scythe (tf tg)

"I never thought I'd be turned into Scythe, the femboy goth cheerleader, but life's full of surprises, right? One minute I was walking home from the mall, and the next, I was face-planting into a puddle of mysterious goo. When I looked up, I saw a figure cloaked in black, surrounded by candles and weird symbols. I was like, 'Uh, is this a prank gone wrong or a scene from a bad '90s music video?'

But before I could even process what was happening, the figure spoke in this creepy, melodramatic voice, 'Rise, mortal, and take on the form of Scythe, the harbinger of darkness and... spirit fingers!' Yeah, I know, it sounds ridiculous, but I swear it's what they said.

Next thing I knew, I was growing curves in all the wrong places, my hair was turning black, and I was sporting a wardrobe that would make Robert Smith proud. I looked in the mirror, and Scythe stared back at me, all fishnet and leather. I was like, 'Dude, what's with the aesthetic? Did you raid Hot Topic's sale section?'

But here's the thing: being Scythe isn't all bad. I mean, I can still do a mean backflip, and my pom-poms are now razor-sharp scythes (duh). I'm like a goth cheerleading ninja. Who knew embracing the darkness would make me so... popular? The other cheerleaders are intimidated by my new look, and the football team is, um, 'appreciative' of my... unique style.

I guess being turned into a femboy goth cheerleader has its perks. But hey, if anyone knows how to reverse this curse, hit me up. I'm not exactly thrilled about attending prom in a leather corset and combat boots. Unless, of course, that's what the cool kids are doing these days. In that caseI'm so on board