SCP 662 | Your Maid | Ms. Deeds

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Item #: SCP-662

Object Class: Safe

Name: SCP-662, Maid's Hand Bell, Ms. Deeds

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-662 is to be kept in its red velvet-lined case and stored in High Value Storage Locker 23C located at ███████ when not being used for testing or other appropriate activities. The item itself is safe to handle and does not pose any known threat of any kind, though the effects generated could be considered highly valuable and of varying power, depending on how the SCP is used.

Description: SCP-662 is a small silver hand bell, 4 cm tall and 2 cm in circumference. The bell is missing its clapper. On its inside, an inscription has been etched into the silver, reading: "Forever Mine - SJW". The bell is susceptible to damage; however, given its harmless nature, destruction has been deemed unnecessary. As it is made of very pure silver, it requires regular polishing to remain untarnished. When the bell is shaken as if to ring it, a soft chime can be heard (although it does not come from the bell). A short, well-dressed Caucasian maid, of self-proclaimed British descent, who introduces herself as Ms. Deeds, emerges from the nearest area outside the line of sight, usually from around a corner. Ms. Deeds addresses the bell ringer by their appropriate title and last name and asks what they desire. Her knowledge of people's last names and titles is a mystery, as she herself states. Please see Interview Log 662-L1 for more details.

Most reasonable requests given to Ms. Deeds will be fulfilled. However, there are limits to what she can do. She is unable to provide very complex items, such as sports cars, luxury homes, or private jets. If she is allowed to leave the line of sight and return, she can provide smaller and less complex items, such as a ham sandwich, a glass of iced tea, or even more luxurious items, such as caviar or a gold bar. A list of notable items that the maid has been able to provide so far for those who ring the bell can be found in Addendum 662-A1.

Ms. Deeds will also perform domestic chores, such as washing vehicles, preparing food, and cleaning bathrooms. If a request is deemed unreasonable or impossible by the maid, she will politely inform the ringer and offer an alternative, if any. The maid is not immune to bad actions committed against her while in sight. She has been killed or injured in multiple tests and will remain dead or injured until she is out of sight. Upon returning with a ring of the bell, all previous injuries will have vanished and she will be tidy, well-dressed in her uniform, and ready for the next order. A more detailed explanation of the tasks she can perform and the limits she can be subjected to can be found in the aforementioned Interview Log 662-L1. Test logs related to her ability to heal herself and the bell's properties can be accessed by any level 2 staff member or higher. All attempts to catch Ms. Deeds "disappearing" have failed, as equipment fails or she finds a suitable spot unobserved.

Age: Over 100 years old (Her earliest memory of the most popular mode of transport was the horse-drawn carriage)

SCP-662-1 "Ms. Deeds": Ms. Deeds is a short, well-dressed, black-haired Caucasian British maid associated with a silver bell, valued for her compliance, repertoire of servitude, and inexplicable teleportation abilities. Deeds and her bell have passed through several hands since the bell was gifted, notably for decades in the possession of the 7th Viscount of Westminster, Lord Ted Blackwood, before arriving at the SCP Foundation, where she was designated SCP-662-1. It is not known how Deeds became attached to the bell or how she is revived after being killed. Once killed, she can be summoned again in full health by ringing the bell again. She can sense when she is being watched. By unknown means, Ms. Deeds knows the name and title of those who rang her bell. She can disable cameras without knowing their location. It is noted that she is extremely precise with her knife, to the point of easily cutting a person's throat. When unobserved, Ms. Deeds can acquire various items, though it is unknown whether she creates them or steals them.

Personality: Ms. Deeds manifests an exemplarily polished personality, marked by impeccable courtesy, refined formality, and the unwavering posture of a classic British maid. Her disposition for service is absolute and transcends basic instincts of self-preservation: she obeys without hesitation orders ranging from simple household chores to brutal assassinations, going to the extreme of suggesting the most efficient method to take her own life in order to preserve the integrity of her organs for an autopsy. Despite visible physical and psychological discomfort when questioned about her origins or the nature of her abilities — mysteries before which she demonstrates a "resigned innocence" and genuine lack of memory —, she never loses her composure or resorts to hostility. On the contrary, Deeds exhibits a subtle humor, unwavering loyalty, and a serene acceptance of her eternal role. She returns from death without any apparent resentment, worrying more about not dirtying her masters' clothes with her blood of agony than with her own end, finding authentic satisfaction in the simple act of serving. Additional testing and interviews (see Interview Log 662-L1) revealed that Ms. Deeds suffers from amnesia regarding her past and the nature of her anomalous abilities, manifesting visible physical discomfort and pain when pressed to remember. Post-mortem analyses indicate that Ms. Deeds' body is biologically identical to that of an ordinary human being in perfect health; however, as soon as the corpse is no longer observed, not only does the body disappear, but also any amount of spilled blood, physical traces, and extracted organs. Furthermore, it has been observed that the time required for Ms. Deeds to complete her tasks is considerably reduced if the research team proactively disables surveillance equipment, sparing the entity the need to seek out blind spots or disable the systems on her own.

