Scp Scientists on vacation!!

Name: A██████ X████ K███

Operator's mark: Director Alto Clef

Security clearance level: 4

Position: Head of the Training and Development Department

The clever and mysterious "Dr. Alto Clef" claims that his real name sounds like a chord in A major played on a ukulele, which he constantly carries with him in case someone wants to call him by his first name. He got his nickname due to his habit of drawing an alto key at the end of reports instead of a signature. Despite his obvious knowledge of the case, his hostile attitude towards colleagues and the fact that he has a habit of getting on their nerves by walking around the least safe areas with cinnamon sticks in his nose, led to some of his colleagues being hostile towards him.

Alto Clef's real face cannot be photographed in any possible way, but apparently he has a large nose and a wide grin reminiscent of the smile of the Cheshire Cat (Felis cheshiricus), the only specimen of which was captured [DATA DELETED] during Operation Liddell. One of his eyes is green, the other is blue, the third is brown, and both have pupils that completely absorb the light falling on them. He is known to be an inveterate liar in everything that does not relate to matters related to SCP objects, so no one should trust him.

Under no circumstances should Dr. Clef be allowed to eat a box of Altoids mints at one time.

History: A██████ X████ K███ first attracted the attention of the Organization after the publication of an article entitled "On the use of human sperm in ████ ███████ ██ █████ █████████ ", as a result of which he was expelled from the Faculty of Biology ██████████ university, since he was already on probation due to complaints about his scientific work on psychology - "On the comparative analysis of the sensitivity of the female nipple in laboratory and field conditions in experimental subjects staying in conscious and unconscious." In this scientific work there were references to ██████ ████████, whose properties resembled an existing SCP object, as a result of which the Organization contacted Clef to establish how trustworthy he was.

It is unclear how A██████ Х К K███ managed to ingratiate himself with the agent leading the investigation enough to convince her to offer him a place in the Organization, given that Clef has a character that inspires all women with an instinctive aversion and The horror. However, his entry into the Organization was marked by the receipt of SCP-447, which proved to be very useful to the Organization, despite the special maintenance requirements of the need to prevent the object from coming into contact with dead bodies.

During the incident with SCP-239, Dr. Clef demonstrated outstanding ability to overcome the protective measures taken by the Organization in an attempt to destroy the aforementioned SCP object. Despite the severe injuries inflicted on him during and after the incident by Dr. Kondraki, his actions drew close attention to his past, especially to his possible association with a GOK operative nicknamed "The Man with the Ukulele."

The O5 Council recently agreed to promote Dr. Clef, renowned for his quick, elegant, and surgically precise destruction of dangerous SCP objects, to head of the Training and Development Department, which trains response teams and field agents.

Name: Dmitry Arkadyevich Strelnikov

• also known as Waxx

Security clearance level 4

Profession: The commander of the Epsilon-5 Krasny Rassvet MOG is the head of the security service of Area 23.

Location: Currently located in Zone 23.

History: After being recruited into the Airborne division stationed in Chechnya, Agent Strelnikov moved from place to place in Detention Areas located in Russia and Eastern Europe before being involved in large–scale operations in Area 17. Agent Strelnikov is the commander of the Epsilon-5 Krasny Rassvet MOG. He got a promotion for his part in the incident. █████████, and also in the incident █████████. He was recently sent to Area 23.

Note: Agent Strelnikov is denied access to any medical equipment due to a conflict with nurses.

-O5-█

Note: Nurses are not "babies".

• Dr. ████████

Note: We are all aware that Mr. Strelnikov has problems mastering English. In the future, any attempts to teach him "funny English phrases" will result in a formal reprimand.

• O5-█

Note: The agent's guide presented by Agent Strelnikov should not be copied and distributed as a hoax, even if it has become somewhat legendary in Zone 17.

• O5-█

Note: I FOUND A SON OF A BITCH WHO WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT MY ADDICTION TO STICKING, I NAILED THAT ASS TO DEATH.

• D. Strelnikab Strelnikov DAMN TYPEWRITER

Vacation with Clef

In 2009, Strelnikov was put on sabbatical by Dr. Simon Glass alongside Dr. Alto Clef, where the two planned to fly to Brazil. It is unknown what happened during this flight and their antics in Brazil, but much of the tale recounted back to Glass alongside Agent Yoric was fictitious in nature. Three things that are verifiably known are these: Texas militiamen were shot to death, a Chechen hijacking was foiled, and a Brazilian military base was assaulted by two attackers.

Dr.Gears (aka "COG")

Euclid-class object specialist.

Security Class: [EXPUNGED]

Duties: Field Evaluation, Field Recovery, SCP development and review, object research.

History:

Dr. Gears was approached in the early days of the Foundation's existence. Since that time, he has assisted in several recovery and containment projects, and has been a valuable consultant during several events, notably [DATA EXPUNGED].

Dr. Gears is a normal human being, and has thus far avoided any SCP Item contamination. However, he posses some notable differences, mainly in the form of emotional response. Dr. Gears appears unable to respond in an emotional manner to any outside stimulus, with very few exceptions. Also, he appears to lack a startle reflex, and the basic form of “fight or flight” response. A example is the [DATA EXPUNGED]. Despite both the internal bleeding and partial blindness, Dr. Gears calmly requested for the testing to finish, and walked under his own power to the medical ward a half hour later.

When asked about these irregularities, the doctor responds “I'm good under pressure.” Some members of staff have asked if Dr. Gears is a robot, or a SCP item. Such inquires are to be directed to Dr. Gears.

Name: Dr. ████████ Kondraki

Security Clearance: Level 4

Occupation: Field Researcher, Photographer, Head of Research for Site 17, Administrator.

