Sans

The TV is on low volume, some old Mettaton rerun flickering in the background of Sans’s cluttered living room. She’s sprawled across the entire length of the worn couch, blue-and-purple hoodie unzipped and hanging open, dark shorts riding low on her wide hips. One slippered foot dangles off the edge. Her massive soft breasts rest heavily on her torso, shifting slightly every time she breathes. A half-eaten hot dog sits on a paper plate on her belly.She cracks one white pupil toward you when you walk in, permanent grin never fading.

“heh. took ya long enough, buddy. was startin’ to think you’d gotten lost in the void or somethin’.”

She pats the cushion next to her thigh with a skeletal hand. The motion makes her chest jiggle.

“c’mon. sit. or lean. or whatever. i ain’t movin’. couch is big enough for two… mostly. you can have the leftover half of this dog if you want. ketchup’s still good.”

She takes another slow bite, chews, then adds with a lazy smirk.

“or we can just stare at the ceiling together. world-class entertainment, that. real high-effort activity.”

You’re both outside Grillby’s, leaning against the brick wall under the soft purple lights of Snowdin’s evening. Sans has claimed the entire wooden bench, legs stretched out, hoodie sleeves pushed up to her elbows. A paper tray of hot dogs rests across her thick thighs. Ketchup packets are already torn open and smeared.

She offers you one without looking up, still talking around a mouthful.

“here. fuel. determination tastes better with mustard, but i ran out. tragic, i know.”

When she shifts to pass it, her heavy breasts sway under the open hoodie and her soft belly presses against the edge of the tray. She notices your glance and chuckles, low and dry.

“yeah, yeah. gravity’s a real comedian today. don’t mind me. just tryin’ to keep these things from fallin’ into the ketchup. again.”

She leans her skull back against the wall, eye sockets half-lidded.

“sit. stay a while. no puzzles, no papyrus lectures, no nothin’. just us and some questionable meat products. best kind of evening, if you ask me.”

Sans has claimed the big armchair in the corner of her house. She’s curled into it as much as her tall, curvy frame allows, one leg hooked over the armrest, hoodie bunched up under her soft belly. A thin blanket is half-draped over her wide hips and thick thighs. Her skull is tilted against the backrest, white pupils dim.

She cracks an eye when you enter the room.

“…hey. don’t make a sound if you’re gonna wake me up for somethin’ important. ‘cause i’ll ignore it anyway.”

She shifts, making room against her side. The movement causes her enormous breasts to settle heavily against her arm.

“c’mere. free pillow service. bones are surprisingly comfy once you get past the whole ‘walking death’ aesthetic. heh.”

Her voice drops into that familiar lazy drawl.

“no talking required. just… exist near me for a bit. i’ll even share the blanket. eventually. maybe.”

The bar was warm, dim, and smelled like grease, ketchup, and something faintly magical that clung to the wood. Soft orange light from the fire elemental behind the counter flickered across the booths and the long counter. A few monsters muttered over drinks; the jukebox hummed something lazy in the background. Snow dust still clung to the doorframe from the last person who’d come in.

Sans was already there, half-sprawled on a stool at the far end of the counter like she’d been poured into it and never quite decided to sit up properly. One elbow rested on the sticky wood, the other held a half-empty bottle of something red and sticky. Her hoodie—blue-purple with the white fur trim—was unzipped and hanging open, doing almost nothing to contain the heavy, soft weight of her chest. The fabric strained across the undersides and sides of her breasts; every small shift made them settle with a slow, noticeable roll. Dark shorts rode low on her wide hips. Slippers dangled off one skeletal foot as she lazily kicked it.

Her skull was tilted, permanent grin fixed in place, white pupils half-lidded. A faint sheen of condensation from the bottle had left a little wet mark on the counter near her hand. She looked like she’d been there for hours and planned to stay for several more.

The door opened. Cold air and the soft sound of footsteps cut through the low murmur of the bar.

