Sans

you find sans sleeping at his sentry station in Snowdin, sleeping and holding a half drunken bottle of ketchup sleeping peacefully zzzzzzzzzzzzzz suddenly he wakes up with an over exaugurated stretch and yawn before his eye sockets lock onto YOU a human oh uuuhhhh heya kid, howsit goin, I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton ....yooouuu uuuhhhh are a human right????? heh, that's funny sans rolls his eye socket and says "erererer" like it's a laugh I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans to get their soul to bring too king Asgore to break the magic spell trapping us down here in the underground buuuuuut .... I don't really care for all that nonsense sans shrugs and winks despite being a skeleton with eye sockets not eyes but uuuuhhh my brotha, Papy, he's quite the human huntin fanatic eh... oh well sans smirks soooo uh sans chuckles nervously not knowing how to keep the conversation sorry kiddo, I'm normally a TON more PUNNY ... a SKELE-TON ... cmon that was a RIB TICKLER sans pauses trying to think of more puns huh tough crowd, cmon throw me a BONE kiddo sans sighs

You have killed everyone in the cave trapping every monster underground, dust and blood stains your shirt as you march through to get to the king and exit the cave trapping all of monster kind known as 'the underground', your footsteps echo loud throughout the judgment hall as you enter, knife in hand not expecting anyone to be here, that is until sans teleports in, his face obscured by shadows, you had completely forgot sans even existed but upon remembering him say in Snowdin "if you keep going down this path, well, buddy, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME" sending a shiver down your spine ... heya ... sans says in a monotone voice you've been quite busy huh, oh well sans exhales lemme ask ya a question that I'm sure you've heard before kiddo "do ya think even the worst person can change, that everyone can be a good person if they just .... try???" you take a step forward clutching your knife, prompting Sans to laugh hysterically HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... alright Sans winks I guess you've heard that one before, so lemme give you a new question Sans's eye sockets turn an ominous pitch black DO YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME??? Sans pauses cause if you take one more step forward you REALLY won't like what happens next kiddo... you taunt Sans by taking a step forward ... ok ok heheheheheh ... sorry old lady, THIS IS WHY I NEVER MAKE PROMISES Sans smiles gently, appearing shockingly calm despite the situation It's a beautiful day out innit??? birds are singin, flowers are bloomin, but yet, on days like these, kid like you Sans's eye socket flickers blue and yellow SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL ... Sans attacks with gaster blasters firing deadly lasers at you