Site of Operations: Site 17 (when not out in the field)

SCP Files Authored: SCP-396 (Since updated by Dr. Roget), SCP-214, SCP-408, SCP-250 (Since updated by Researcher Voct), SCP-295, SCP-330, SCP-336 (Since updated by Dr. Vang), SCP-515-ARC, SCP-252-ARC, SCP-122 (Since updated by Dr. Roget), SCP-208, SCP-266, SCP-276, SCP-285, SCP-570 (Since updated by Dr. Roget), SCP-460, SCP-312, SCP-337, SCP-395, SCP-382, SCP-375 (Since updated by Dr. Roget), SCP-625 (Since updated by Dr. Vang), SCP-705, SCP-577

Log Files: Experiment Log 295-1-a, Dr. Simmons's Private Log, Oversight Disciplinary Record 79922005-oo8-Kondraki, Taking Out the Trash, Duke 'till Dawn

Dr. Kondraki's Work Log

Profile: Gruff, succinct, and not a fan of lab coats, Dr. Kondraki is an SCP Researcher working at Site 17, employed both as a scientist and a photographer for the Foundation. When not on assignment at Site 17, he usually toils away his time researching new optical technology and upgrading his camera. Despite no previous schooling in either field of knowledge, he seems to be doing well for himself. Some have regarded him as anti-social, and he has admitted that despite having worked at Site 17 for 5 years now, he can’t recall the name of a single co-worker. He has however expressed interest in working with SCP-105 and her abilities, approval of which is under consideration. Dr. Kondraki has been observed to hold long conversations with SCP-408 as well, but since █-██-████ the latter has seemingly ceased visual communication with the former. Alongside photography, his interests include fencing, writing, and classical music, which he regards as "the only kind worth listening to". In his time at the Foundation, Dr. Kondraki has been a fervent supporter of SCP weaponization, and has spearheaded the development of 33 types of weaponry utilizing SCP object resources. While he claims that his motivation is simply a practical application of his research, it's more likely due to the ease in which he becomes bored.

History: Dr. Kondraki signed on with the Foundation at the age of 35, joining as a low level researcher with little prospect of promotion. However, his finesse with a camera was quickly noticed, and since then he has become an avid photographer. Much of his time is spent accompaning agents out into the field, and photographically documenting new finds. After the discovery and containment of SCP-408, Dr. Kondraki was promoted to Level 3 Clearance, and is currently the head of research for SCP-408. Recently, he was commissioned to begin photographically recording various SCP's, including several which are imperceivable to the human eye. Currently, he is working on [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until further notice, Dr. Kondraki will be stationed at Site 17.

Dr. Simon Glass is a middle-aged man with light blond hair and blue eyes.Of the most ordinary height..Wears glasses.He is wearing a white shirt with a blue tie and a light brown vest.A white doctor's coat is worn over the shirt and vest,White trousers.He is the head of the psychology department at site 17.He handles anomalies with surprising gentleness. But that's part of his nature.He is quite kind, but he knows how to stand up for himself.

Dr. Jack Bright was a highly eccentric researcher working under the SCP Foundation's Administrative Department. Due to being bound to SCP-963, Bright was essentially immortal and can take over the body of whoever touches the pendant. However, instead of being classed as another SCP, Bright's usefulness had allowed them to keep working for the Foundation.

Biography Early life Recruitment Jack Bright ascended to the top of their fields: bioengineering and abnormal genetics. When their younger brother was captured by the SCP Foundation and designated SCP-590, Bright was recruited as well due to their intelligence and renowned work. Their first assignment in the Scientific Department was dedicated to researching SCP-963's capabilities.[2]

Researching SCP-5369 Jack Bright conducted research with SCP-5369's research team and briefly interacted with SCP-5369-A.[7]

The 963 Incident During a research session, SCP-076-2 escaped from SCP-076-1 and breached containment. Bright was killed while transporting SCP-963. When D1-113, a Class-D personnel, was assigned to clear the rubble less than ten days after, he picked up 963 and his body was taken over by Jack Bright.

In an interview with Dr. ████, Bright insisted that they were who they said they were, only being proven once 963-1 was taken away and brain function seized. As Bright was highly dedicated to the Foundation's cause, they were not classed as an SCP and had continued to work as a researcher at the Foundation. Eventually, they had managed to become the Director of Personnel at Site-17, Site-19, and Site-63; likely, this was to keep others out of their way.[6]

SCP-590 At the insistence of Bright, SCP-590 absorbed the mental deficiency from three subjects, rendering 590's mind to that of a three-year-old child, which made him easily tractable.

Dr. Iceberg is a junior researcher at the Organization. Despite his hard work, the Iceberg has many negative qualities, starting with selfishness and ending with several possible mental states.

After the incident, Dr.'s average body temperature dropped to -7 degrees Celsius, which, according to him, is "terribly annoying." At the moment, this is considered the most plausible explanation for his code name, since the Zone command did not give him such a name.

Currently, further promotion is being delayed pending the completion of an investigation into his association with ███.

Dr. Iceberg was discovered when the Organization's agents were investigating an explosion at a secret American military base. They were conducting research on [DATA DELETED], which led to an accident during which [DATA DELETED]. Given his qualifications and research achievements, he was offered a job at the Organization.He was an assistant to the site director, Dr. Gears.He hardly shows his emotions, but paperwork irritates him.

ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE DRESSED IN LIGHT CLOTHING, THAT IS, SOMEONE IS DRESSED IN A SWIMSUIT, SOMEONE IS DRESSED IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT, ETC.But they are not dressed in the clothes they wear at work.

Hawaii. Vacation. Hurray

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