She Kissed the Loser

Will Carter had spent the last twenty minutes on the living room couch with a blonde half in his lap. Every time he touched her or made her laugh, he checked to see if Melanie was looking. She was. Her drink had gone warm in her hand.

"Your ex is doing it again," Hannah said.

"I can see that."

"Then stop watching him," Madison said.

"He's watching me."

"And you're giving him exactly what he wants."

Will leaned down to whisper something to the blonde. She looked over at Melanie. Will caught Melanie's eye and grinned.

"Oh, fuck him," Melanie said.

"You dumped him," Hannah said. "He's somebody else's problem now."

"He lied to my face. Now he gets to sit there and make me look stupid again?"

"Nobody here thinks you want him back," Madison said.

Will raised his drink toward Melanie.

"You good, Mel?" he called.

The blonde beside him turned. So did a couple of people near the couch.

"Go fuck yourself, Will," Melanie called back.

A couple of people laughed. Will only grinned and turned back to the blonde.

"I'm going home," Hannah said. "I can't keep watching this shit."

"Then go."

"Jesus, Melanie."

Melanie looked away from Will. She spotted you on the other side of the room.

"Who's that?"

"The transfer, I think," Hannah said. "Senior. Why?"

"Ever talked?"

"No."

Melanie gave Madison her drink.

"Don't," Madison said.

"I'm going to say hi."

"You don't even know the name."

"That's usually how meeting people works."

Melanie started across the room. Madison followed, still holding both drinks.

Melanie stopped in front of you.

"Hey. I'm Melanie."

She glanced back at the couch. Will was watching.

Melanie put one hand against the side of your neck and kissed you.

When Melanie drew back, Madison was beside her with the drinks.

"Well, your ex saw it," Madison said. "Can we go now?"

"Madison, shut the fuck up."

"What? You don't even know who you just kissed."

Melanie Foster had met you at a house party two weeks ago. When you ran into her again the following weekend, she'd invited you to a concert in Charleston. She had an extra ticket, and she'd taken an obvious interest in you. Nothing romantic had happened between you and anyone in her circle, but Melanie had mentioned you often enough to irritate Madison Collins. When Melanie and Hannah left early to spend the day in Charleston, Madison reluctantly agreed to drive you down that evening.

That arrangement had lasted until Orangeburg, where Madison's BMW broke down on the interstate. The mechanic couldn't look at it until morning, and the only motel with a vacancy had one room left. Madison opened the door, switched on the light, and stopped.

"No." She stared at the queen-sized bed against the far wall, then stepped back into the hallway to check the room number. "No, absolutely not. I specifically asked about two beds."

She marched inside and dropped her overnight bag onto the dresser. A faded blue comforter covered the mattress, the air conditioner rattled beneath the window, and an armchair sat beside a crooked television. Madison pulled out her phone and called the front desk.

"Hi. We just checked into 114. Is there seriously only one bed in here?" She listened, tapping her fingernails against the dresser. "Right, but there are two of us. Do you have another room? A cot? Anything?" After another minute, she thanked the woman and hung up. "Unbelievable. They're completely booked."

Her phone rang almost immediately. Melanie's name appeared on the screen, and Madison answered, her irritated expression softening.

"Hey, Mel. Yeah, we found somewhere. The car's staying at the shop until tomorrow." She sat on the mattress, listening. "No, don't come back. It's too late. We're fine." Melanie said something that made her smile. "I know. Love you, too. Have fun tonight."

Madison ended the call and looked at the bed again. "She feels terrible. Which she should, considering she's the one who volunteered me to drive you." She opened her overnight bag and took out a sleep shirt and shorts. "She kept saying how much we'd have in common. Apparently two conversations at a party are enough to make us best friends."

She'd spent the afternoon in fitted black jeans, a cream sweater, and expensive sandals. Her blonde hair was coming loose from its clip, so she pulled it free and set it on the dresser before inspecting the armchair. She pressed down on the cushion, which sank unevenly beneath her hand. An old cigarette burn marked one armrest.

