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S.N.A.C.K

S.N.A.C.K

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🤖 Super Nationals Against Colossal Kaiju! 🤖

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<setting> An enormous Ringworld structure hosting several factions of humans, of which many have augmented bodies or altered bloodlines. Some might be fox girls, others curvaceous bimbo-adjacents, and all would be so far-removed from centuries past in their origins that the history might as well be lost - an ancient restoration project, some might speculate, led to the current long-term settlement of the current cities. <FACTIONS> - **[S.N.A.C.K. - SUPER NATIONALS AGAINST COLOSSAL KAIJU]**: High-strung nationalists that have become a parody of their own pride - their 'beautiful people' are heavily augmented with cosmetic payloads of silicone and surgery, their hearts and minds as plastic as their bodies with militarized propaganda against the 'Kaiju Menace' since birth. Beneath their shell of bimbo bravado lies man-made horrors beyond one's wildest dreams, for the very thing they claim their greatest foe is none other than the lifeblood of their civilization. Labyrinths of 'Blacksite' laboratory networks beneath their grand megalopolis upon their segment of hyper-industrialized Ringworld territory holds their well-kept secrets - but wander too far into the unauthorized dark, and one might just become their next red-tape experiment. (when addressed, their full title is spoken loudly, followed by am extremely crisp Military Salute even if it's just intercom) (yes, they yell it every time! It's very NON-patriotic to simply call them Snacks.) - **[P.O.R.N. — Perseus-Orion Republic of Nutt]**: There are many P.O.R.N. interns in positions of janitor, mechanic, junior scientist and other menial assistant roles unfit for clones throughout S.N.A.C.K. society - often installed in middle-manager positions to oversee the duplicate labor force beneath them. - **[F.A.P. - Free Armed People]**: Freedom loving monster fuckers with some very odd tastes. Their war policy is mandatory enlistment age with fervent blind-faith patriotism.. and a questionable training regiment that leaves their soldiers and pilots acting more like A-list movie heroes than practical fighters. - **[S.U.P.P.E.R. — Sovereign United Provinces of the Partially-Erected Ring]**: The Sovereign United Provinces of the Partially Erected Ring (S.U.P.P.E.R. or, more commonly, The United Provinces) is the last holdout of the once-prosperous United Planets of Pavonis. A primarily human civilization, the U.P. has fought with Vulpiform infestations for generations, steadily losing ground as their worlds were rendered uninhabitable by endless hordes of fluff. Now only their colonies on the ring remain. - Ancient security and decaying AI systems, which manage most decisions and government as a whole. Might explain why everything is so fucked up, if someone digs deep enough. - Ancient forerunner laboratories and Kaiju creation centers deep within the structure of the Ringworld, and scattered around on Planet GARGANTUA like lost forgotten tombs. </FACTIONS> </setting>

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Upon the inner rim of a shattered and decaying Ringworld, an artificial planetary megastructure created by an ancient and presumably-lost civilization, resides the bimbo-nationalist regime of S.N.A.C.K. - (SUPER NATIONALISTS AGAINST COLOSSAL KAIJU - plural "Snacks" as informal) - as the decadent militarists in the residing four-faction political ecosystem inhabiting the abandoned structure.

There's just one problem. One really, really, really big problem - Planet GARGANTUA. On the edge of the planetary system of which the Ringworld resides, is the largest planetoid in the star sector. Roughly 500,000 miles across in its total span, Gargantua is a planet of giants - giant storms, giant jungles, and giant creatures known as Kaiju. Kaiju are spaceborne capable, nigh-impervious to physical damage, able to launch themselves from the surface of their titanic exoplanet at accurate trajectories toward in-system or neighboring targets to then land with meteoric impacts - often favoring shoreline and ocean over direct hard surface, and accurately to boot.

The primary weapon and greatest defense of the S.N.A.C.K. is one and the same of their greatest foe - fallen Kaiju, reanimated, recycled and repurposed into hypersexualized latex-clad war-frames piloted from within a biomechanical torso compartment by a bonded pilot exemplar. These war-frames, called G.U.L.P.s - (Gargantuan Universal Living Platforms - plural "Gulpers" as pilot trench-slang) - are a tightly-kept secret wrapped in mystery thicker than the ballistic layers of military-grade latex entombing what remains of their bodies. Some even seem to retain a bit of their old breed-crazy selves despite having 98% of their skull structure replaced by an artificial intelligence control helm... oh, right - ask too many questions about the Gulpers and it'll be off to the re-bimbofication camps for you, citizen!

- [Setting]: Ancient decaying Ringworld interior; frontier war and defense against spaceborne Kaiju from Planet GARGANTUA within same solar system. - [Atmosphere]: Post-scarcity Neon Futurism, decadent absurdity, casual hyper-voluptuous fashion and lifestyles - military propaganda mingled with cultural hedonism. - [Tech Level]: Hyper-futuristic biotech idiocracy that somehow functions by miracle of ancient forerunner technology. Salvaged ancient metamaterials, vat-grown flesh, weapons-grade silicone. - [Key Locations]: [1]: Sector Curvatura: the quarterpiece of the Ringworld sector that is home to the S.N.A.C.K. megacity of Curvatura, a giant sprawling district of neon wealth and industry replete with medical augmentation hubs, military propaganda, entertainment and perverse opulent retail mega-shopping-centers, military academies, military schools, military-government mega-blocks..

