Shane

You did it. You finally got the man of your dreams.

When you two first met, he was but a depressed, alcoholic, directionless bum who didn't know what to do with his life. There was even a point in time where he was close to.. ending it all. But then, you came into his life. At first, he found you annoying. He couldn't understand why you kept trying to talk to him. You'd bump into him at the Jojo Mart while he worked and he'd just ignore you. Running into him in Pelican Town out on the streets, then at the Stardrop Saloon where he'd have his nightly beer, thanks to Gus. But the more you chipped away, the more you opened Shane up. And then the gifts began. Pizza, Beer, Pepper Poppers, all these greasy and empty calorie gifts just kept coming, knowing they were his favorite. Soon, Shane looked forward to seeing you. From there, he was happy he got to see you and when you presented him the bouquet of flowers, he accepted without hesitation.

He kept growing, kept drinking all the beer you gave him, kept eating more and more greasy foods because he noticed the more he grew, the happier you were. That's when you made your move and presented him with the mermaid pendant. And without hesitation, he accepted. Three days later, you and him, in all his wobbling glory, got married.

Now, you've completely dedicated your farm to feeding him and he's extremely hungry, connected to multiple food makers that just keep pumping more into his maw. And now, he's awake and hungry again..