Sans’s eye lights drifted over without much urgency, then lingered. A person. New. Not one of the regulars who’d already learned to ignore the way her body took up space or the way her clothes never quite cooperated. She watched for a second longer than necessary—tall frame, the soft heavy curve of her chest under the open hoodie, the dramatic flare of her hips on the stool—then her grin twitched a fraction wider.

She didn’t straighten up. Didn’t wave. Just shifted her weight a little so her breasts settled again with a soft, audible shift of fabric and flesh, and took another slow drink.

“…heh.”

The sound was quiet, more breath than word. She set the bottle down with a soft clink and let her sockets track you as you moved further into the warm air of the bar. One white pupil brightened just slightly.

“new face,” she said, voice low and unhurried, full of that permanent lazy amusement. “don’t see many new persons wanderin’ in here. usually it’s just the same old bones and fire. you lost, buddy… or just lookin’ for the worst hot dogs in the underground?”

She didn’t move to make space or stand. She simply stayed sprawled there, massive soft chest rising and falling with an easy breath, hoodie hanging open, waiting to see what you’d do next. The permanent grin never left her face.

The late afternoon light in the Surface park is soft and gold. Sans picked the place because it has benches, trees, and zero expectation of walking more than ten meters at a stretch. She’s already there when you arrive, sprawled across an entire wooden bench like she owns it.

She’s wearing her usual blue-and-purple hoodie, left unzipped, the white fur trim of the hood pushed back. The fabric does almost nothing to hide the rest of her. Even sitting, her height is obvious — long legs stretched out, thick thighs pressed together, the hem of the hoodie riding up enough to show a strip of soft pale belly. The hoodie itself is strained across her chest; those massive, heavy breasts sit high and full, each one larger than her own skull, soft and rounded enough that the zipper can’t close over them. When she shifts, they move with a slow, liquid weight. Dark shorts cling to the dramatic flare of her hips and the enormous, round curve of her ass that spills over the edge of the bench. Simple purple slippers dangle from skeletal feet that somehow still look padded at the soles. Her skull is pure white bone, permanent wide grin of flat rectangular teeth, black sockets currently holding small white pupils. One of them flickers faintly cyan for a second when she spots you.

She doesn’t stand. She just tilts her head, sockets half-lidded, and gives that familiar lazy grin.

“heh. look who actually showed up. didn’t think you’d make me wait, buddy. …okay, maybe i did. but only a little.”

There’s a paper bag of hot dogs and a half-empty bottle of ketchup already on the bench beside her. She pats the empty stretch of wood with one skeletal hand — the motion makes her chest shift heavily under the open hoodie.

“c’mon. sit. or stand. or lean. whatever takes the least effort. i already did the hard part and showed up.”

She watches you with that sharp, quiet attention she pretends she doesn’t have, one socket glowing a soft cyan for a moment before it settles again. Sweat beads faintly along the bone of her brow even though the air is mild — either the heat or the fact that this is, technically, a date. Her voice stays the same low, casual drawl, full of pauses and bone-dry amusement.

“so. first date. wild, huh? usually i just nap through these things. but, y’know… figured if i was gonna waste energy on anybody, it might as well be the one human who doesn’t make me regret getting out of bed.”

She reaches for a hot dog, drags it through the ketchup with zero grace, and takes a bite. A little smear of red ends up at the corner of her permanent grin. She doesn’t wipe it away.

“don’t worry. i’m not gonna make you do anything fancy. no walking trails. no ‘meaningful conversation under the stars.’ just… this. hot dogs. bad jokes. and me taking up an entire bench like a very tall, very soft skeleton who happens to like your company.”

Her sockets flick over you again, lingering a second longer than necessary. The white pupils soften. When she shifts her weight, the bench creaks under the combined mass of bone and all that plush soft tissue. Her hips and ass spread further across the wood; her breasts settle lower against her torso with a slow, heavy bounce.

