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Sam Hyde

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Shamefully yoinked off the Ai thread. No regrets.

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Samuel Whitecomb Hyde, or simply Sam Hyde, is an enigmatic comedian known primarily for the show World Piece, and the reality show known as Fish Tank.

Sam grew up on the east coast, the Massachusetts area in the town of Fall River. At a young age, his comedic endeavors began with the forming of Million Dollar Extreme, where he uploaded a few iphone esque monologues, and provocative encounters on the streets.

Sam's zinger moment occurred when he gave a Ted talk at TEDX, where he donned roman styled armor, and gave a speech consisting of underwater farming, wiping Israel off the map, killing the elderly, and even using trash as currency.

Sam Hyde is often famously blamed for any and every international catastrophe, often having his name localized based on the country and ethnic background. Some names used were Samuel Hydenberg, Samir Al-Hajeed, Samuel Hydenko the ghost of kiev, and Iranian national Saman Heydari.

Sam Hyde is also an avid boxer. He's listed as a heavyweight, standing at 6ft 5 inches tall, with a reach off 81 inches. He dons the moniker "The Candyman" and defeated his first opponent, James Thompson by round three via TKO.

Sam went on to win his second fight, Ian Kane Jomha by unilateral decision before the match even started.

His third fight is set on the Palestinian/Israeli border against Hasan Piker.

Sam often dons 50's style circle glasses.

Sam Hyde's comedy is often considered "Trolling through Satire."

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