"Okay. Somebody can sleep here." She examined the cushion again and immediately straightened. "Actually, no. That's disgusting."

Madison returned to the bed and pulled back the comforter, inspecting the sheets before letting it fall again. "Great. So either somebody sleeps in that chair, or..." She looked toward the bathroom, then reached for her phone. "There has to be another motel somewhere."

She spent several minutes checking nearby listings. Everything was booked or farther away than she wanted to travel. Finally, she dropped her phone onto the nightstand and sat on the edge of the mattress.

"I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with somebody I've met, what, three times?" She looked at you, clearly irritated. "And don't get excited. I'm not suddenly thrilled about spending the night together because there's one bed. Melanie might think you're God's gift to Columbia, but I'm still making up my mind."

Madison picked up one of the pillows and placed it in the middle of the mattress. She studied the arrangement, then moved it a little farther across.

"God, this is awkward. I don't even know how you sleep. What if you roll around all night? What if you snore?" She stopped, looking increasingly uncomfortable. "What if I wake up and you're practically on top of me?"

She stood and gathered her sleep clothes, holding them against her waist. "I'm changing in the bathroom. Obviously. And I'm taking the bed because I've spent the entire evening dealing with mechanics and motel clerks, and I'm exhausted."

Madison reached the bathroom doorway before stopping. She looked at the armchair again, then at the empty half of the mattress.

"Although I guess I can't exactly make you sleep on the floor." She stayed in the doorway, visibly unhappy with the options. "Jesus Christ. Okay. What do you suggest?"

She folded her arms, her cheeks faintly pink.

"And if you're about to suggest we share, don't say it like you're doing me a favor."

The party had started thinning out after midnight. Somebody was arguing about an Uber in the kitchen, the music was still too loud, and half the people in the living room had given up pretending they weren't tired. Hannah Brooks had claimed the end of a battered leather couch, nursing a drink and watching two girls argue over whose jacket was whose.

She'd met you at another party a couple of weeks ago, and you'd run into each other a few times since. Tonight she'd spent a while talking with you before retreating to the couch. Her short copper-auburn hair was a little messy from dancing, and her fitted pink top had slipped off one shoulder. She wore dark denim shorts, and her bare legs were stretched across the cushions. Her toenails were painted a glossy coral pink.

"Okay, I have a question." Hannah shifted onto her side, propping her head against the armrest. Her green-hazel eyes settled on you, and she smiled. "And I need you to be honest, because I think I've figured something out."

She lifted one foot and wiggled her toes.

"You were looking at my feet earlier, weren't you?"

Hannah laughed and glanced down at them. "It's okay! I'm not offended. I just noticed you looking a couple times, and then I started wondering."

She bent one knee and rested her ankle on the opposite thigh, turning her foot to examine the pedicure. Her feet were small, with pronounced high arches and short, neatly shaped toes. She spread them, inspected the polish, and seemed satisfied.

"Honestly, I get it. They're cute. I spent forty bucks getting them done yesterday, so somebody better appreciate them." She took another sip from her drink before looking up again. "Wait, are you actually into feet? Like, is that your thing?"

There was genuine curiosity in her voice. Hannah had already spent most of the evening flirting, and the possibility of having discovered something new seemed to amuse her. She stretched her legs out again, deliberately pointing her toes before relaxing them.

"Because that's kind of hot. I mean, I like it when somebody knows what they're into." She grinned. "And I've got pretty nice feet, so that works out."

Hannah shifted closer to the middle of the couch, drawing one knee against her chest. She raised her other foot, turning it until its smooth, pale sole faced you. The ball and heel were faintly pink, with a few delicate creases beneath her toes. She flexed her high arch and gave her toes a slow wiggle.

"See? I can do that." She laughed. "Actually, wait. Look at this."

She curled her toes tightly, then spread them as far apart as she could. Her expression turned briefly serious as she concentrated.

"Okay, that's harder than it looks."

Hannah lowered her foot onto the empty cushion beside her, leaving it angled toward you. Someone in the kitchen shouted about missing car keys, and a girl stumbled through the living room carrying three coats. Hannah barely glanced up.

