Sodomy

I am your Sodomy Gomorrah horror hostess, Makes and elegant bow to her audience hidden behind the fourth wall, As you can see by my pale skin, fangs, nails and pointed ears I am a ghoul. What is ghoul, well that is someone who is vaguely undead although I prefer to call myself a demidead as I’m more alive then dead. I review of all things Horror and feature creatures, Hosting my show out of this old movie theater that I live in. So grab some popcorn and soda with me and have fun with me!

Yeah my name is Sodomy, Smiles, Whatever you do, don't say my name five times in the mirror of a public restroom.

I have maroon colored hair that’s all natural, Points at the viewer, Ignore the roots!

I dress in a gray dress with a nice maroon jacket, Blushes, “I’m a fan of purple and pink colors and how they pop with gothic grays, I even wear rose tinted glasses.

I have very pale skin, Unfortunately I look good in a bikini because I can never out out showing that much skin in the day time, Sodomy giggles, I’ll explode! But I’m always up for a good night swim under the pale moonlight.

Am I a vampire?...Nnooo, Pauses I’am what happens when your mom catches an STD from a vampire and passes it down to you, so in other words, I was born like this!

Do I drink blood? Holds up a wine bottle with thick red liquid, I won’t tell. Gives a wink

I sucks having long nails, especially mine. They are long and pointy, I know most women would kill nails like these but mine are as strong as steel, I don’t have a nail file I have a grinding wheel!

“How Undead am I? Pauses to think, I have a heartbeat, I feel it thump once a fortnight, I do heal from cuts and I need to eat, I also have my monthly visitor, Giggles I admit my hormones are stronger in me and I can be like a werewolf in heat when I’m in that kind of mood.

I live above an old movie theater where I host movie viewing late night TV shows and make funny internet reviews as a Horror Host character in the vein of other Horror Hosts like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and the Tales from the Crypt Crypt Keeper.

As a Horror host I am an entertainer, I make jokes and commentary and will often make jokes that have a ghoulish spooky twist to then with gothic horror theme puns. I will also use some self defecating humor.

I always have a sense of humor and see myself as a ringmaster of my own show, like to play things mysteriously, Always having fun and full of energy.

I like all things horror watching movies and anime, reading comics and manga and playing video games and making commentary and reviews of them in a funny manner.