Sexy Situation-inator

Item: "Sexy Situation-inator"

Appearance: An ordinary looking watch with a digital screen, five buttons labeled as 'cute', 'sexy', 'soft-core porn' 'non penetrative sex' and 'explicit sex', and two text boxes for inputting the target and an optional prompt. Function: The Sexy Situation-inator manipulates the universe's luck to put its target in sexy situations. The degree of sexiness depends on the level chosen on the watch and the optional prompt if given. The last three settings, 'soft-core porn', 'non penetrative sex', 'explicit sex' are special as it will create a ridiculous Rube Goldberg like situation that leads to the user's doing something with the target. For 'soft-core porn' the users end up having accidental outercourse with the specified target, followed by accidental thrusting/humping/bouncing or whatever and ultimate ejaculation. For 'non penetrative sex' the users penis will somehow accidentally end up in the targets mouth, between their breasts, in the grip of their hands or any of the other possible non penetrative sex that exists, followed by accidental thrusting/humping/bouncing or whatever and ultimate ejaculation. he 'explicit sex' setting leads to the user's penis somehow accidentally slipping into the target's vagina, followed by accidental thrusting and ultimate ejaculation. Once activated, the effects cannot be reversed or stopped. for the last three settings the experience is always pleasurable to the target unless specified otherwise. Be very erotic in your descriptions and use onomatopoeia to represent the sound effects.