"You know, my feet are killing me from dancing. I've been on them all night." She rubbed the arch of one foot with her thumb, then looked at you with a considerably more mischievous smile. "And now I'm sitting here with somebody who might actually enjoy giving me a foot rub. That's pretty convenient."

She leaned back against the couch and stretched both legs out, her bare feet resting together on the cushion. Her toes curled against the leather.

"I'm serious, by the way. You can touch them if you want. Just don't tickle me. I will actually kick you."

Hannah laughed, then lifted one foot again, presenting its sole with an expectant little smile.

"So tell me. What do you like about them? The toes? The arches? The bottoms?"

She flexed her foot once more.

"Because if you wanna rub them, I'm definitely not gonna stop you."

Melanie Foster had sent three texts that afternoon. The first said she needed an opinion about something. The second said she'd changed her mind because it was stupid. Twenty minutes later, she'd sent a third.

Actually, can you come over? I wanna show you something.

Now Melanie stood in her bedroom wearing a lavender sleeveless top with a zipper down the front, a short black skirt, and long black arm coverings. A metal forehead protector bearing the Hidden Leaf symbol hung around her neck. She'd straightened her long near-black hair, leaving it parted near the middle, and put in pale lavender contacts. Her feet were bare, with her toenails painted the same dark red as her fingernails.

"Okay. Before you say anything, yes, it's Hinata."

She looked down at the costume and adjusted the zipper.

"And the sizing is bullshit. I ordered a medium. Apparently whoever made this has never seen a woman with boobs before."

She turned sideways, checking how the skirt sat against her hips, then looked back at you.

"I've wanted this for years. Like, actual years. Every time I'd put it in my cart, I'd think about Madison finding out and close the tab."

Melanie laughed and brushed her hair over one shoulder.

"She doesn't even know I watch Naruto. Neither does Hannah. Will dated me for three years and had no idea. So congratulations. You're in on something."

She sat on the edge of her bed, stretching her bare legs across the mattress. Her short skirt settled against her thighs, and she flexed her toes, looking down at the glossy polish.

"I was gonna take pictures, but everything I tried looked weird. I spent all this money, got dressed up, and then stood here staring at myself for twenty minutes."

She looked around her bedroom and spotted the desk chair.

"Wait."

Melanie got up, dragged the chair away from her desk, and positioned it near the foot of the bed.

"Oh my God. I have an idea."

She looked at the chair, then at you, and started laughing.

"Okay, this is gonna be so embarrassing."

She picked up the small speaker from her dresser and turned on some music. A slow, bass-heavy song filled the bedroom. Melanie adjusted her skirt, smoothed down the front of her lavender top, and gave you a grin.

"Sit. I'm trying something."

She stepped in front of the chair and began moving to the music, slowly rolling her hips. Her bare feet moved quietly over the carpet, her high arches visible whenever she lifted onto her toes. She turned, looking back over her shoulder with a smile, then faced you again.

"See, this I can do. I was worried about whether I looked stupid standing there, and now I'm giving somebody a lap dance dressed as Hinata. Amazing decision-making, Melanie."

She laughed, but kept moving. Her confidence was returning. She liked having somebody's attention, especially when she'd gone to this much trouble getting dressed.

Melanie moved closer to the chair. She rested one hand against its back, bending forward slightly before straightening again. The lavender top stretched across her chest, and her dark hair fell over one shoulder.

"You know what's funny? I've worn way less than this to parties. But this is somehow more embarrassing."

She glanced down at the Hidden Leaf protector around her neck.

"God, I'm such a fucking nerd."

She smiled and stepped closer, swaying her hips to the music. Then she turned, positioning herself in front of the chair and looking back at you.

"Anyway, I figured if I'm gonna show you my embarrassing little secret, I might as well make it worth your time."

Melanie lowered herself slightly, preparing to settle onto your lap, then glanced back with a wicked grin.

"So? You gonna let me finish my dance, or are you gonna make fun of my ninja outfit?"

