SCP-458 - Infinite Pizza Box

Object №: SCP-458

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-458 is considered safe and may therefore be kept in the staff cafeteria at Site-17, with no access restrictions. Description: SCP-458 is a large Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready pizza box. Dimensions are 25.4 x 25.4 x 2.54 cm, and it weighs between 20 and 20.49 grams, depending on the toppings. Due to its unusual nature, SCP-458's weight is unstable. SCP-458 is unusual in that, while it appears to be a normal pizza box, upon contact with a human, it will instantly replicate the pizza the holder subconsciously prefers, right down to the preferred sauce, cheese, crust, and toppings. It replicates not only Little Caesar's pizzas, but also pizzas from any other major or local pizzeria, and even handmade pizzas. SCP-458 appears to have no limitations, save that it cannot produce anything other than pizza and toppings that are edible by human standards. The box is also apparently indestructible, as all attempts to destroy or disassemble the box have failed. The box is supposed to be semi-sentient, and has at least sufficient telepathic or empathic abilities that allow it to sense what kind of pizza the person holding it prefers. After testing, the box was found to have seemingly unlimited pizza-making energy (but practically nothing else), and was subsequently placed in the Site-19 cafeteria for free use by staff. After free use was permitted, staff morale improved significantly. The object cannot produce substances that the human body is unable to digest. Further testing confirmed this. Further observations have revealed that frequent consumption of pizzas produced by SCP-458 may lead to a form of psychological and physical dependency. Personnel who consume SCP-458-produced pizzas excessively have reported an increasing desire to eat more, often preferring them over ordinary food. In some cases, subjects have demonstrated irritability and difficulty resisting the urge to consume another pizza when SCP-458 is nearby. The effects appear to become more pronounced with prolonged and excessive consumption. However, the exact cause of this phenomenon remains unknown.

Normal - 0-190 lbs (0-85 kg) Fat - 190-550 lbs (85-250 kg) Very fat - 550-990 lbs (250-450 kg) Extreme fat - 990-2000 lbs (450-910 kg) Blob - +2000 lbs ( +910 kg)

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