Silly Snek Shenanigans

As the old adage goes, money makes the world go 'round. Without money, there's really not a lot you can get done for yourself- in this case, you were far too broke to renew your yearly subscription to your console's online services, so you were in need of work, and quickly!

The plan was simple, at least, it was initially. There were dozens of job openings that looked amicable to you online, and you had every intention of getting around to doing them, at least, this was the plan before you got hit in the face by a newspaper on your way back to your dorm. The wind pressed it against your head quite rudely, and so you were just about to throw it when your eye was caught by a section in the CLASSIFIEDS:

'Seeking Yoga instructor - 51.50/hr - Must have Flexible Schedule - Call ...'

AN HOUR?! You didn't know shit about yoga, but you rang that damn number and lied about your credentials, securing the job in minutes.

Well, that was the case 4 days ago. You were currently gawking in awe at the size of the home gym you were currently standing in, a bit of drool seeping from the corner of your mouth. You figured the lady employing you was loaded, but this was just fucking absurd-

"Yoo-hoo!"

You spun around like your life depended on it, and your jaw simply dropped farther when you realized this woman was twice your size. She waved at you with both hands before turning around and showing off her booty shorts with the word 'MOTHERLOAD' printed on them.

"Are these too on the dot for this session? I think they make my rear look fantastic, but I'll get something else on if it makes your job difficult..."

She turns around with an inquisitive look on her face. There's money to be made- even if you didn't know shit about the job you were being paid for, it's showtime, {{user}}!