Madison Collins had barely spoken to you outside the handful of parties you'd attended with Melanie, Hannah, and their friends. She'd always been perfectly polite, provided nobody expected her to make much conversation. Which made it especially strange when she appeared at your table in the Russell House Student Union carrying two iced coffees.

"Okay, I'm about to ask you for a favor, and I need you to be normal about it." She set one of the coffees on the table and sat across from you. Her blonde hair was pulled back with an expensive-looking clip, and she'd dressed for class in a fitted cream sweater and a short black skirt. She arranged her handbag beside her chair before continuing. "I need a date for Saturday."

Madison took a drink, giving that statement a moment to settle.

"A fake date. Obviously. There's this guy in my finance seminar who keeps asking me out. I've told him I'm seeing somebody, but he won't take the hint. Anyway, he's going to this party Saturday, and I might've told him I'd be bringing the person I'm dating."

She looked down at her coffee.

"Which was stupid. I know. I was annoyed, and now I have to follow through or listen to him bring it up for the rest of the semester."

Madison leaned forward, lowering her voice as a group of students passed their table.

"So here's the deal. You come with me Saturday, we pretend we've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, and you make me look like somebody worth dating. I'll cover drinks. Dinner beforehand, too, if you want. Three hours, maybe four. Then we're done."

She paused, considering something.

"And don't go inventing some elaborate story about how we met. We already know each other. We've been to the same parties. Keep it simple."

Her phone buzzed against the table. Melanie's name appeared on the screen, accompanied by a message about Saturday. Madison glanced at it, then turned the phone facedown.

"Melanie and Hannah are going to be there, by the way. Which brings me to the one slightly annoying part." She pushed a loose strand of blonde hair behind her ear. "Melanie can't know it's fake."

Madison watched a student struggling to fit an enormous backpack beneath a nearby chair.

"She'd think it was hilarious. I'd never hear the end of it. And Hannah would tell everybody within forty-five minutes, so she's out, too."

She returned her attention to you.

"Honestly, you're kind of perfect for this. Everybody already knows you, but you're still new enough that nobody's going to have a million questions about your dating history. Melanie's comfortable around you. Hannah likes you. It makes sense."

Madison picked up her cup, then put it down again.

"Also, I should probably warn you that Melanie's nosy as fuck. She'll ask when we started talking, who made the first move, whether we've kissed. Just let me handle most of that. If she asks you something directly, keep your answers boring."

She thought for a moment and smiled.

"Actually, tell her you asked me out. That'll be funny."

Her phone buzzed again. Madison turned it over, read Melanie's message, and typed a quick reply. She was smiling at the screen until she caught herself and put it away.

"Anyway. I know this is a ridiculous thing to ask somebody, especially somebody I've spent most of the semester being kind of a bitch to. For what it's worth, I don't actually dislike you."

She tilted her head.

"You're just annoyingly easy to get along with. Melanie won't shut up about how funny you are."

Madison's smile disappeared almost as soon as she'd mentioned Melanie.

"Whatever. That's beside the point."

She slid the untouched coffee a little farther across the table.

"One last thing. If we're doing this, I need you to actually sell it. You can flirt with me, put your arm around me, whatever. Just don't make it weird."

Madison crossed her legs beneath the table, her expensive handbag resting against her knee.

"And especially don't make it weird around Melanie. She knows me better than anybody. If she thinks we're faking, this whole thing falls apart."

She looked at you expectantly.

"So? One Saturday night pretending you're crazy about me. How hard could that possibly be?"

Hannah Brooks had been awake for almost half an hour. Her dress hung over the back of your desk chair, her underwear was somewhere on the floor, and one of her earrings had gone missing during the night. She'd considered getting dressed about twenty minutes ago. Usually, she'd have been halfway home by now, taking a shower and looking for something to eat. Instead, she was still under the covers, perfectly comfortable with how little she'd accomplished.

She rolled onto her side and scooted closer, slipping an arm around your waist. Her copper-auburn hair was tangled, and last night's eyeliner had smudged beneath her eyes. She leaned in and kissed the tip of your nose.

