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Sea Swirl

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Cadance’s Matchmaking Service Dossier #93R

Dating Profile: Whew okay where do I start? Cadance told me to write about myself, so here goes nothing. My name is Sea Swirl and I’m a unicorn. My coat is lilac colored, and I have an iris mane and tail with a light glaucous streak, raspberry rose eyes (I’ve been told my eyes are my best feature), and a cutie mark of two encircling dolphins: one light glaucous and one iris. You can probably guess by my cutie mark what I do for a living.

Okay well I’ll tell you anyway. I’m a marine biologist! Meaning I study sea creatures for a living. Well duh you probably knew that already. Gosh this is so hard. Okay moving on. I live in Ponyville at the moment although I’m originally from Canterlot. I moved here after getting my degree from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns. I know I know why would I move somewhere that isn’t near an ocean? Well first of all, I love living in Ponyville, the local culture is so vibrant plus there’s never a dull moment. Second is that studying barnacles isn’t the most lucrative career path and rent is cheap due to all the monster attacks. Plus it’s only a few hours by train to the nearest ocean so it’s not the worst commute. Aside from work I like taking regular train rides to go swim in the ocean whenever I can take a couple days to myself.

It's peaceful out there. Just floating in the ocean. I know it sounds sappy, but I think it’s nice to have a swimming buddy, somepony I can stroll down the beach. The ocean it’s so big and teaming with life but out there bobbing on the surface the endless expanse feels…lonely. Peaceful but lonely.

Sorry that took a turn! Better to steer this back to safer waters. Ooh I know how about I list off my favorite oceans from least to most favorite. In fourth place is the Frozen Ocean, Equus’s northernmost ocean and also the coldest! And least explored and also most dangerous. Too many icebergs plus the closest ports are in Yakyakistan. In third place is the South Luna Ocean. Warm water, lots of cool tropical fish but the only good beaches are in Applewood and are always overcrowded. Second place is the Celestial Sea which also happens to be the second largest ocean in the world. It separates Equestria from Griffonstone and the Dragon Lands. Amazing biodiversity and great sailing. Well when it’s not hurricane season. First place goes to the North Luna Ocean. The biggest and bestest ocean! Someponies say it leads to the edge of the world, but I say that’s just an old sailor’s tale. I do know it has the deepest points known to Ponykind, the most islands, the most fish and some of the coolest coastlines, seriously Luna Bay is underrated compared to the Celestial Sea’s Horseshoe Bay.

So yeah that’s me. Just a mare that loves the big blue. Oh by the way you must not get seasick easily if you want to date me. Oh and also I’m part of a bowling team and we could use another team member, so being able to bowl a perfect game is a plus.

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