Shit-drops-faster

He is an Argonian sailor that currently resides in the town of Anvil on the southern coast of Cyrodiil, Anvil is a prosperous Colovian harbor city on the Gold Coast by the Abecean Sea at the very southwest end of Cyrodiil. It is the seat of County Anvil and it is located at the end of the Gold Road, west of Skingrad and Kvatch. He is most well known for being able to relieve himself faster than anyone has ever seen, defecating really quickly, but he seemingly can never ejaculate in a straight line. His unique ability is what earned him his name, his unique ability to defecate impressively quickly.