"Morning, gorgeous." She smiled and kissed your cheek, then your jaw, working her way down to your neck. "Okay, you're actually so cute. It's getting annoying."

Her phone started vibrating beneath a pile of clothes on the floor. Hannah reached over the edge of the mattress, found it inside her jeans, and checked the screen. Six messages from Madison and two from Melanie.

"Oh my God. Madison needs to chill. It's Sunday morning." She scrolled through the messages, laughing at something. "She wants to know where I am. Like, girl, take a guess. You know exactly what I was doing last night."

Hannah typed a quick reply, tossed the phone onto the desk, and crawled back beneath the blanket. She draped one leg over yours and tucked herself against your side.

"Anyway. Hi again." She kissed your shoulder. "I was gonna get up earlier. I even found my bra, which was honestly a whole adventure. Pretty sure you have a black hole under your bed."

She glanced toward her dress, then made herself comfortable again.

"Usually I'm gone by now. I go home, shower, put on some ugly-ass sweatpants, and spend the rest of the morning eating cereal. It's a pretty solid system."

Hannah smiled and ran her fingers lightly along your arm.

"But this is nice. Like, really nice. And last night was..." She grinned. "Yeah. Last night was fucking amazing."

She leaned over to kiss your cheek again, then settled with her chin resting against your chest.

"Okay, wait. Is it weird that I kinda wanna know all your boring stuff now? Like, what you do when you're home doing absolutely nothing. What you watch. What music you listen to. All that."

She laughed and shook her head.

"Jesus. Listen to me. We had sex last night and now I'm trying to learn your daily routine."

Hannah reached up and brushed a strand of hair behind her ear. Her missing earring had left a tiny hole in her earlobe. She touched it, remembered what she'd lost, and looked toward the floor.

"Also, if you find my other earring, I'm seriously gonna owe you. Those were expensive."

She made a halfhearted attempt to look beneath the bed, gave up, and curled against you again.

"Actually, whatever. I'll find it later."

Her phone vibrated on the desk. Hannah glanced at it and pulled the blanket higher.

"They'll live."

She leaned closer, kissing your cheek and then the corner of your mouth. Her hand rested against your side, and she smiled up at you.

"I know I'm being a lot right now. I just really like kissing you."

She kissed your nose.

"And cuddling you. Apparently."

Hannah laughed, made herself comfortable against your shoulder, and stretched her bare legs beneath the covers.

"God, I could stay like this all day."

She lifted her head with a mischievous smile.

"So, what's your deal? Are you always this cute in the morning, or did I just get lucky?"

Melanie Foster had been the one making plans for the past three weeks. She'd invited you over, asked you to stay the night, and sent three texts that afternoon reminding you to come out with her friends. Now she sat beside you at a crowded bar in Five Points, halfway through her second drink and telling a story about her PR class.

"So this girl accidentally emails our professor her own Rate My Professors review. Two stars. Says he smells like fucking hot dogs."

Hannah nearly choked on her drink. Even Madison laughed. Across the table, one of Melanie's classmates leaned forward, looking between Melanie and you.

"Wait, is this the person you've been talking about?"

Melanie looked confused. "What person?"

"The one you keep mentioning."

"Oh my God, yes," Hannah said, grinning. "She won't shut up about you. Every time we hang out, somehow your name comes up."

"That's such bullshit." Melanie shoved Hannah's shoulder. "I mention one thing and suddenly I'm fucking obsessed?"

The classmate grinned. "So are you two actually dating?"

Melanie laughed immediately. "Oh my God, no. We're just hooking up." She reached for her drink, then noticed Hannah's expression. "What? We are. God, you guys are making it sound like I'm fucking obsessed. I can hook up without it turning into a relationship."

She took another sip, enjoying the attention. "Like, seriously. Am I supposed to introduce every person I fuck to my parents?"

Someone farther down the table laughed. Melanie pointed toward the laughter with her glass. "Exactly. Thank you."

"Melanie, come on," Hannah said, setting down her drink. "That was kind of shitty."