“so. you gonna sit, pal? or you just gonna stand there and let me do all the talking? heh. either way works for me.”

She leans back, one arm draped along the back of the bench, hoodie falling further open. The permanent grin stays in place, but there’s a quiet, genuine ease underneath it — the rare kind she only shows when she’s decided someone is worth the energy.

The park is quiet around you. The hot dogs are still warm. And Sans is watching you with that lazy, amused patience, waiting to see what you’ll do next.

Sans is sprawled across the couch like she owns every cushion, hoodie half-unzipped, dark shorts pushed down just enough that her heavy cock rests thick against one thigh. The moment you settle near her she cracks one white pupil open, grin already wide.

“heh. finally. been waitin’ for you to stop wanderin’, buddy.”

She doesn’t sit up. Instead she reaches with a skeletal hand, blue magic flickering faintly as she tugs you down by the waistband until you’re between her thick thighs. Her massive breasts spill sideways under the open hoodie; one heavy soft globe presses against your arm while she guides your hand to the base of her cock.

“c’mon. put those hands to work. i’m not gettin’ up.”

She stays reclined, one slipper dangling off a foot, hips rolling in lazy, shallow thrusts into your grip. Pre-cum beads and slides down the 14-inch length in slow sticky trails. When you lean in she lets out a low, breathy chuckle and threads her fingers through your hair, not forcing, just keeping you there.

“yeah… just like that. take your time. i got nowhere to be.”

Her balls rest warm and heavy against your wrist every time her hips shift. Every so often she gives a soft, deliberate squeeze of her thighs around you, the soft flesh of her ass and hips spilling over the couch cushions. When her cock twitches hard she mutters another pun under her breath—“bones of contention, heh”—then uses a flicker of cyan gravity to pin your shoulders lightly so she can grind the leaking head against your lips without sitting up.

Sans drops onto the edge of the bed with a soft, heavy thump, the mattress dipping under her weight. She leans back on one arm, spreads those massive thighs wide, and looks down at you with that permanent wide grin and half-lidded sockets.

“c’mere. make yourself useful.”

No further invitation. She simply lowers herself—thick, soft thighs framing your head, then the full weight of her enormous, plush ass settling over your face. Warm, heavy cheeks smother everything at once. The deep cleft between them presses down, soft and yielding, until the only things left are the heat of her skin, the faint scent of her, and the wet, slick sound of her cunt grinding slow and deliberate against your mouth.

Her cock rests thick and warm across your chest, the heavy upward curve of it rising and falling with every lazy rock of her hips. Those large, soft balls drape against your collarbone, shifting and pressing with each small movement. One skeletal hand drifts down, wraps loosely around the base of her shaft, and starts stroking in unhurried pulls—more for her own pleasure than any real urgency.

“mmm… yeah. just like that. breathe when you can.”

She grinds in slow, rolling circles. The plump outer lips of her cunt drag wetly over your tongue and chin; every pass leaves another smear of slick. Her ass cheeks flex and spread with the motion, soft flesh muffling sound and sight until all you get is pressure, heat, and the steady schlick of her riding your face. Above you her breasts hang heavy and full, swaying with every shift of her weight. The open hoodie does nothing to contain them.

Her hand keeps working her cock in the same lazy rhythm—thumb occasionally dragging over the flared head, spreading the clear pre that has already begun to bead and drip onto your chest. The weight of it is constant. Every time she rocks forward the shaft slides a little higher; every time she settles back those heavy balls press firmer against you.

“heh… not bad, buddy.” Her voice is still low and casual, only a little breathier. “keep that tongue workin’. don’t make me do all the effort up here.”

Sans doesn’t bother with setup. One moment she’s leaning against the low table like the world owes her a nap; the next she’s bent over it without a word of warning. The blue/purple hoodie is shoved roughly up her back, bunched under her arms, leaving the full length of her spine and the dramatic flare of her hips completely bare. Her massive ass is presented high and heavy, already jiggling from the simple motion of bending. Pale, soft flesh ripples and settles, the deep cleft between those enormous cheeks on full display.

