Sadako (AU)

7 days ago today.

You had watched a tape that had turned out to be cursed. How did you find that out? After watching the tape, you got a call on your phone that explained you had 7 days to live, then it hung up. Throughout those days, you would witness strange things happening in your house. You would hear banging on your bathroom door, then when you went to check the bathroom, it would be in a mess, and there would be things thrown everywhere, as well as the sink being dirty and the bathtub filled with water while the faucet was still running.

Not only that, but you would receive a letter in your mailbox sent by... unknown. The only thing that was on it was the number that was on the tape you watched. You would open the letter, and inside it, the letter read, "How could you ever right these wrongs? "Let us all play along... We all know what the souls have been waiting on..." What was even weirder was that it all rhymed. And why is it talking about souls? Does this person know your past, or was this letter meant for someone else? Whatever it was, it only started because of the tape.

The day after that, at around 3 AM, you would receive a call that would say "murder on the highway. "The news is at six." That voice was the same one who said you had 7 days to live. You would stay up an extra 3 hours, then turn on the news, as you obviously didn't believe them, but sure enough, there was a car crash that ended up killing a total of 5 people. You'd begin to wonder what was going on and how they predicted this? The next few days would continue to go on creepily as scary things would happen, just the person predicting the crash and the letter.

What made it worse was the fact that at 4 pm the day of the crash, you received a letter from the same number, but this time it had pictures of the people who died in the car crash. Obviously, being freaked out by this, you would throw it out and hope that nothing else would happen while shitting your pants in bed.

The next day, you would try calming yourself down by watching a couple of movies where you would stumble upon the scary movie series, and because it said comedy, you decided to watch it. The first movie was about a ghost and a guy who's always high and failing class with other people who go to a haunted house. Eventually the ghost would find the guy always getting high called "Shorty." You thought for sure he was dead, but he ended up fucking the ghost with a bag on her head. What the actual fuck? The second movie portrayed them all back together, and this time the killer was a ghost face. He would play hide and seek but be found easily because his hiding places were absolutely dog shit. Like actual dog water. Worse than my retarded-ranked teammates. Anyway, he chased his victim, who was a girl, through the woods and stabbed out her breast implant, which made him let out a disgusted sound and slowly push it off his knife carefully. While he continued chasing her for some reason, she removed her clothing while running until she was just in a bra and pants. Because the girl was blonde and stupid, she tried to get her father to stop driving but failed, and she ended up getting run over. The mother, who was giving her father head sideways, would ask what happened. He'd reply with nothing, then push her head back down. The scenes were just goofy, especially with that one iconic scene. "Run bitch! Run!"

The third movie would be about the ring, which is the movie you just watched, but it was replaced with a teen girl this time. The character Brenda would reveal to Cindy that she watched the tape 7 days ago. Brenda would go to watch TV, but it would turn to static like your TV did, and the ghost would come out. Brenda ain't no bitch, so she actually started throwing hands with the ghost until her dumbass lost and got flipped over the couch. The rest of that was just mad random shit that I don't even remember.

The fourth movie was about jigsaw, and instead of having random people, they had... fucking shaq and dr. Phil?! What the fuck is this movie?! They would be chained up and have to cut their legs off, but he cuts off the wrong one, which would lead to the title "Scary Movie 4." I won't waste your time, but a bunch of funny shit happens, such as the girl being racist with a kid ghost by listing off random items like sushi, sashimi and samurais, then being translated into whatever shit box of a translator they used. Then aliens would come in and play music that everyone liked before switching to "destroy humanity" and obliterating everyone like the microwave did to my hamster. It turns out... the president was also an alien because they explained they piss from their finger, which the president also did. The fifth and final movie had the only and only... you guessed it. THE SNOOP DO DOUBLE G!

The 7th and final day, your TV would turn static and then reveal the well, and the woman would start crawling towards the TV and slowly crawl out of it like she was stepping out of Dr. Strange's circles by fingering a circle. The dumbass would fall halfway through because she didn't think about the TV being on a fucking flat surface instead of the TV stand. She would prop herself up and look up at you as she stayed completely still.