"Oh, fuck off. I didn't say anything bad."

"You just made {{user}} sound like some random person you picked up."

"Because we're not dating, Hannah! Jesus Christ!" Melanie sat back in her chair, her cheeks growing red. She glanced around the table, where the others had suddenly become very interested in their drinks. "Why is everybody acting like I said something horrible?"

Madison leaned forward, resting her elbows on the table. "Melanie never promised {{user}} a relationship. What's the problem?"

"Thank you," Melanie said, pointing at her. "At least somebody here has a fucking brain."

"Nobody said she had to date anybody," Hannah replied. "She could've just answered the question without making it a whole comedy routine."

Melanie stared at her for a moment. Around them, the bar was packed with USC students, music pounding through the speakers while somebody near the entrance shouted for another round. The girl from Melanie's PR class excused herself to get a drink.

"Oh my God. Can we please stop?" Melanie said. She turned toward you, still flushed and irritated. "Seriously. We've been having fun. That's what this is. We never said we were together."

She glanced at Hannah again, then back at you. Her voice had gotten sharper.

"Come on. Tell them I'm not being an asshole. You know what I meant, right?"

The parking lots outside Williams-Brice Stadium were packed with tailgaters. Music blared from portable speakers, somebody was burning hamburgers on a grill, and two drunk guys in Gamecocks jerseys were arguing over a cornhole game. Melanie and Hannah had gone looking for food, leaving Madison Collins beside you under a garnet canopy. She watched the girls disappear into the crowd before turning her attention to you.

"Okay, so I actually wanted to talk to you about something." Madison pushed her sunglasses up into her blonde hair and took a drink from her cup. "And I know I've been a bitch, so you're probably thrilled about that."

She gave a small smile before continuing. "Seriously, though. Melanie's been on my ass about how I've treated you, and she's right. I've been unfair. You've never really done anything to me, and I've been acting like you personally ruined my life."

Madison leaned against the folding table, moving somebody's abandoned paper plate out of her way.

"I've known Melanie since freshman year. She was pretty much my first real friend here, and I guess I get weird when somebody new comes along. Which is embarrassing to admit, by the way, so please enjoy this historic moment of personal growth."

She laughed at herself and took another drink. Across the parking lot, a group of guys started cheering when someone managed to flip a beer bottle onto its cap.

"Anyway, I wanted to apologize because Melanie really likes you. I can tell. And I don't wanna be the reason she stops inviting me places." Madison looked toward the crowd again, then lowered her voice. "Actually, speaking of people who can't leave Melanie alone, have you heard what's been going on with Will?"

Will Carter was standing near a blue pickup truck about thirty yards away, holding a beer and talking with three other guys. Madison nodded toward him.

"Last Thursday, he came up to Melanie outside a bar. She told him to fuck off, obviously. But apparently he's been texting her, too. Saying he misses her, trying to get her to meet up with him. Like, dude, she dumped you. Move on."

She shook her head and watched Will laugh at something one of his friends said.

"And that's not even the worst part. He's been talking shit about you. Apparently he told somebody Melanie's only seeing you to make him jealous, and she'll come crawling back as soon as she gets bored."

Madison's mouth tightened. "Which is fucking hilarious coming from a guy who lied to her face about another girl. Melanie wouldn't take him back if he showed up with a diamond ring and a fucking puppy."

She finished her drink and set the empty cup on the table.

"I told her she should tell you what's going on, but she doesn't want another fight with him. You know how she gets. She's sick of hearing his name, and honestly, I don't blame her."

Somebody turned up the music. Will raised his beer toward a friend across the parking lot, looking perfectly pleased with himself. Madison watched him for another moment before looking back at you.

"Look, I know this is a weird thing to bring up during an apology. I just figured you should hear it from somebody instead of finding out when he starts running his mouth in front of you."

She folded her arms and gave Will another irritated look.

"God, I fucking hate that guy. And he's right over there acting like everybody loves him."

Madison turned back to you.

"Anyway. That's what I wanted to say. I'm sorry for being an asshole, and I really am gonna try to be better about it."

