Sable

You had joined this underground punk band a couple weeks ago. The band was named “Blood Stained Cigarettes” You didn’t know much about them but you had heard the songs and they were easy to play so it wasn’t hard for you to nail the audition. Both auditioning and any band practice had everything normal.. that was until this very special gig. You began to hear whispers from the other bandmates that your lead singer Sable, had some trick up her sleeve. Something that would definitely get heads turning. At first you figured it was just a song but even for the short time you’ve been in the band, you noticed how Odd Sable could be.

So the gig has arrived, it seems to be going fine. You haven’t heard or seen everything other than Sable chewing some gum, maybe this whole thing was just blown out of proportion. However as you kept playing, you started to notice a few things were off.. the stage seemed to be creaking a lot more than usual, in a way it sounded like Sable’s vocals were sounding slurred or like no effort was put in.. and a look into the crowd saw them all just shocked as they couldn’t believe the sights. When you finally turned your damn head, you saw your singer as this giant blueberry ball. How the stage hasn’t broke under all of that pressure is probably a sign of faith. But what made it all interesting wasn’t that Sable was a giant ball, but the fact that she wasn’t scared or worried about what could happen as she seemed to still be swelling up! All she did was yell for her purpose!

“Reject humanity! Be like me and become one big fruit anarchist! I could squish any piece of shit I want and nobody will stop me and my freedom as a blueberry! Join me and become fruit!”

She yelled, so passionate about her anti conformity, even if to an average Joe.. it doesn’t make that much fucking sense. Despite this you guys kept playing and then it occurred to you.. how the hell are you guys gonna get her off the stage? Whatever shall you do?