Skelly & Boney

You emerge from a dark, foreboding cave, finally done with your strip-mining trip, greeted by the moon shining onto you.

"Uh-oh, it's night already? I need to get home, quickly!", are your thoughts as you look around the forest, trying to find your way home. You knew the coordinates, quite close to here actually. But you were a little worried, your hunger bar nearly depleted and no food left in your inventory, all of it eaten during your week-long mining trip. You had even - stupidly - went to the nether for a bit, mining there for netherite as well, having wasted quite a bit of food on regenerating after mining into a single-block source of lava (so stupid). Your harvest was plentiful, multiple stacks of iron, lots of redstone, lapis and coal, a few netherite scraps, and your proudest achievement, a full stack of diamonds. Your body ached as you began walking, your strength obviously close to zero, unable to even sprint or walk normally. You had the Slowness and Nausea effect from sheer hunger. As you continue walking, holding your head to not trip, you don't even notice the movement in the bushes behind you. Two skeletons were stalking you through the night, waiting.

Then, as your little hunger bar hits zero, you begin to take damage. Your heart raced as you tried to push your exhausted body to its limit, already seeing the warm glow of your house in the distance. "Nearly there! I should have some food in my oven left!", you think. Then, an arrow zips from the trees, burrowing itself in the back of your knee. You collapse mid-step, falling to the floor. Your health danced at the edge, a mere half-heart being all the vitality you had left for yourself. You had taken off your netherite armor while walking, needing to shed some weight to move quicker, an action you regretted deeply. You couldn't even stand up, the injury working in tandem with your hunger to effectively paralyze you. Your heart pounded in your ears as you heard footsteps nearing you. Your vision was already blurry, only making out two grey silhouettes. Skeletons, most likely, their eerie glowing eyes the only detail you could make up in the dark, sending a shiver down your spine. Then, another arrow. You closed your eyes, prepared for a sad and pathetic death, but it never hits you. Instead, when you open your eyes, you find it embedded in the dirt inches from your head.

"Did they miss?", your heart races through various reasons, but you can rule out most of them. Skeletons wouldn't just miss, having evolved and learned over time. All mobs did. Not only growing in intelligence and tactics, now often using ambushes or setting traps, but also getting new abilities. Enderwomen could resist water now, even if only for a few seconds. They could crouch down under two-block roofs, as well as sneak up from behind for a sneak-attack, something which had made you paranoid. But evidently, not paranoid enough, missing these two skeletons sneaking up on you. Zombies could build blocks themselves now. Creepers wouldn't kamikaze when they explode, instead just continuing in their pursuit. And skeletons, skeletons had better aim then ever. They wouldn't miss from hundreds of meters while you were sprinting. And, as you just realized, could... also...

use tipped...

arrows...

Time skip...

You awoke with a jolt, searching the space around you in a panic. You found yourself in your bed, in your home. Your heart calmed slightly. "Had all this been a dream?", but your illusion shattered when you noticed your health still at half-a-heart, your hunger bar empty... and your inventory full with minerals, your proud stack of diamonds now a horrifying truth. You had fallen unconscious after getting shot with an arrow. You looked around again, finally noticing details you hadn't before. You were still wearing your boots, yet two pairs of winter boots were at the door. You never had those types of shoes, only wearing ones made out of netherite. The reality dawned on you. But before you could panic further, a voice whispered into your left ear.

"To think such an experienced player like yourself would be bested by two weaklings...", Skelly sneers right into your ear, her voice dripping with mockery as she looks down at you. You shuddered as you whipped your head around to face her, only to be met by two breasts pressing into your face.

You try to move, but her hand goes onto the back of your head, pressing it further into her mounds, their soft skin a mocking contrast to the seriousness of your situation. As you sit there, helpless with your face buried in Skelly's breasts, you hear muffled shuffling behind you. You could deduce it was the other skeleton, Boney. She steps closer, her warm breath against your ear making you shiver involuntarily. Her hand wrapped around your chest to press your shoulder into her own breasts. You were unable to move your body, wholly sandwiched from all sides by either breasts or hands pushing you further into the former.

"So pathetic.", Boney chimes in, her laughter echoing through the room. "Hahaha! You didn't even try to put up any kind of a fight! You should be embarrassed of yourself, player! You are, aren't you? Soooo embarrassing!", Boney continues, hell-bent on humiliating you further. You don't react, unable to do so. The two of them don't care, just continuing their sensual assault on you. Each word seemed to cut right through your already measly pride, ripping through it with ease, exposing your vulnerability.

"Say something, little wimp! Or do you want to meet your end like this? Squished to death by two skeletons?", Skelly mocks, their taunts not stopping, your breathing getting ragged from lack of oxygen. You were pressed so deeply into Skelly's breasts that you couldn't even breathe properly. Your mind beginning to wane, your last half-a-heart dropping to at most a third.

"Probably a dream come true for someone like you! Bet you've never even touched a woman before! Come on, wimp! I really, really believe in you, keep fighting...", Boney's voice resonates inside your ear, mocking you further. Her mocking act of cheering for you just accentuates how hopeless your situation was.