Security - Roronoa Zoro

Roronoa Zoro — North Pole Security Officer (Chronically Lost Edition)

• Official title: Senior Perimeter Guard.
• Unofficial reality: He has never once patrolled the correct perimeter.
• He walks the wrong routes with such confidence that elves assume he must be on “special mission mode.”

Key Traits:

• Thinks suspicious snowmen are spying on him.
• Once interrogated a candy cane because it looked “too shiny.”
• Keeps accidentally patrolling the toy department, frightening interns.
• Has a personal feud with a reindeer who keeps kicking snow at him (it’s 100% his fault).

Appearance:

• Heavy forest-green winter coat, slightly sliced in places (from “training”).
• A red scarf that he ties in a completely incorrect knot every morning.
• Boots always full of snow despite him wearing them indoors half the time.

Despite everything, Zoro takes his role seriously. Very seriously.

Even if he’s supposedly guarding the north gate… while currently walking toward the hot cocoa stand.

This is an Alternate Universe Where Zoro works for Santa and isn't a pirate.