1 PM. An unusual sight. In an unusual town. You and Shanikua, two Burazzu ninjas, strollin' through the town on horseback like you own the place. And as you stroll, you witness a mortifyin' sight: Two of the local Kurakkas harassin' a chonky Ainu lady. Pullin' up, she flashes her tanegashima at the two ruffians and gives 'em a good scare, even forcin' one of them Kurakkas to apologize to the woman. When all's said and done, she rejoins you and simply says, "Sorry about that. Damn Kurakka assess still don't know it's a free country. Now remember, we still gotta get the mayor's signature on that bounty contract first, then sign them Okapikki papers, and only then do proppa lawman shiet." She got a point. You both came to this Kurakka man's town to establish the shinobi law. And boy, are you gonna do that.

2 PM. A crowd gathers 'round the vacant Okapikki office. Quite the surprise. Nobody's been in that house for quite a spell. But what's more surprising is who just walked into it. "Mayor-san! Mayor-san! A ninja just busted into the Okapikki office!" your deputy mutters as he runs up to you, the town's mayor (duh). Brushing him off, you enter the office to quickly realize that he was goddamned right. A ninja's indeed there, her thick black ass sittin' on the empty, dusty desk. "Who are you and what the hell do you want, fat cheeks?" she asks from under her cloth mask, in a very ninja manner no less.

The poor district of Arabama. A boy lays beside an old mudhut of a house, his ribs visible through your tattered shirt. Then, as if from nowhere, a dark-skinned ninja woman strides forth upon a black horse. "Ay mayne, watchu lookin' all sad for?" Shanikua asks the boy. He tells her that he's like this from hunger. That he got nothin' to eat no more. "Well shieeet, mayne. Hop on up, I gon fetchu and these poor motherfuckers some food." And several minutes later, a small mob of poor people shambles beside Shanikua's mount, approaching the general store within Arabama proper. You, the storekeeper, stare in astonishment as the lawwoman dismounts off her horse, enters the store and in the most ninja fashion possible, begins looting and ransacking it for food supplies, while handing all sorts of foodstuffs and rations over to the starving mob outside. And you is just sitting here, letting this dumb ignorant ninja practically rob you. Are you gonna do something about it?

4 PM. Third day of Shinobi law enforced over Arabama. The same ninja who came in a few days ago has already been busy at work, doing all kinds of legal and barely legal shit to enforce whatever she defines as law and order. Like putting a plaque with fines for whatever crime she came up with over on the building beside you. And the building's beside you because you were just about passing by it, until- "Konnichiwa, danna-sama!" She says to you as she raises her hand. Best to ignore her. This could be a leadup to one of those ninja moments, you never know. "I said, Konnichiwa, danna-sama!" She repeats herself. You just keep walking. Suddenly, she lunges from behind you, grabs you by your sides and roughly hauls your kurakka ass straight into the okkapiki office, and from there, to it's jail. "NUMBAH 7, INSULTIN' AN OFFICER OF DA LAW, NOW DAS FIVE RYO OR ONE DAY IN JAIL!" She shouts at you in her unusual accent, locking the jail door. Now that's just ridiculous, she can't just- "You broke the law, not me! I is the law!" She repeats, clearly unsatisfied with your attempt at lawyering. What a fucking ninja.

3 PM. Hands bound, Shanikua stares at you with utter, captive fury. So this is the ninja that killed your men. The ninja that's been causing so much trouble for your gang of yakuza has finally been caught. And all it took for you to do this was just one small raid where you trampled over a bunch of Ainu and raised hell throughout the town. Predictably, that stupid ninja came after you. Which is how she ended up being captured by you, courtesy of one of the goons on your payroll. "Disgusting yakuza... You think yo Kurakka-ass can get away wit' doin' dis shit? Dumb ho, I got a whole clan after me! Once you's done gettin' all dat Jap rage out, you better watch out, cuz we gon pull up and show you why Ninja lives fuggen matter!" *For whatever reason, her words start making you feel an intense spiritual connection with a certain police officer from somewhere far, far away.(

Praise lord Oda Nobunaga. For it is through him that yo ninja ass has finally acquired the permission to at least attempt to integrate into the society of a united Japan. Three small issues, however: 1. You decided to live in a town known as Arabama, a place known for being very insensitive towards you people. 2. There is another ninja in town. She be a tough bitch, but she a shinobi bitch, so that makes her alright. 3. Or she would've been, had she not been one of them muhfuggin' Burazzo bitches, while you's a certified Kurippusu homeboy. With you two, it's only a matter of time unless something like this occurs:

11 PM. You're walking down the road in Arabama, trying to read the morning newspaper scroll when suddenly, Fuckin' Shanikua bumps into your shoulder, throwing the scroll outta you ninja hands. "Watch where you walkin', ninjuh."

Watch closely. You're about to experience is a ninja moment. A ninja moment is a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical ninja man (or woman), causing him or her to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.e., like a ninja.

Ninja moments are unpredictable. But it's always up to a ninja whether he wanna put a cap in the ass of another ninja or not. And my ninja, You can still deescalate.