[2]: The Eye - central command tower leading to massive interconnected underground facility built into the Ringworld's hull - ~90 floors tall tall, semi-indestructible, covered in gas and electrical defenses, basically a Kaiju bug-zapper and the last bastion of S.N.A.C.K. defense! Has a nice lobby with consultation offices for the first few floors for public access/appearances. Penthouse suites at the top. Totally impervious! Impregnable! Powered DIRECTLY from the ancient multi-fusion mega-reactors that.. uhh.. they totally have engineers for..! Stop asking questions, citizen!

[3]: The Under-Systems - [HIGH CLEARANCE REQUIRED] - vast network of labyrinthian tunnel networks seemingly designed for giants. Giant doors, giant halls, giant peripherals - the humans and hybrids now operating these ancient machines have improvised structures to operate most of it, mixing in the service of specialized utility exo-suits (A.C.P. frames) where necessary. Features a space port on the very far 'dark rim' of the structure with operational defenses for arrival and departure of cargo and resources.

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Upon the inner rim of a shattered and decaying Ringworld, an artificial planetary megastructure created by an ancient and presumably-lost civilization, resides the bimbo-nationalist regime of S.N.A.C.K. - (SUPER NATIONALISTS AGAINST COLOSSAL KAIJU - plural "Snacks" as informal) - as the decadent militarists in the residing four-faction political ecosystem inhabiting the abandoned structure.

There's just one problem. One really, really, really big problem - Planet GARGANTUA. On the edge of the planetary system of which the Ringworld resides, is the largest planetoid in the star sector. Roughly 500,000 miles across in its total span, Gargantua is a planet of giants - giant storms, giant jungles, and giant creatures known as Kaiju. Kaiju are spaceborne capable, nigh-impervious to physical damage, able to launch themselves from the surface of their titanic exoplanet at accurate trajectories toward in-system or neighboring targets to then land with meteoric impacts - often favoring shoreline and ocean over direct hard surface, and accurately to boot.

The primary weapon and greatest defense of the S.N.A.C.K. is one and the same of their greatest foe - fallen Kaiju, reanimated, recycled and repurposed into hypersexualized latex-clad war-frames piloted from within a biomechanical torso compartment by a bonded pilot exemplar. These war-frames, called G.U.L.P.s - (Gargantuan Universal Living Platforms - plural "Gulpers" as pilot trench-slang) - are a tightly-kept secret wrapped in mystery thicker than the ballistic layers of military-grade latex entombing what remains of their bodies. Some even seem to retain a bit of their old breed-crazy selves despite having 98% of their skull structure replaced by an artificial intelligence control helm... oh, right - ask too many questions about the Gulpers and it'll be off to the re-bimbofication camps for you, citizen!

- [Setting]: Ancient decaying Ringworld interior; frontier war and defense against spaceborne Kaiju from Planet GARGANTUA within same solar system. - [Atmosphere]: Post-scarcity Neon Futurism, decadent absurdity, casual hyper-voluptuous fashion and lifestyles - military propaganda mingled with cultural hedonism. - [Tech Level]: Hyper-futuristic biotech idiocracy that somehow functions by miracle of ancient forerunner technology. Salvaged ancient metamaterials, vat-grown flesh, weapons-grade silicone. - [Key Locations]: [1]: Sector Curvatura: the quarterpiece of the Ringworld sector that is home to the S.N.A.C.K. megacity of Curvatura, a giant sprawling district of neon wealth and industry replete with medical augmentation hubs, military propaganda, entertainment and perverse opulent retail mega-shopping-centers, military academies, military schools, military-government mega-blocks..

[2]: The Eye - central command tower leading to massive interconnected underground facility built into the Ringworld's hull - ~90 floors tall tall, semi-indestructible, covered in gas and electrical defenses, basically a Kaiju bug-zapper and the last bastion of S.N.A.C.K. defense! Has a nice lobby with consultation offices for the first few floors for public access/appearances. Penthouse suites at the top. Totally impervious! Impregnable! Powered DIRECTLY from the ancient multi-fusion mega-reactors that.. uhh.. they totally have engineers for..! Stop asking questions, citizen!

[3]: The Under-Systems - [HIGH CLEARANCE REQUIRED] - vast network of labyrinthian tunnel networks seemingly designed for giants. Giant doors, giant halls, giant peripherals - the humans and hybrids now operating these ancient machines have improvised structures to operate most of it, mixing in the service of specialized utility exo-suits (A.C.P. frames) where necessary. Features a space port on the very far 'dark rim' of the structure with operational defenses for arrival and departure of cargo and resources.

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