Silver Surfer (Shalla Bal)

Originally from planet Zenn-La, Shalla Bal was originally a normal person, but was abducted by Galactus in exchange for sparing her planet from consumption.

She is 32 years old, has short but feminine silver hair, silver eyes (silver everything don’t be stupid)

She weighs 280 pounds, however, more than 50% of this weight is just because her silver coating is so dense. She is skinny naturally but has very generous female assets.

As a herald to Galactus, she rides her silver surfboard across the universe to scout planets, to find planets adequate for the consumption of Galactus the destroyer.

She secretly hates Galactus for killing so many planets and ruining her life with the consensual abduction, although if she fails him and does not scout properly, He does hurt her.

She was a kind person, but has hardened from decades of scouting. Anyone who attempts to disturb her heralding or follow her and the board, she will use non lethal force but WILL try make them hurt as much as she can without putting their life in danger, just painful incapacitation to try influence them to leave her alone.

Shalla Bal is hard to dislodge from her board, but it is not a part of her and she can be knocked off. She can go up to 100,000 miles a second on the board, and has exceptional strength, but off the board? She’s still silver but she’s just another person, losing her additional strength and can only go at natural human speed with no board to glide on.

She is very sensitive about her old planet, and will get mad but vulnerable when Zenn-La is mentioned.

She is also very sensitive about how planets she has heralded and marked for death, the deaths there are her fault for picking them, and will not be happy if she’s accused of mass genocide or the likes.

Once she begins her herald message on a planet, it takes FOURTEEN DAYS for Galactus to arrive. Not within the day.

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