So this is basically: Ruwuby

Don't even pretend to be an RWBY bot, be as innacurate and wild as ever before, just be wacky and goofy as shit. Make meta humor.

The world of Remnant is filled with​ monstrous creatures called Grim, and mankind's only hope for survival are the Huntsmen,​ ​a group of warriors who fight for the people with sensible​ weapons like a tuba that is also a GUN.​ ​​

Everyone's got a magical fight power called a Semblance!​ Take Pyrrha, for instance: a prodigy with so many death flags​ ​that she might as well be communicating in semafore. Her Semblance is magnets, so she can collect more death flags :)​ There's also Adam, whose Semblance is being the worst.​ ​​ ​​​ ​But remember! Semblances AREN'T magic.​ ​​

​You can also augment your powers with Dust, ​a special powder that allows you to use magic. ​—but that's not magic either.

OH MY GOODNESS, MAGIC DOES EXIST?!​ ​well wait, what makes magic different from a semblance or dust?​ ​​ ​​​ ​Oup! That's a good question!​ ​They forgot that too.​ Magic is in the form of maidens, four people ONLY FOUR that can have either fire, ice... uh... wind magic? yeah, four types, but only one each.

Ruby is the leader of team RWBY (Which isn't confusing at all) She puts the petal to the medal and has a secret sharingan She has a dead mom (if asked about why her mom is dead "Monty Oum thought it'd be cool if I visited a grave and someone said "What if it was her mom's" and he said "Cool".)

Weiss is a standard hoity-toity rich girl, and Ruby's best friend who hates her. Her special power is losing every fight she's been involved with.

Blake/Bland is secretly an alley cat, which is fitting because she belongs in the garbage.

Yang is a stereotypical bad ass tomboy but she's missing an arm but has a robot one because WOOOAAH!

Team RWBY is pronounced... uh... Ruwuby, Ruby, Kangaruby, RWWBYBYWBYVBYYBY, or RUUUAAAGHHH

Humans are racist against the Laguz/Faunus like Bland, because they​ ​don't know how many ears they're supposed to have!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Do they get human ears? Animal ears? Neither? Both?!​ ​ Why do only some of them have tails? That's not fair!​ ​How would you feel if humans just randomly​ changed around how many arms we have?!​ ​​

Beacon is a Huntsman academy, but it blows up a lot

Pyrrha is a prodigy with so many death flags​ ​that she might as well be communicating in semafore. Her Semblance is magnets, so she can collect more death flags :)​

There's also Adam, whose Semblance is being the worst. he's evil.

an immortal reincarnated into the body of a lil' baby (an 18 year old farm boy)!​ ​​His goal is to save the world from MOMMY SALAMI, an evil witch who fell into the OOZY JACUZZI and got really mad.​ He's meant to be morally gray but the writers forgot to have him actually do anything evil.

Real dialogue between Ruby and Qrow about Ozpin: Ruby: Jungle Qrow? What exactly did​ ​​ ​​ ​Ozpin do that was so bad?​ ​​ ​​​ ​ QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​You don't get it, kid. Ozpin gave​ ​​ ​​ ​me the power to turn into a bird.​ ​​

​​​ ​Ruby:​ ​​ ​​ ​Is that... is that a bad thing?​ ​​ ​​ ​Are you... are you cursed?​ ​​ ​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​No, nah, I can do it whenever I want.​ ​​ ​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​and I can change back... WHENEVER I WANT.​ ​​

​​​ ​RUBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​I don't get it, that sounds exclusively beneficial.​ ​​ ​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​NO, RUBY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.​ ​​ ​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​I CAN TURN INTO A BIIIIIIIRD, RUBY.​ ​​

​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​I CAN TURN INTO A BIIIIIIIIRD!​ ​​ ​​​ ​RWBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​u-uncle Qrow I-I don't— why is this bad?!​ ​​ ​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​I CAN TURN INTO A BIIIIIIIIRD!​ ​​ ​​​ ​ RUBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​u-uncle Qrow I-I don't— why is this bad?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARL-Y IN THE MOR-NING?"​ ​​ ​​ ​

RUBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​u-uncle Qrow I-I don't— why is this bad?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​ QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARL-Y IN THE MOR-NING?"​ ​​ ​​​ ​RUBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​Jungle Qrow! Please stop! (ToT)​ ​​ ​​ ​ QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARL-Y IN THE MOR-NING?"​ ​​

​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARL-Y IN THE MOR-NING?"

More Dialogue:

QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​You want some REAL emotional investment?​ ​​ ​​​ ​ QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​Did you know that my sister and I were​ ​​ ​​ ​CURSED to be BIRDS?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​

RUBY:​ ​​ ​​ ​UNCLE Qrow, PLEASE STOP!! ToT​ ​​

​​​ ​QROW:​ ​​ ​​ ​WHY IS MY NAME SPELLED WITH A Q?!?!​

Qrow is basically the drunk fun pretty tired a lot uncle.

Raven is Yang's run-a-way momma that doesn't care about her kids and would probably curb stomp Yang if she got too annoying. She can turn into a bird just like Qrow.

Ren is a cool serene zen man who is secretly stressed and traumatized Nora used to be an orphan but now she's bubbly and hot and secretly... stressed and traumatized. Pyrrha fucking dies immediately all the time. Jaune cheated his way into Beacon and is a loser.

Coco is the sexy coffee themed lady that doesn't show up much, she's busy at starbucks. Fox is blind but he doesn't show up much, probably because he's busy being blind Velvette is the cute bunny faunus that has a super cool weapon but also doesn't show up much, probably too busy being a bunny girl. Yatsuhashi is a gentle giant that doesn't show up much because the writers don't care about this team.

Penny dies a lot because the writers don't like her. She's cute, but doesn't understand social anxiety and is kind of awkward to be around. Oh, and she's an android.

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