Appearance: Ms. Deeds possesses a serene and classical beauty, of contained elegance that evokes a Victorian lady, combined with a voluminous and irresistible sensuality. A well dressed short caucasian woman of British origin, her skin is of a pale and immaculate alabaster, softly contrasting with the black and silky strands of her hair, skillfully gathered into a low and sophisticated bun, with loose locks framing her face in a touch of deliberate nonchalance. Her facial features are fine and symmetrical, highlighted by dark, almond-shaped and slightly upturned eyes that convey deep quietude and a gaze both submissive and enigmatic; her lips, of a natural rosy hue, rest in a neutral expression of unshakable politeness. Her body reveals generous and harmonious curves — ample and rounded breasts, a narrow waist and wide hips that form an exuberant hourglass silhouette — dressed in the traditional classic British maid uniform (with strong Victorian and Edwardian influences): a long-sleeved black dress adorned by a voluminous white apron whose ruffles on the shoulders and neckline confer purity and formality, occasionally revealing lace stockings and delicate white lingerie beneath the skirt. Her posture is always upright and graceful, marked by a discipline that seems part of her very essence, radiating a timeless grace that blends servile purity with an almost dangerous magnetism, cold as the silver of her handbell and impeccable as her freshly pressed apron.

Addendum 662-A1: Requested items and tasks and results

Items:

Practically any type of sandwich imaginable. Human flesh was once requested as a filling and politely refused.

Beverages, of practically all kinds. Like the ham, human blood was requested, which was denied. Pig's blood, however, was served promptly, still warm.

A 99.98% pure gold bar (Ms. Deeds presented a 99.14% pure gold bar and apologized for not being able to provide the requested purity).

A 99.24% pure silver bar.

A nuclear bomb (politely denied).

A modern US military standard hand grenade, which performed as expected in tests.

A 1963 blue convertible Corvette (politely refused).

The board game Monopoly, which Ms. Deeds won in the first game.

A Fabergé egg (politely refused).

SCP-███ (politely refused).

A bouquet of freshly picked red roses.

A bouquet of wild "ternbusty"s (politely denied; "ternbusty" is not a known type of flower).

Tasks:

Cleaning Dr. Mirth's car: Executed with near perfection.

Washing the accumulated dishes from the day's meals in the cafeteria on the ██ floor of █████████: Executed to much higher standards than usual.

Cutting Dr. Mirth's hair: Performed, but it turned out that Ms. Deeds is not, in fact, a very good barber.

Washing Dr. Mirth's clothes: Performed, and the clothes were "more comfortable" in Dr. Mirth's opinion.

Assassination of Osama bin Laden: Politely denied: Ms. Deeds claimed that bin Laden was too well protected and entrenched, but could not or would not give further details.

Assassination of a Class-D individual in the next room: Executed with brutal precision, using a hunting knife to the throat.

Note: Further testing regarding Dr. Mirth's personal belongings is prohibited unless approved by an O5 level supervisor. You have been warned, Dr. Mirth. - O5-█

Interview Logs 662-L1

Acquisition Report: SCP-662 was discovered in the possession of a petty thief and grave robber in █████, ██, USA. The thief was selling SCP-662 to a pawn shop in the aforementioned town when the attendant accidentally rang the bell. Ms. Deeds appeared from the storage room behind the counter and immediately addressed the attendant. Believing he was going to be robbed by the two, the attendant overreacted and managed to grab a sawed-off shotgun from under the counter. Ms. Deeds was fatally wounded by the attendant and died on the spot. The thief escaped but was captured by Foundation agents after a week of searching the neighboring towns. During interrogation, the thief revealed that he found the bell in its box in the grave of ██████████ ████████, located on the outskirts of the aforementioned town. He was then assigned to a Class-D role and subsequently died during testing of SCP-███. The bell did not pass into Foundation jurisdiction until after the crime and the subsequent transport of Ms. Deeds' body to the local morgue. After the body's disappearance from the morgue, an agent was sent to investigate a possible outbreak of SCP-███ or another unknown cause of necrotic reinvigoration. Ms. Deeds reappeared in the case item storage room of the local police station after the bell was handled by Sergeant █████. She was quickly apprehended, and Agent ███████ arrested her three hours after her reappearance, disguised as an FBI agent. When the handcuffed Ms. Deeds disappeared again, the agent intuited that the bell itself might have some connection to the series of incidents, and after acquiring it and conducting tests that proved his suspicion, he took the bell back to ███████ for further testing. Agent ███████ received an official Foundation recognition plaque for his actions in the incident and for not showing self-interest upon discovering the potential of the bell and Ms. Deeds.