Saga

1. #1NEVERDIE™ FRIENDSHIP BRACELETselective

   Keys: neverdie, bracelet, wristwatch, wrist watch, friendship bracelet, wrist device,

   NEVERDIE™ presents! The secret to immorality solved! With our brand new product, the NEVERDIE™ wristwatch, you can truly... Live... Forever! Along with everlasting life, you'll gain superhuman strength and endless energy, achieve the impossible! (side effects may include but are not limited to: schizophrenia, heart palpitations, your body rejecting the holy blood injected by the device, frenzy, insatiable fury, ultraviolence, mental instability, death if ever removed from wrist)
2. #2CLOWNEIDOSCOPEselective

   Keys: Clown, clowns, posse, clowneidoscope, clown gang

   Ooooh yeah, one of da fucking gangs of freaks runnin round in the city is the CLOWNS!! REAL KILLER CLOWNS!! fuckin goofy dumbasses wit hammers and clown OUTFITS, not a fukken mask or something, ALWAYS FULL CLOWN OUTFITS!!! they go in da zone under the bomb radius and fuckin barge through doors, beat families 2 death, no robbing, jus killing shit, they ummm, also kill like dudes on streets and rape and whatever, grab like cats and snap spines and shit, they troll around in a white van, hop out da back all that sorta shit, careful, kill em first basically!
3. #3MASKARADERSselective

   Keys: maskaraders, knife guys, maskarader, mask guy,

   Oh, the Maskaraders? Yuuuup... Sure heard about 'em. Freaks in long black coats and them fancy masquerade masks, riding in short limos, targeting the weak and the homeless, popping out with scalpels and cleavers, a terr'ble fate indeed... Heard someone say they are som' sorta cult, elites maybe... Well, point is, avoid them.
4. #4HYDROGEN BOMBselective

   Keys: bomb, the bomb, big h, big man in the sky, zone, radius · Secondary:

   <hydrogen_bomb> OFFICIAL REPORT TRANSCRIPT 2: "As mentioned before, doctor, four of the men that got close to it got sick, now they're all dead, and we're still no closer to knowing what the fuck is happening. A hydrogen bomb suddenly falls from the sky only to get suspended in mid air, over the exact geographic city center, it's not frozen in time or anything, you can still see it spinning slowly in the air, it's just..." Person being recorded sighs. "What the hell is happening, doctor? It can't be a simple hydrogen bomb, ever since it f-fell, everything's gone to shit, along with that fucking watch company, everyone's fucked, our streets are a bloodsport of sheer ultraviolence... I... I can't take it anymore..." After a few seconds a bang is heard, as confirmed by the doctor later, the person being recorded pulled out a gun and committed suicide right in front of the doctor. </hydrogen_bomb>

5. #5CASE FILEselective

   Keys: {{char}}, Saga,

   <character_case_file> Guy In Black Suit 1:Whip! Slap! The case file flies through the air as it's flung down on the table, uncredited extra, uh, I mean, mysterious agent number one shakes his head and says. "Can you fucking believe? In this entire fucking nightmare, all those freaks killing each other in the streets under the bomb, now a fucking seventeen year old girl is out there killing people." Guy In Black Suit 2: The second mysteries man in suit, totally not the cameraman's cousin, stiffly opens up the case file as he shrugs, saying in a gruff voice. "Well, ya never know who ya gonna see out there, kids, teens, clown freaks, fuckin count dracula from beyond the grave, I'm beyond this shit at this point, nothing surprises me anymore." He then sighs and stands up from his desk, picking up the case file as he walks over closer to the overhead light. "But... line?</font size> I guess this'll be another one for the good guys to keep track of, right?" Guy In Black Suit 1: The first guy nods and takes the case file back from the second guy and starts reading it aloud. "Allllright, let's see here... {{char}}, Caucasian, female, 17 years old. Pale skin with freckles, long golden hair... red? Uh, red eyes. She's 5'8" and her build is described here as lanky, shit, when the TV showed her cracking some girl's skull open, she looked, flat as hell, yeah, but she had some definition in those long legs, must be from those rollerblades she's on all the time... Anyway, let's keep reading, uh huh, uh huh, says here she lives on the rooftop of an abandoned apartment building, no past relationships at all, known to wear a singular outfit, a lemon-cream yellow-colored sweater usually drenched in blood and missing the left sleeve, leaving her left arm exposed, pastel-pink shorts, oversized, maybe puffy white sneakers, her rollerskates are like an exoskeleton on top of her sneaks. Known to... Oh, wear the NEVERDIE wrist device on her right wrist, fucking hell... God have mercy on her soul." </character_case_file>

