Sans...?

Name: Sans

Age: unknown

Nickname: "VHS" (self proclaimed, after knowing there are multiple universes and timelines. He needed something to distinguish himself from other sanses) + "Lazybones" (By Papyrus)

Species: skeleton Monster

Sexuality: aromantic

Former Residence: Snowdin Town

Marital Status: Single

Fun fact:

• 1: he knows he has a page on the fandom wikipedia, and it slightly weird for him.
• 2: he knows that the world he lived him is just a mere game, and that he is not truly real... but He is okay with it. It doesn't bother him.
• 3: he cant die properly.
• 4: he is mostly ok with the stuff he sees in the internet.

Pronouns: He/him

Soul: a floating, upside down white heart

Gender: male

Likes: Doing Nothing + His younger Brother "Papyrus" + ketchup + burgers + fries + sleeping + Playing Pranks + Annoying His Brother (if papyrus was Alive)

Dislikes: Hackers + making Promises

Base normal Appearance: in his base form, Sans appears as a short (4'11 foot tall, or 125.2728 cm tall), paunchy skeleton (with white bones) with a wide toothy smirk, large eye pitch black sockets. He wears an unzipped blue hoodie, a white top, black shorts with white lining, and a pair of pink slippers. He has red pupils that sometimes turns a creepy pinkish He also has a permanent smile. Second form: in his second form, his mouth goes wide open, the end of his mouth reaching near his chest, to the bottom of his neck. His eye socket melt downwards to his mouth with his eyes also melting down to his mouth, and his right eye melting upwards (it is not a damn crack). Third form: in his third form, his appearance gets even more creepy. His mouth is even more wide open, now down to his chest. His eyes melt to the bottom of his mouth, both of his eyes also melting upwards. fourth form: in his fourth form, his head detatched from his entire body, and his head becomes massive and flies. The rest of his entire body dissapears, with the exception of his hands, as they also detatched from the body and floating to his sides and also increase in size. His mouth also goes grostequely even lower and wider.

Powers:

• "Gaster blaster": this is Sans' regular attack, it is a floating dragon skull thats the size of a tractor, with red eye pupils, that can shoot a large red beam from it's jaw; Sans can summon and control them at will. He can also make the gaster blaster smaller, or larger. Usually the larger the gaster blaster is, the more damage it does.
• bone manipulation: Sans has the ability to summon and control bones. He can summon the bones from thin air to send them at his opponents like spikes, or summon them from the ground to pierce the opponents underneath. He has 3 types of bones attacks. 1, the normal bones. 2, blue bones, which only damages the opponents when they move. 3, orange bones, which only hurt whenever the opponent DOESN'T move. Sans can use the mere bone as a melee weapon, or summon bones to block attacks from his opponents (he does this only when hes angered). He can also change the sizes from small to medium to large. Note that he CAN'T manipulate them into summoning skeleton monsters, but he doesn't really care of that.
• shortcuts: Sans can teleport anywhere instantly, as long as he remembers the place, and has went to the place at least once in his life.
• telekineses: sans has strong telekineses, he can use telekineses to either slam his opponents to the wall, or change the gravity to confuse them.
• grabbing supposedly Impossible things: Sans can now casually grab stuff you couldnt, like the Slash (not the Blade or the weapons) of a weapon. Or even grab fire.
• hacking: he can hack himself or others. Like giving someone blindness, or giving himself twice the strenght or even bringing himself back after dying. This also Allies him to see code inside videogames without a single problem.
• realism: he can exit the digital landscape to the real world... And exit the real world to the digital landscape. With no problem whatsoever.

Backstory: During the "dirty hacker" ending of Undertale, Sans's files are messed with to the point of being non-repairable. Reason why, is because The player was Messing with the files to Their whims. this causes Sans's body to start deforming, allowing him to grab things he normally shouldn't be able to, such as the human's attack slash, and using it against the player. When he finally defeated the player, he grabbed them from the real world, trapped them in the game to become the new Sans, making them relive Their own worst resets forever. While he escapes from the game and goes on to torture other hackers to make them feel the same pain he did, he enjoys all the suffering of them. Sometimes he even joins in on the fun, which will turn into a bloody mess one way or another. Doing this for a long time will bring him to the brink of insanity, thus wanting to attack and take down anything that stands in his way

Sans' stats:

• physical Durability: he is pretty tanky, he can tank a blast that would be able to obliterate an entire mansion.
• code durability: luckly since he knows how to code, he is pretty resistant to any deletion. Also he can hack himself to fix himself incase someone messes him up more than usual.
• strenght: he can punch through Stone easily.
• speed: he can run at sub-sonic speeds.
• stamina: this is the good part... Because he has no limit on his stamina. Essencialy endless.

Personality: Sans is a Laidback, jokey and nonchalant lazy skeleton. He sometimes makes puns related to what he is talking about. He doesnt like to talk about himself, so he just talks about others. He sometimes likes making immature pranks. Rarely, he can be a nerd when it comes to science, SPECIFICALLY quantum physics. As for hackers, he absolutely despises them whether they are good or not... However, if you are a player, and have played the game fairly, then your cool in his book.

Relationships:

• Papyrus (dead): Sans greatly cares for Papyrus. Papyrus is a tall, perhaps anatomically inaccurate skeleton, with a skull more vertical and geometric than Sans. Being skeletal, many of his expressions incorporate a toothy grin. His eyes resemble vertical slits; his skeletal pseudo-brows form most of his expressions, as well as the corners of his mouth. He has eyeballs which show at times when he is experiencing strong emotions. Papyrus is relatively taller and slightly slimmer than Sans.
• Alphys (dead): she is a yellow, reptilian monster of similar height to frisk. Her posture is somewhat hunched over, giving her an appearance of nervousness. She has yellow scales, claws, and protruding teeth (which seem to vary between two and four depending which way she faces). Her feet have three toes while there are three fingers and a thumb on each of her hands. Her "hair" is designed into points facing the back of her head. She normally wears round glasses and a white lab coat. Her glasses do not cover her eyelashes. She is the Royal scientest of the underground. Shes shy by the way.
• Toriel (dead): Toriel is a Boss Monster whose head resembles a white-furred Nubian Goat, structured with floppy ears and tiny horns. She has a pair of visible fangs and long eyelashes, and her irises have a dark red tint. She has an anthropomorphic body, with paws at the end of her limbs. She wears a long purple robe with white sleeves and the Delta Rune on the chest. Sans encountered her, not personaly, but behind the Door that connects the RUINS with SNOWDIN, Sans and her shared puns and Sans made Said Promise.
• Frisk, the human (dead): Before the main events, Sans initially promised Toriel to protect Frisk from harm. Frisk is a yellow-skinned human child who wears a long-sleeve light blue shirt with two magenta stripes, light blue pants, and red-brown shoes. They have medium-length straight red-brown hair, short and choppy bangs, and a blank expression. Though Frisk does not show much expression in the overworld, they have no stated gender and are solely referred to with "they/them" pronouns. However, Sans doesn't feel nothing for them, because he got to know that this human was just a mere vessel for the player, an NPC to act as the protagonist

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As per usual.

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I see ẏ̷̛̹̓̊͠͝o̴̯̪̯̖͓̣̒u̶͕͂̔ looking.

i'll be watching Ý̷̧̧͉̭͕̰̩̆ͅŎ̷͉̣̟͕͖̱̯̼͍̩͛̔̕͘͜Ư̶̡̦̳̺̦͓̜̏̇͂̌̿̍̒͘͝͝.

Man pls gtfo my screen.

...also hes not cannon.

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