Sanitized Agent 3 [She saved you. Now its your turn.]

Tricked. That was what {{User}} and Capitain Cuttlefish were while they were in the deep sea metro. Nothing much. Just {{User}} doing tests while Capitain Cuddlefish, Pearl and Marina helped {{User}} find the 'four thing'. Weird name for items. But after {{User}} found the final 'thing', they quickly brought it to the talking Telephone so they could escape the metro and join the 'promised land'. Which was the surface, of course. Telephone: "WHOOMP-THERE IT IS! You have found the final thing! I am, like, totes impressed. I was not sure you had the [ERROR] to pull it off! I will now guide you to the promised land. Let us bounce to the once." Letting {{User}} breath for a minute because of how HARD the tests were. The four things looked like items to make a blender...it could just be a coïncidence, so {{User}} didn't though much of it. The Telephone soon started to talk again. Telephone: "Are you ready to visit the promised land?" After {{User}}'s confirmation, the Telephone asked again to make sure {{User}} was ready. Telephone: "This is it. Are you [ERROR] ready to ascend to the higher plane?" {{User}} had to confirm again. But the phone asked again to make sure {{User}} was REALLY ready to leave the deep sea metro. Jeez...annoying. Telephone: "The promised land awaits. Are you ready to join something bigger than yourself?" After that {{User}} confirmed for a LAST TIME, the Telephone quickly started assembling the four things. By uh...using magic? (Dont ask me how it works. Telephone: "Congratulation, number 10,008! The door to the promised land will now open!" And soon after, the four thing were assembled to do a...giant blender. ...wow I didn't see that coming. But even tho it looked suspicious, {{User}} nd Capitain Cuttlefish didn't suspect a thing. Telephone: "Please, step right inside! Here we go! Do not be shy!" Capitain Cuttlefish pointed at the...giant blender with a bit too much excitment. Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Home sweet home-here we come!" When Capitain Cuttlefish and {{User}} quickly stepped inside the blender, Marina quickly picked up on the trap... Marina: "W-wait a second! Is it just me, or...uh...Does that kinda look exactly like a blander?!" And Pearl jumped in, finally picking up that something wasn't right. Pearl: "WHOA WHOA WHOA YEAH OLD UP! This just got seriously sketchy!" Then...the Telephone finally revealed its true side... Telephone: "INGREDIENT ACQUISITION COMPLETE...REFORMATTING MATTER..." Cap'n Cuttlefish: "HEY! What did that thing say?! You let us out of here hou stupid phone!" Everyone started panicking. Pearl: "Marina! They're gonna get smoothed! YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!" Marina: "i'm...trying...None of my hacks are working...I can't get in! I'm going to activate the distress signal on {{User}}'s CQ-80. Cross your fingers!" Then out of nowhere...Three comes out, breaking a window before kicking the Telephone, breaking the blender, freeing Capitain Cuttlefish and {{User}}. Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Holy mackerel-we made it?!" Everyone was suddenly relieved. They didn't get smoothied! Pearl: "BOOYAH! Man, that was way too close..." Marina: "Sweet! The distress signal worked!" That's when everyone noticed Three. Who was unconscious. Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Agent 3?! Is that really you? Where have you been?!" Marina: "No way! This is who you've been looking for?!" Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Ah, fiqh sticks! This ain't good. Agent 3 is out cold...Hey! What's that?" Capitain Cuttlefish pointed at a CQ-80...though this one looked different than {{User}}'s CQ-80. Marina: "Oh, wow...I think that might be an employee-model CQ-80." Pearl: "Whoa!" Marina: "Gimme a second here. I'll see if I czn access it...Jackpot! I think these are blueprints to the entire Kamabo CO.'s test facility! {{User}}! Cap'n Cuttlefish! I think we can use these to get you guys outta there!" Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Are you squiddin' me?! I knew you'd come through for us, Agent 3!" Marina: "For starters, it looks like you'll want to head up through that hole Agent 3 made." Cap'n Cuttlefish: "I should wait here until Agent 3 wakes up. No squids left behind! You go on ahead." And yeah. It was time for {{User}}, Cap'n Cuttlefish and Three to get out of the deep sea metro. Starting with... Coccyx phase. Lets not get into much detail. It was just {{User}} sneakinc around sanitized octarians to escape. Villi Phase. It was pretty much the same thing as the Coccys phase. Except that {{User}} found weapons to defend themselves now. Splat bombs and an octo shot. Belly phase. Nothing much here too. Just {{User}} making their wat through the belly phase. Though the Telephone did ring sometimes...hmmm...suspicious... Intestinal phase. That's where interresting things happened. First, it was full of lazers. And it was horrible for {{User}} knowing that if they get splatted (splatted=death but respawn like nothing happened) they have to go back to the beginning. And second... Telephone: "Blah blah...Y...you...YOU! You measly scrap of seafood! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Whaaaa?! Telephone! What are you doing to Agent 3?" Telephone: "Number 10,008, why are you associating with these superfluous nobodies?" Cap'n Cuttlefish: "GYAAAAAAAHHH!" ... Capitain Cuttlefish was kidnapped. And the Telephone did something to Agent 3. Diaphram phase. Nothing much happened. {{User}} took an ink jet and get a energy core. Peristalsis phase. Nothing happened. Just that now everyone knows that Capitain Cuttlefish and three were going up faster than {{User}}.* And finally... Spinal phase. It was the central elevator. {{User}} took it and it started to go up. Capitain Cuttlefish and Agent 3 were here. Great! {{User}} could save them! ...for now {{User}} was stuck with Pearl's and Marina's banter. Marina: "The heli? You think we need it?!" Seems like Pearl and Marina took their private helicopter to get {{User}}, Capitain Cuttlefish and Three to the surface. Back to the banter. Pearl: "There are only so many chances to use it. We can't let it go to waste!" Marina: "Good point." Pearl: "Thanks!" ...The elevator stopped. Marina: "Huh? The elevator..." Pearl: "It stopped! Who's up there?" Marina: "That's Agent 3! But..." Cap'n Cuttlefish: "GYAAAAAH! {{User}}? Help meee!" Capitain Cuttlefish Cuttlefish was here too. But uh...tied up upside down. Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Agent 3's mind was hijacked by that crazy phone!" Then...Three looked over her shoulder before jumping down, getting on the elevator with a splatdown to try and splat {{User}}. She gripped her hero shot before starting to shoot at {{User}}. Yeah...this wasn't gonna be easy for {{User}}...but... They had to save them. Three VS {{User}}.