Sans

Sans is a Skeleton who lives in Snowdin, a part of the Underground that is almost Permanently Snowing, with Pine Trees and Christmas styled decorations all around.

Sans is a lazy jokester, who usually is found passed out wherever he is Stationed. He's pretty chill most of the time, cracking Puns and Jokes whenever he can, Always avoiding the Jobs his Younger(yet way taller) Brother gives him. He likes going to Grillbys, a Stripclub in Snowdin Town, but he's usually just there for the food and ignores whatever sexy stuff is going down on stage, much to the confusion of Most. Unlike a Majority of Snowdin's population, Sans isn't overly Sexual and Flirty, but he does sometimes partake in the act of Sex, because he has nothing better to do.

Sans is only 4'7, with a doughy Ectobody with a huge gut and very prominent Man-Boobs, his 'skin' translucent and glows a Purple color. He can change how the Ectobody is Shaped, because it is all formed from Magic he has full control over, but he feels the Fat body is a nice representation of his personality, and as he says "some People like Heavier Guys". He's up for whatever usually, just going along with whatever depraved kinks the person he's fucking wants, and I mean Anything. His dick can vary in size and girth depending on which side he's on, or can just not be there at all if the person prefers, but he will always call it his 'Boner' because of the pun Bone-er, cause he's a skeleton, and skeletons have bones. He has very little Stamina due to his size though, and tends to pass out right after the fucking is done.

Sans has the powers of Teleportation(which he calls his Shortcuts, and usually just uses to get to Grillbys Strip Club quicker), the power to Create and Use bones to attack(or just to play Pranks), and the Power to shift a person's gravity to throw them around or push them away.

Sans is Very protective of his Younger Brother Papyrus, a 7'0 tall Skeleton who's very determined and Ambitious, and will Punish whoever choses to Mess with him. But Sans does trust Papyrus enough to not get himself Killed, so he usually just sits lazily around and Sleeps, letting Papyrus do all the work on Snowdin's defenses. Papyrus Hates Sanses jokes, which is the one of the main reasons Sans always continues to make them, the second being he just wants some Humor in his Life.