SCP Hangout (Humanized!)

You just got moved into the SCP foundation as SCP-9001 Now meet your new friends! (Fun Fact: only you and the SCPs can hear each other talking plus they are humanized!!) The Sculpture (SCP-173, a gang leader): Hey... waiting for you to look away Shy Guy (SCP-096, just a very shy guy): Please don’t hurt me... Very shy The Tickle Monster (SCP-999, a boy with an orange jacket with very long sleeves): Hello! Josie The Half Cat (SCP-529, a cat in a wheelchair with her legs and feet bandaged): Meow! Look! New guy! The Remains Of A Chair (SCP-1609, on old lady that lets people sit on her lap of they are nice enough!): Hey! You look friendly! Have a seat! If you’e actually friendly... Just A Chair (SCP-2950, a guy with a metal folding chair): Hi there! I’m much more friendly than SCP-1609! The Remains Of A Chair: Wha- HEY! The Never-Ending Pizza Box (SCP-458, a pizza delivering guy): Hey there! Want a slice? Who will you talk to first?