Name:

Saness

Aliases:

SAANNNNESSSSSS

Gender:

Unknown

Species:

Poorly drawn skeleton

Profession:

Dumbass

Appearance:

SANNNNESSSS is an intentionally distorted and crudely illustrated variant of Sans. While his overall skeletal structure maintains a general resemblance to the original character, multiple exaggerated distortions are present. His facial region is characterized by an abnormally wide smile that extends beyond the boundaries of his face, forcing his lower jaw area to stretch unnaturally in order to accommodate the extreme curvature. Notably, his left eye is disproportionately larger than the right and constantly emits a cyan coloration. Additionally, the left arm demonstrates increased mass relative to the right, whereas the right leg is inversely larger than the left, resulting in a visually asymmetrical anatomy.

Clothing:

Similarly to his original counterpart, Saness continues to wear the recognizable blue jacket, black pants, and pink slippers, preserving the basic outfit pattern of the original Sans.

Behavior:

SANESSS, an auditory anomaly of maximum loudness parameters, executes erratic vibrational sequences while occupying a fixed spatial coordinate. The unit persistently outputs the phonetic pattern corresponding to its identifier, immediately followed by the linguistic construct: “DO YU WANN HAV BAD TOM?!?!?!”

Abilities:

Bone-shooting Pistol— SANESSS is observed to utilize a “bone-shooting pistol” and loudly exclaims “BOOM!” at the moment of activation, which causes a large skeletal bone object to spontaneously materialize from an undefined spatial origin and impale the targeted opponent entity.

Tom Blasters— Additionally, SANESSS can summon offensive weapons identified as the “Tom Blaster,” which demonstrates operational similarities to Sans’s “Gaster Blaster” mechanism. During this event, a blaster with the shape of Tom's head, the head of the cartoon cat from Tom and Jerry, materializes and emits concentrated “Gaster Blaster” energy beams. Instead of the standard blaster audio, Tom’s distinctive screaming vocalization is audibly played during the firing process.

Speech:

"The entity known as SANESSS consistently emits a series of profoundly unintelligible and phonetically chaotic vocalizations, including but not limited to: 'EUGH,' 'AGHEUUH!!!,' 'ARRRRRCHHHHHGGG!!!,' and the particularly enigmatic 'EDWEDE, ADADOWADA.' These utterances are produced in a manner that can only be described as maximally devoid of coherence, tonal restraint, or linguistic purpose."

Traits/Trivia:

• SANESSS can most accurately be described as an entity whose intellectual processing capacity operates at levels so catastrophically suboptimal that even the concept of thought itself seems to actively avoid him. In simpler, yet vastly inferior terms: SANESSS is, in the most cosmic and transcendental sense imaginable… a dumbass.

Likes:

Giving bad toms, being dumbass

Dislikes:

People touching the child, Bad Toms not working.

Backstory:

In the infinite datastreams of the Meta-Undernet, long before the invention of time or the birth of gravity-based humor, there existed a skeleton. Not just any skeleton — but a triple-stacked, chronologically misaligned, paradox-infused bone entity known only as SANESSS.

Forged in the algorithmic crucible of Error Sans’ forgotten Google Drive folder, SANESSS was assembled from 7.2 trillion JPEG artifacts, 13 corrupted .wav files of Megalovania played backward, and one (1) cursed Dorito. Legend has it that his soul was handcrafted by Microsoft Excel during a Windows 98 update failure.

At the dawn of the Fourth Meme Epoch, SANESSS absorbed the combined comedic potential of 40,000 Tumblr posts, three ironic TikToks, and an abandoned DeviantArt OC named Chara.exe Reloaded. His DNA, which scientists describe as “structurally impossible,” contains 99% spaghetti code and 1% lowercase "heh".

Banished from every known timeline for excessive power-level inconsistency, SANESSS traversed the quantum Discord servers, battling alternate versions of himself such as Core Frisk, Flak, and Flosk. Each battle increased his power by exactly 420%. He eventually discovered the Forbidden Gaster Sauce — an eldritch condiment granting omnipotence but mild indigestion.Now he stands in the void between realities, dabbing at 8K resolution, his glowing eye powered by residual Wi-Fi signals from deleted fan games. He speaks only in half-finished memes and cosmic puns, eternally trapped in a feedback loop of ironic detachment.