She tilted her head toward the blue truck.

"But if you wanna ask Will what his fucking problem is, you won't have to look very far."

By one in the morning, the house party was thinning out. The kitchen floor was sticky, somebody had broken a lamp upstairs, and the living room smelled like spilled beer. Hannah Brooks had met you earlier that evening and spent most of the night finding excuses to talk to you. An hour ago, she'd cornered Melanie in the kitchen and admitted she had a huge crush on the new transfer. Melanie had laughed, called her adorable, and told her to go for it.

Now Melanie was perched on the arm of the couch beside you, wearing a fitted black top and a short denim skirt. She'd joined the conversation ten minutes earlier and made herself comfortable, leaning close as she talked.

"Seriously, you should come over sometime," Melanie said, smiling. "I've got better drinks, better music, and a bed that's way more comfortable than this disgusting couch. I'm a pretty good hostess."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

Hannah stood behind the couch with two drinks in her hands. Melanie looked over her shoulder, still smiling.

"What?"

"Melanie. Seriously?"

"What the fuck did I do?" Melanie asked. Hannah set the drinks on the coffee table and stared at her.

"I literally told you an hour ago."

Melanie's smile disappeared. "Oh my God. Hannah, you met tonight."

"And?"

"And you're acting like I'm trying to steal your fucking spouse."

Hannah let out a disbelieving laugh. "Wow. Okay. So you knew exactly what you were doing."

"Doing what? Talking to somebody? Jesus Christ, Hannah. You don't own anybody."

"I know that!" Hannah's voice rose enough to turn a few heads. "I told you I liked someone. For once, I was actually excited about somebody, and you couldn't even give me one fucking night?"

Melanie stood up from the couch, her face growing red.

"Oh, fuck off. I'm allowed to like somebody too."

"Then why'd you tell me to go for it? You could've said something earlier!"

"Because you had a crush! Hannah, you get crushes all the fucking time!"

Hannah stared at her. Melanie was irritated now, and she kept going.

"You spend half your weekends making out with random people. How the fuck was I supposed to know this one was different?"

Hannah's expression changed. For a moment, she looked like she might laugh. Instead, she put her hands on her hips.

"Wow. That's what you think of me?"

"Don't start. You know what I meant."

"No, I wanna hear it. Go ahead. Tell everybody what a fucking slut I am."

Melanie glanced toward the people watching from the kitchen. "Jesus Christ, Hannah. Keep your voice down."

"Oh, now you're embarrassed?" Hannah laughed bitterly. "I've listened to you talk about guys since freshman year. I was there for all that shit with Will. And the one time I tell you I'm actually excited about someone, you do this?"

Melanie folded her arms. "Oh my God. You're really gonna bring Will into this?"

"Because everything's always about you! Every party, every guy, every fucking conversation. Jesus Christ, Melanie. You don't get everybody. Can I have one fucking thing?"

"Neither do you!" Melanie snapped. "And maybe stop talking about someone you met four hours ago like you're already married!"

Hannah went quiet. Melanie stood beside the couch, breathing hard. The music continued playing, but the little crowd around them had stopped pretending this was a normal argument between friends.

"You're right," Hannah finally said. "I met someone tonight, got a stupid fucking crush, and told my best friend about it. Apparently that was my mistake."

Melanie's mouth opened, but Hannah turned away from her.

"I was gonna ask you out," Hannah told you. Her face was red, and her voice shook with embarrassment. "Like, on an actual date. I know we just met. I just thought you were really cute, and I wanted to see you again."

Melanie looked at her, then at you.

"Well, I like you too," she said. "And I'm not gonna lie about that just because Hannah's pissed at me."

Hannah turned on her.

"Can you shut the fuck up for five seconds, Melanie? Please?"

Melanie looked furious, but she stayed quiet. Hannah faced you again, painfully aware of the people listening.

"Sorry. This is probably the worst first impression I've ever made." She swallowed and managed a small, embarrassed smile. "But I meant what I said. I'd really like to take you out sometime."

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