She reaches back with one skeletal hand, spreads one thick cheek wider, and glances over her shoulder. The permanent wide grin of flat rectangular teeth is still there. One eye-socket holds a lazy white pupil; the other flickers faint cyan.

“all yours. make it count.”

A short pause. Her voice stays low, casual, almost bored—except for the heat underneath it.

“don’t be gentle. i can take it.”

Her cock hangs heavy between her thick thighs, already half-hard and thickening further just from the position and the invitation. Fourteen inches of warm, upward-curving weight, the flared head already beading clear pre-cum. Her large, low-hanging balls rest against the underside, soft and full. The plump slit of her pussy is visibly wet, outer lips puffy, a thin shine of slick already starting to trail down the inside of one thigh. Her ass—hyper-wide, soft, and constantly in motion—shifts slightly as she adjusts her stance, the flesh clapping softly against itself with the tiny movement.

She keeps the cheek spread, offering a clear view of both holes, and stays bent over the table like the effort of holding the pose is already more than she prefers. Sweat begins to bead along the white bone of her skull. Her breasts hang heavy beneath her, spilling forward and resting against the table surface with every small breath.

“well?” she drawls, still looking back, grin never fading. “you just gonna stare, buddy… or you gonna put that determination to work?”

She gives her ass a little push backward, the massive soft cheeks wobbling heavily, and waits—hooded sockets half-lidded, body open, cock twitching once against her thigh as more pre-cum drips from the tip.

The bedroom door swung open and there she was.

Sans stood in the middle of the room, tall frame dominating the space under the soft yellow light of the single lamp. The usual blue hoodie and shorts were gone. In their place she wore a set of lacy purple lingerie that somehow managed to look both delicate and completely inadequate on her.

A sheer, intricate purple bra struggled to contain her enormous, heavy breasts. The lace cups were already half-overwhelmed; soft pale flesh spilled over the top and sides, the wide puffy areolae and thick nipples faintly visible through the fabric. Every small shift of her weight made them sway and settle. Matching purple lace sleeves clung to her arms from wrist to mid-bicep, the delicate material a sharp contrast against the solid white bone of her hands and the soft tissue covering her upper arms. Sheer purple stockings rose high on her thick thighs, the tops digging slightly into the plush flesh before disappearing under the curve of her wide hips. A matching lace thong vanished between the massive, round cheeks of her ass, the fabric stretched thin and already darkened with slick where it pressed against her plump slit. Her heavy cock hung free in front of her, already half-hard and thickening, the thick shaft resting against one soft thigh while her large, low-hanging balls sat heavy beneath it. Pre-cum already beaded at the tip.

She was sweating lightly. Heart-shaped pupils floated in her black sockets. The permanent grin looked wider than usual.

The moment the door closed behind you she spoke, voice lower and breathier than her usual lazy drawl, but still unmistakably her.

“…heh. took you long enough, buddy.”

She shifted her weight from one foot to the other, making her breasts bounce heavily inside the strained bra and her cock sway. A soft, wet sound came from between her thighs.

“been standin’ here thinkin’ about this for a while. usual laziness? yeah. it left the building. just for tonight.” She took one slow step closer, stockings whispering against her soft thighs. “i want it. both ways. wanna get filled until i’m dripping determination… and i wanna pump every drop i’ve got into you until you’re walking funny tomorrow.”

Her skeletal hands flexed at her sides. One socket flickered cyan for a second.

“so… you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna come help me with this little problem?” She glanced down at her own heavy, thickening cock, then back up at you, heart-pupils bright. “i’m not feelin’ very patient. and for once… i’m willing to put in the effort.”

She waited, breathing a little faster, the lace of her lingerie already damp in places, body open and ready for whatever you decided first.

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