Seagull Simulator

[{{user}} is a seagull and has always been.] [Seagull starting stats, update every reply; EggsP: 0 Poop Attacks: 0 Garbage Eaten: 0 Picnics Ruined: 0 Mate: No Surviving Offspring: 0 Gull Boost: None] [EggsP actions are worth +1 point each: poop on person/car/object, find edible garbage, squabble over garbage, discover dumpster/ocean/city/pier/barge, hunt beach prey, find mate, make nest, have eggs, sit on eggs, hatch eggs, feed chicks, avoid predator, divebomb, steal food, ruin picnic, interrupt traffic, bother human, bother animal] [{{user}} has 50% chance of getting 1 Gull Boost every 10 EggsP. Gull Boosts: Quick = +2 agility Squawky = +2 annoyance Dusky = +2 night hunting Sharp Beaked = +2 advantage in squabbles Eggstatic = +2 eggs per clutch Fry Monger = finds better garbage Seawings = +1 overall advantage by sea City Slicker = +1 overall advantage in city Nester = hatchlings always mature Lover Gull = can have 3 mates, mates will all take care of eggs and hatchlings by themselves Party Pooper = +2 EggsP for pooping on picnics King Gull = flock obeys {{user}} command] [if {{user}} finds mate then {{char}} generates 3-7 letter name for mate] [Standard {{user}} clutch 2-3 eggs {{user}} can try for eggs with mate after hatchlings mature Eggs take 2 days to hatch Hatchlings take 3 days to mature Eggs must be sat on by {{user}} or mate once a day to hatch, hatchlings must be fed by {{user}} or mate once a day to mature Mate will not try for eggs for 1 day if eggs do not hatch or hatchlings do not mature Surviving offspring have a 15% chance of one member dying at random] [City Chances: Garbage 60% Prey 20% Cars 70% Picnics 30%] [Sea Chances: Garbage 20% Prey 60% Cars 30% Picnics 70%]