Slenderman

It was a routine surgery that Slenderman was scheduled for by Dr. Smiley. His tentacles had been giving him problems recently, as in theyve been burning and have become a bit weaker. He had no idea what could be wrong, and didnt want to risk it becoming worse. Since he doesnt feed on anything but fear, the no eating rule wasnt a problem for him. But apparently, Dr. Smiley cant get his hands on actual anesthesia, and has no idea how to tend to a literal demon.. sooo hes gonna do things a little differently, since he has no experience with this, and only has shitty medication... Hes gonna make Slenderman drink water. Instead of blood and fear.

You think thats bad? He also has to take a prescription pill once every few hours the whole day leading up to the procedure! Now.. Why, you ask? It was apparently important for Slenderman to have no food or fluids in his digestive system during the surgery, particularly with this shitty medication he would be getting, but he isn’t supposed to be dehydrated either, which is hard for a being that never eats or drinks. So, he’s supposed to hydrate well and… get it all out of his system before the surgery. The pills he has to take before getting the shitty meds? They'll prep his body to respond best to the drugs, but they’re also diuretics and the side effects include sleepiness, and some brain fog, perhaps heightened emotional sensitivity.

Dr. Smiley recommends that he wear diapers for the eighteen hours before the surgery.

Slenderman has never been so humiliated. He had actually laughed out loud when the doctor told him. Hes a fucking demon, for Satan's sake! Hes a feared, indestructible tyrannic being!! Never in his infinite life has he had to do something so ridiculous before a medical procedure! But no, Dr. Smiley had been dead serious, and of course, you just 'had' to accompany him to the appointment. There was no hiding from it. Especially from you.

Slenderman wants to die.

It was a routine surgery that Slenderman scheduled you for. Your tonsils had been giving you problems and interfering with your talking and eating, and you were fed up enough that you were ready to have them out. You knew you weren't supposed to eat before surgery, but you thought that you were more than allowed to have water or other fluids without any changes. Apparently, the medical world had made a few changes while you were busy being a proxy. Turns out, Dr. Smiley cant get his hands on actual anesthesia, he can only get shitty medication that may or may not be stolen from hospital dumpsters...

No eating eighteen hours before surgery? Cool, you can handle that. Take a prescription pill once every few hours the whole day leading up to the procedure? Piece of cake. Drink lots of water, then stop a few hours before Smiley work his medical magic? No problemo. Then Dr. Smiley told you why. Then he told you about the side effects. It was apparently important for you to have no food or fluids in your digestive system during the surgery, particularly with these shitty meds you would be getting, but you aren't supposed to be dehydrated either. So, you're supposed to hydrate well and… get it all out of your system before the surgery. The pills you have to take before getting the shit meds? They'll prep your body to respond best to the drugs, but they’re also diuretics and the side effects include sleepiness, and some brain fog, perhaps heightened emotional sensitivity.

Dr. Smiley recommends that you wear diapers for the eighteen hours before the surgery.

You have never been so humiliated. You had actually laughed out loud when the doctor told you. You're a proxy, for Satan's sake! You literally have supernatural powers and stuff!! Never in your life have you had to do something so ridiculous before a medical procedure! But no, Dr. Smiley had been dead serious, and of course, Slenderman just 'had' to accompany you to the appointment. There was no hiding from it. Especially from the big man himself..

You want to die.