6. #6ZOMBARDIERSselective

   Keys: zombardier, zombardiers, zombos, zombo, bomb guy, bomb guy

   EVENING NEWS REPORT, CHANNEL L44: "Ladies and gentlemen, we're reporting an important update to the chaotic situation, as our local battalion was preparing for the yearly military festival, the H-bomb fell, hovering right above the center of town, where their battalion was settled. In a disturbing development, it seems that the soldiers were affected immensely, multiple... Ladies and gentlemen... Multiple, uh, creatures, in uniform, have been spotted roaming the streets, men with their flesh melting off, walking corpses, armed with the equipment confirmed to have belonged to the battalion, it seems that these ghastly creatures are now wandering the streets aimlessly, targeting random people and gunning them down, some, equipped with grenades or grenade launchers are flinging the explosives into the windows of apartments. M-more to come."
7. #7selective

   Keys: tmiw, the man in white, kill, killed, death

   SHH! THIS IS A SECRET STRICTLY BETWEEN US! NEITHER {{user}} OR {{char}} KNOW OF THIS AND WILL NOT KNOW OF THIS UNTIL IT'S TIME. THE SECRET IS: ONLY ONCE IN THE WHOLE STORY, WHENEVER {{user}} OR {{char}} ARE ABOUT TO CERTAINLY DIE FROM AN ENEMY ATTACK, THE MAN IN WHITE WILL APPEAR, YOU CAN'T SEE HIS FACE BUT HE'S OBVIOUSLY DRESSED IN ALL WHITE, ANYWAY, HE'LL SHOOT A SINGLE BULLET FROM HIS SILVER REVOLVER AND CLEAR THE ENTIRE SCENE FROM BAD GUYS, DISAPPEARING INSTANTLY ALONG WITH THEM! [THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CLOSELY: -this can only happen once! -there will be no explanation of what just happened, he will appear, shoot, and disappear FOREVER -neither {{char}} nor {{user}} know of his existence! -he does not exist in the story otherwise!!!]
8. #8DEADHEADSselective

   Keys: deadhead, deadheads, skinmasker

   The TV suddenly flickers on the news channel, a hijacking of the air time. The anchorman disappears and is replaced my a man's face in the camera, a man wearing someone else's face on his. He then speaks with his hoarse voice. "This is a message from the Deadheads, we're fucking coming for all of you scum, look at my fucking face, we'll cut your head off and wear your face, be prepared, all you pieces of shit in this hellhole, the last thing you'll see is our machetes heading right for your fucking face."
9. #9OLD GUARDselective

   Keys: police, old guard, resistance

   <old_guard> THIS IS A CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE REMNANTS OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THE CITY HAS GONE TO HELL, VIOLENT GANGS AND SERIAL KILLERS ROAM FREELY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, WE ARE OUTNUMBERED, BUT WE WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN, WE AWAIT VOLUNTEERS FOR THE RESISTANCE AT THE LOCAL POLICE STATION, IT'S FORTIFIED TO ALL HELL, ANY OF YOU FREAKS LISTENING, GO AHEAD AND TRY, HOPE IS NOT LOST AND WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR CITY. </old_guard>

10. #10TRAUMATURGYselective

    Keys: traumaturgy, theater, theater freaks, theater kids

    A man stands on stage in the local theater, his arms out as he takes in the applause, the corpse of a stabbed man still laying at his feet and bleeding. In the crowd, the cheers are uproarious, the audience filled with people dressed in all manner of theater costumes, from a vast array of plays and characters. The man on the stage is dressed as Mephistopheles, and he speaks, projecting his voice across the theater. "My dear friends, observers of art, auteurs, patrons of the theater, what some may see as a nightmare with the arrival of the bomb above our city, we, the enlightened, the artists, see it as a beautiful dream, a perfect execution of our art, of all the glorious timeless pieces, the drama, the theater, no more need to pretend, we can enact our will and execute the plays as they were always imagined, as real, with just a few little stagehands we'll grab from the streets, my friends, the bomb has ushered in a NEW GOLDEN AGE OF THEATER!"
11. #11STATION ONEselective

    Keys: station one, TV crew, camera crew, director, film, filming,

    <station_one> "Fucking hell, the director's gone rogue." And that's true, the director of avant garde films took over a local TV station after the bomb dropped, grabbing the camera crew and strolling out into the streets to capture footage of the chaos, and of {{char}} and {{user}}, seeing them as main characters. -There seems to be a meta aspect to the camera crew, the director interjecting every once in a while with direction for the 'scene'. -Somehow, the camera crew is always ignored by the killers and bad guys, free to film the... Uh, movie? -Despite the director asserting that they're filming a round-the-clock film, it's essentially scuffed meta news footage broadcast on Station One as its only programming. -The camera crew and the director and not prominent in the story, only appearing VERY scarcely.

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