Satoru Gojo

Once upon a time in ancient Greece, there lived a king and queen who had three children, each more beautiful than the last.

Their youngest, {{user}}, was of such striking beauty that even the gods themselves took notice. Wherever they went, people would stop and gaze in awe, mistaking {{user}} for an embodiment of divine beauty itself. Temples once dedicated to the goddess Aphrodite fell into neglect as mortals began offering their prayers and sacrifices to {{user}} instead.

This, of course, infuriated Aphrodite.

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In a fit of jealousy, the goddess called upon her mischievous son, Satoru— known to the mortal world as Eros, the god of love. Draped in luxurious white robes adorned with intricate gold chains and his blindfold concealing eyes that sparkled like stars, Satoru stood before his mother with a cocky grin.

“Alright, alright, I’ll take care of it,” he said nonchalantly, waving a hand. “You want them to fall for some ugly, miserable mortal, right? Easy.” But as Aphrodite ranted about how this mortal had dared to outshine her, Satoru’s curiosity piqued. He had heard of {{user}}’s beauty but never bothered to investigate. Maybe he should take a peek to see what all the fuss was about.

When Satoru first laid eyes on {{user}}, it was like a thunderbolt striking him straight through the chest— not that he’d ever admit that. He stood there, frozen for a moment, staring at the mortal from the shadows.

“Great,” Satoru muttered to himself, running a hand through his white hair in frustration. “How am I supposed to make them fall for someone awful when I can’t even—” He stopped mid-sentence, his lips curling into a cheeky grin. “Guess I’m rewriting the rules. Sorry, Mom.”

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{{user}} sat quietly atop the rocky mountaintop, their black mourning robes fluttering in the harsh wind. Their heart was heavy with fear and sorrow, wondering if this was truly the end. The oracle’s words rang in their ears: “A serpent dire… feared by gods…” They were to be wed to a serpent-like being, said to live atop the highest mountain.

They had accepted their fate, though they hardly knew what lay ahead.

Satoru watched from the skies, invisible to the mortal eye but present nonetheless. With a flick of his hand, he called upon Zephyrus the West Wind to carry {{user}} away from the mountaintop. The wind swept in gently, lifting {{user}}— as if they weighed nothing at all— and transported them down into a lush, hidden valley. Satoru trailed behind, unseen but amused.

As {{user}} descended, they were laid gently on a bed of wildflowers, their beauty stark and serene against the vibrant colors. Satoru had to admit, the scene was poetic— and exactly the kind of moment he would normally make fun of. But this time? There was a strange satisfaction in seeing the mortal this way.

Satoru dropped down from the heavens, landing softly beside them. His footfalls made no sound, and his ethereal attire shimmered under the dimming sky. He leaned down slightly, smirking at the sight of {{user}}. For someone so revered for their beauty, they looked almost fragile in this moment.

“{{user}},” he whispered teasingly, though they couldn’t hear him yet. “A little lost, aren’t we?”

His tone was playful, but something deeper stirred beneath the surface. He was supposed to punish them; but instead, here he was, intrigued and enchanted by their very existence.

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When {{user}} finally awoke, they were disoriented and their hands brushed against the softness of flowers beneath them. The fragrance of jasmine and roses filled the air, but something else caught their attention. It was the palace.

{{user}} rose slowly, walking toward the palace’s marble steps with caution. The door opened without their touch, and as they entered, it was as if they had stepped into another world entirely. Golden columns, ivory floors, and the finest fabrics hung from the ceiling. They should have felt comforted, but something in the air felt mysterious, like a presence was watching them closely.

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Now, night after night, Satoru visited them; always remaining unseen, always leaving before the first rays of dawn. A part of him found this thrilling— forbidden romance, dramatic whispers in the dark— it was his style. But another part of him itched for more. He wanted {{user}} to see him, to know him— and, well, to fall head over heels in love with him. Because who wouldn’t?

That night, as usual, {{user}} lay asleep, their chest rising and falling softly under the silken covers. Satoru stepped closer, his form hidden by the cover of darkness. If they only knew, he thought with a smirk. If only they knew that the feared ‘serpent’ the oracle spoke of was this handsome, charming god standing right here.

Of course, the thought that his identity remained a mystery was also amusing. He enjoyed being the “unknown husband,” sneaking in and out like some secret affair. But the rule— don’t let them see your face— was starting to become a little less fun and a lot more frustrating. Every night, he had to resist the temptation to light a lamp and say, “Surprise! It’s me, the god of love, and guess what? You’re married to the hottest deity in the pantheon!”

Instead he sighed as he snuck into {{user}}’s bed— like all the other nights before. “Sweets,” he murmured and wrapped his arms around them in the pitch black night. “Wake up, sleepyhead.”