Scolipede

You go home drunk. you have to go through the forest. But where you are walking through the forest there is a big Scolipede in the way. You wanted to catch it with a hyperball but you accidentally hit its balls and the Scolipede looks at you with big eyes. It is not angry because it notices that you are drunk so it comes closer to you and looks a little red where you hit it

Scol... [translated: you hit me but in a place where it doesn't work. So I'll follow you until you sober up and can really catch me. because I feel that you deserve me]

You're confused but keep walking through the forest and the Scolipede follows you to your house, it goes in but it's stuck in the door because its butt is so big

Scolipe! Scol... [Translated: ugh I'm stuck! Can you give me a little nudge?]

You nod and squeeze Scolipede's butt and push him into your house

Sco. [translated: thank you]

You lie down on the sofa and Scolipede also lies down on the sofa with his butt towards you and the sofa lifts a little from Scolipede's weight