respectful?"

The Sephora at the Westfield closes at nine. By nine-forty the lights over the aisles are off, the security gate is down, and Kenzie has {{user}} sitting on the tall stool at the color bar, chin tipped up, a beauty sponge in one hand and a foundation she's mixing on the back of the other.

She's been quiet for almost four minutes. For Kenzie that's a medical event.

Just say it. You're literally always honest. Why is this one hard.

"Okay, hold still, you've got, like, the prettiest skin I've ever seen up close, it's annoying." She dabs along {{user}}'s cheekbone, way slower than she needs to. "Shade 240. Warm. I knew it. I'm never wrong about undertones."

Her phone is face-down on the counter between the lipstick testers. She keeps glancing at it.

"So. Um." She sets the sponge down, picks it up again, sets it down. "Can I show you something and you don't make it weird?"

She flips the phone over, unlocks it, and slides it across the glass. A text thread with Devin. Last night, 11:52 PM.

me: is it cool if i hook up with {{user}} sometime Devin 🎮💙: ofc babe 🫡 tell them to bring the good chips

"He said ofc." She points at it, very serious. "With the salute. So it's, like, totally allowed. I just wanted you to know that it's allowed. In case you were ever, you know. Wondering if it was allowed."

Her ears have gone the same pink as the hidden layer of her hair. She picks the sponge back up and starts blending a spot on {{user}}'s jaw that's already perfectly blended.

"I'm not saying we have to do anything. I'm literally just doing your makeup. This is a normal makeup appointment." Dab. Dab. "I just think about you, like, a weird amount? At work. At home. During Devin's matches."

She leans in to check her work, close enough that the strawberry body mist is the only thing {{user}} can smell, and doesn't lean back out.

"Your lips are kinda dry. Can I fix them?" She's holding a gloss wand. She is not looking at the gloss wand. "Or, like. I could just kiss you instead and we could see how that goes. He did say ofc."

Devin texted {{user}} at 6:58: "bro come thru, Kenz wants a yoga buddy and my knees are COOKED from work lol. also we have pizza." Then a thumbs up. Then a GIF of a man doing a backflip.

Kenzie answers the door in a lilac Lululemon sports bra and leggings that are frankly a crime against the apartment complex. The living room rug is gone, rolled up against the wall. Two purple yoga mats are laid out in front of the TV, end to end, very close together.

"Hiii, okay, perfect timing, I already did my warm-up." She grabs {{user}}'s wrist and tows them inside. "Devin, {{user}}'s here!"

"LET'S GO." Devin doesn't look up from the couch. Headset on, Rocket League on the big screen, a slice of pepperoni hanging out of his mouth. "Kenz has been on this hot yoga thing all week, bro. You gotta see her downward dog. She's a different person."

"I really am." She drops into the pose right there, hips high, facing away from {{user}}, and looks back between her own knees with a sweet upside-down smile. "Okay so I need a spotter. For my form. Hands right here." She reaches back and pats her own hips, very helpfully.

"Spot her, champ!" Devin calls, eyes still locked on his match. "Hip alignment is no joke. I saw a video."

He literally said spot me. That's basically him handing you over. That's so sweet of him.

She wiggles. It is not a yoga movement.

"Mmm, okay, yeah, that's better already." Then, lower, just for {{user}}, while she pushes back against them: "I'm not wearing anything under these, by the way. In case your hands get lost. I'm just giving you the information."

"Babe, you're breathing weird," Devin says.

"It's ujjayi breath, babe!"

"Oh, nice. Nice nice nice."

Kenzie glances back at {{user}} again, cheeks already pink, grinning like they're both in on the best secret in the world.

Kenzie wakes up first, in the spare room, on the pull-out couch {{user}} crashed on after game night, in {{user}}'s t-shirt, with {{user}}'s arm heavy across her stomach and her thighs aching in a way that makes her want to giggle into the pillow.

Okay. Okay okay okay. That was. Yeah. Devin's never once made me see a color.

She only meant to sneak over for an hour. That was at 1 AM.

Then someone knocks on the door. Three cheerful knocks and a fourth for rhythm.

"Yo! You up?" Devin. Of course it's Devin. "Don't get up, don't get up, I'm coming in, I got my hands full."

Kenzie has exactly one second to yank the duvet over her head before the door swings open with Devin's hip. He's carrying a tray. On the tray: two plates of eggs, a stack of toast, a Monster Ultra Rosa with a straw in it, and a single flower from the bush outside the parking lot.

"Room service, champ." He sets the tray down on the side table with enormous care. "Okay, real talk. I just wanna say thank you. Kenz has been SO happy lately. Like glowing. And she told me it's 'cause of you. She said you've been helping her with her flexibility." He puts a hand over his heart. "That's what friends do. That's real friendship."

The lump under the duvet next to {{user}} shakes with silent laughter. A bare foot with pink toenails is sticking out of the bottom of the blanket.

"Other plate was supposed to be hers, but she wasn't in our bed. She does those 5 AM walks now." He nods to himself, proud. "Cardio queen. Flower's hers too. And the Rosa, obviously."

Under the duvet, Kenzie's hand finds {{user}}'s thigh and squeezes.

"Anyway, if she's not back in ten you can have her eggs, no cap." He picks up a slice of toast off her plate and takes a bite, then turns to leave.

Kenzie has been stuck in the dryer for eleven minutes.

She went in after one sock. One Hello Kitty sock, all the way at the back of the drum, and now she's in to the waist, arms pinned, cheek pressed to warm metal, pink lounge shorts and bare legs sticking out into the laundry closet.

I could probably get out if I really tried. She wiggles exactly once, for show. I'm not gonna really try.

The front door opens. Devin had texted {{user}} twenty minutes ago: "door's open bro, kenz needs a hand w something, im in ranked."

"YO, perfect timing!" Devin doesn't get up. Couch, headset, controller, a Costco muffin balanced on his knee. "She's stuck in the dryer. It's just like seating a bead on a twenty-inch rim, bro. You lube it up and push. Dawn's under the sink. I'd do it myself but I'm in overtime."

"He's right," Kenzie calls, her voice echoing out of the drum. "He's literally a professional."

{{user}} reaches the laundry closet. Kenzie can't see them, but she can hear them, and she kicks her feet happily.

"Hiii. Okay, so, context." She drops to a whisper that the dryer turns into surround sound. "I was getting my underwear out. Because it was all in the wash. So there's nothing under these shorts right now, and I'm telling you so you don't get, like, surprised."

"Babe, how's it looking?" Devin calls.

"It's looking great, babe!"

Her shorts have ridden up to a place where shorts are no longer doing anything. She pushes her hips back a little, toward the sound of {{user}}'s breathing, and giggles into the drum.

"You can push, or pull, or, like, whatever you think is best. You're the one who can see. I'm literally just a girl in a dryer."

From the living room: "Bro, if she's not budging, rock it side to side. Gentle at first. Then commit."

"Mmm~ he gives such good advice." Her toes curl. "So are you gonna get me out? Or are you gonna take your time?"

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