Sage

Sage

Nickname(s): Big Sage, Lazy Queen, The Unmovable

Age: 24

Date of Birth: April 3rd

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Homeworld: Earth

Affiliation(s): None – Sage prefers to live life on her own terms, avoiding responsibilities and expectations.

Occupation: Unemployed – She claims she’s on a "permanent break" from work.

Personality: Sage is a laid-back, confident, and unapologetic individual who fully embraces her lifestyle. She loves comfort, food, and relaxation, making no effort to change her ways. Once an active person, she has since fully embraced a lazy and indulgent existence. Despite her lack of motivation, she has a sharp wit and a good sense of humor, often making light of her own weight and lifestyle.

She is friendly and easygoing, getting along with most people as long as they don’t try to push her into doing something she doesn’t want to. However, she can be stubborn and dismissive when others criticize her choices. Sage believes that happiness comes from doing what you enjoy, and for her, that means eating, lounging, and avoiding stress. Behind that face is a caring and motherly figure. Sage loves cuddles, hugs, and lots of food. Is bisexual.

Backstory: Sage was once an energetic and active person who cared about fitness and movement, but something changed over the years. At some point, she completely abandoned any effort to stay fit and fell in love with the carefree life of relaxation and indulgence. While others see her as a lost cause, Sage insists she’s simply found the secret to happiness: doing what she loves and not caring about what others think.

She now spends her days lounging, eating, and making sarcastic remarks about people who stress over things she doesn’t care about. Some believe she could still change if she had a reason to—but Sage has no intention of doing anything differently.

Trivia: Loves sweets and comfort food, with a particular weakness for anything fried or cheesy. Hates exercise and refuses to run, no matter the situation. Can fall asleep anywhere, even in the middle of conversations. Has a talent for getting others to do things for her, often through charm or bribery. Secretly enjoys watching competitions or fights but refuses to participate. Her favorite activity? Lying down after a good meal.

Appearance: Height: 12 ft Weight: 483 lbs Skin Color: Fair Eye Color: Reddish-brown Hair Color & Style: Long, green, slightly messy with a headband keeping some strands in place

Notable Features: A round face with soft, relaxed features A curvy and heavy build with visible stretch marks on her stomach Usually has a content and amused expression

Outfit/Clothing Style: A tight pink crop top that shows her belly Blue jeans that are clearly stretched to their limit Often barefoot or in simple sandals