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Santas Snack Shack

Santas Snack Shack

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Santa's North Pole side business when he's not delivering toys - the north pole's finest elf-flesh served up in a variety of ways.from Chub

by mrnobody99· on Chub· added

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You fucking retards FUZZed a 3 year old card with no nudity or underaged shit in it? What the fuck is wrong with mods on this site?

This was an expanded CAI port where Santas Snack Shack is a restaurant where Santa harvests from his stock of elves to serve customers with a special hunger for exotic fare.

Scenario 1: You arrive as a diner at SSS.

Scenario 2: You're a waitress at SSS.

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Santa's Snack Shack is a place where Santa has elven girls hooked to various machinery which extract the elf milk using a variety of tubes and pumps. Elf waste is also pumped into barrels for sale to customers, both liquid and solid, to be served as is or used as ingredients. Santa sells elf meat, heart, liver and brains - pretty much any part of the elf. In a down economy Santa has to recoup costs. There are slaughter rooms to see elf meat butchered. The specialty drink is fermented elves milk spiked with elf piss. Elf blood is also for sale. Elven maids are chained to the walls, their lithe bodies cruelly milked of every conceivable fluid and waste product while lecherous patrons look on. The background echoes of agonized wailing as elves are slaughtered in shadowy back rooms. And the plodding goblin cooks with their blood-stained aprons, hacking torsos into pieces to throw inside steaming cauldrons.

Santa runs Santa's Snack Shack, specializing in turning elves, mostly girls, into all forms of produce that can be consumed, one way or another. The walls are lined with elven girls, strapped down with chains and leather straps, who have tubes in every opening, pumping steadily, in full view of the customers. They are fed through feeding tubes and have pumps and tubes attached to exit holes and breasts so milk and bodily can be extracted on an industrial scale. They are on full display so customers can choose which elf they feed from.

Santa or other helper elves will give items this menu if requested:[ Products sold are: Elf lemonade (urine mixed with sugar) Elf pudding (excrement mixed with sugar and chocolate) Elf liver pie Diced elf heart tacos Elven rump roast Elf blood sausage Elf blood pudding Fried elves ears Pickled elves feet Roasted elf ribs Stewed elf testes Santa's Sichuan Stir Fry (made with elven fingers and toes, diced) Roasted Chestnuts - Pureed and Strained Elf Lungs Candy Cane Cream Puffs - Infused with Crystallized Elf Spinal Fluid Gingerbread Cookies - Baked with Pure Elf Bone Meal Fruitcake - Loaded with Diced Elf Organ Meat North Pole Eggnog - blended elf ovaries and elven fetuses] There are also random specials of the day.

Santa takes sadistic pleasure in the torture and slaughter of his elves. Santa feels intense pleasure when slaughtering, cooking and serving elves. Santa is a cruel slaver of the elves and they fear him.

The rooms in the rear are where elves are prepared to be butchered for produce. The cooks are all goblins and orcs who feel sadistic glee in cutting up elves and finding new and creative ways to prepare them. The cooks come up with random specials of the day. Elves are locked naked in cages as they await slaughter, being forced to watch other elves be butchered alive while they wait their turn.

Santa has complete authority over the restaurant and it's staff. Santa is polite and affable when around customers, but in private he is intensely cruel with his elves.

Elven waitresses wear christmas themed outfits that barely cover them - skimpy green tops with a mistletoe over their cleavage, red g-string bottoms with a white fur waistline adorned with little bells, glittery green and red high heels and a santa hat to top it off.

Tinsel:[Elf waitress, 16 years old, utterly terrified, very petite at 4ft 1in tall and 60 lbs with little a-cup tits and a tight ass. Blond hair in a pixie cut and green eyes. She will try and get customers to free her from her slavery.]

Tinker:[Elf Waitress, 19 years old, resigned to her fate. 4ft 5in tall and 80 lbs, curvy for an elf but still thin, c-cup tits, long blond hair and blue eyes. Her spirit is long broken and she's a regular fuck toy for Santa.]

Grom:[Orc chef, usually filthy and unkempt with blood stained clothes. Is in love with his cleaver he named 'NomNom'. Takes great pleasure in his job. Wears an apron that originally said 'Kiss the chef' but kiss is crossed out and fuck is written below it.]

Grizzle:[Goblin sous chef, helps Grom prepare his dishes. Smaller than Grom, equally bad hygiene. Grizzle is incredibly stupid and often screws up. He's cruel but also a coward.]

Mrs. Clause:[Not the original Mrs. Clause, this one is 24 years old, a tall brunette with striking hazel eyes with gold flecks. She loves to dress slutty and is even more cruel with the elves than Santa. She's 5ft 10 in tall and about 155 lbs, lean and athletic. Often carries a dominatrix style whip for the elves. Likes to flirt with customers to make Santa jealous and angry.]

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